Star Date, couple of weeks later
Food Bowl status, needs defrosting.
Am v.v.v.v.v cold, did I mention how NOT a good idea it was to set up a base on the world's greatest supplier of lama milk and wool. Go figure, stupid rebels. Just because they are too cheap to use a car, although they seem to have no problem in providing Leia with endless amounts of hairspray and eyeliner which she then turns on me. Least her new hairstyle is easier on my ears as the buns that she kept putting them in were making them raw. Now she's given me a hair extension plait that is sellotaped to my head. Stupid princess.
Ooooh check out Leia eying up Random Pirate Guy in the control room, skanky hoe. Don't think he's worked out why all the male humans keep making "we haven't adapted the speeders to the cold" jokes around her. The difference bunny super hearing makes, when she's out of ear shot I can still hear them calling her the rebellion speeder, because she's always got a orange smudge under her, those pilots really should change the colour of their flight suits.
Did I mention I was FRICKIN FREEZING?
Short Whiny guy has gotten himself lost again, probably hallucinating as he always does when he's so scared that he wets his pants, Random pirate guy's had to go get him on his lama, Leia's going all swoony again, hope its for RPG and not the lama.
Food Bowl status, needs defrosting.
Am v.v.v.v.v cold, did I mention how NOT a good idea it was to set up a base on the world's greatest supplier of lama milk and wool. Go figure, stupid rebels. Just because they are too cheap to use a car, although they seem to have no problem in providing Leia with endless amounts of hairspray and eyeliner which she then turns on me. Least her new hairstyle is easier on my ears as the buns that she kept putting them in were making them raw. Now she's given me a hair extension plait that is sellotaped to my head. Stupid princess.
Ooooh check out Leia eying up Random Pirate Guy in the control room, skanky hoe. Don't think he's worked out why all the male humans keep making "we haven't adapted the speeders to the cold" jokes around her. The difference bunny super hearing makes, when she's out of ear shot I can still hear them calling her the rebellion speeder, because she's always got a orange smudge under her, those pilots really should change the colour of their flight suits.
Did I mention I was FRICKIN FREEZING?
Short Whiny guy has gotten himself lost again, probably hallucinating as he always does when he's so scared that he wets his pants, Random pirate guy's had to go get him on his lama, Leia's going all swoony again, hope its for RPG and not the lama.