Variation of king Arthur (Monty Python like)

"What'cha doin" king Arthur. 'Oh just sitting here wondering when my team of doves is going to bring me a two coconuts" .

" doves can't carry coconuts foolish idiot'

"yes they can'

"no they can't"

"AW!! Just shut up Beggar you know you can't win against a baby like him' said the monk. "Who brought you into this