Star Date, getting bored of this bit, can't you tell?

Food Bowl Status, fudgiscle flavour hmmmmm

Wow didn't know the rebellion was THAT scared of spiders, I mean, I know they are creep and all, (I have one in my hutch the size of a baby hutt) but to evacuate the whole planet because Random Pirate Guy shot one when he was out rescuing Short Whiny Guy. Speaking of SWG I think he's trying to pull one of those 'I'm going escape from this straight jacket whilst under water and blowing bubbles through my nose in tune to I'm dreaming of a white Christmas' thingies. Last count he'd been in that big glass tank three days. Think he's trying to emulate the masked magician disappearing act Big Black Guy and Random OAP did back on the Death Star. Am quite worried about SWG, his dementia is getting to a very insane level, the other day I caught him pointing his hand at a random female mechanic's jumpsuit shouting 'Go Web' very strange. No wonder he never gets a date.



Star Date, A few minutes later.

Food Bowl Status, Nauseous

SWG out of big glass tank. Leia such a skanky hoe.