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Chapter Six
By Lionheart
By Lionheart
By Lionheart
By Lionheart
By Lionheart
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Squall, Rinoa, Quistis, Zell and Irvine at sat in the cafeteria the next day. Squall is playing with his new favorite toy, the bunny.
Irvine: Finally Squall's calmed down.
Quistis: I can't believe that bunny has shut him up.
Rinoa: Aww, isn't he so cute.
HUMMMMMMMM
Zell: What's that noise? *goes paranoid* Why won't anyone let me eat my hotdogs in peace?
Selphie runs into the room, flapping her arms and humming.
Selphie: Hummm! Hi guys!
Irvine: Selph, what are you doing?
Selphie: I'm a hummingbird…Hummm…
Irvine: You took too much medication again, didn't you Selphie?
Selphie: Yes. Hummmm. But don't worry I'm a hummingbird now…hummmm…do you know where there are any tasty flowers?
Irvine: No Selphie I don't. Maybe you should go back to the dorm until your medication runs out.
Selphie: No, need…hummmmm…flowers now. *spots Squall* Squally, are you a hummingbird as well?
Squall: *looks at Rinoa* No, she won't let me. I have to play with Mr. Bunny.
Selphie: *angry hum* Rin, you big meanie, let Squall be a hummingbird.
Rinoa: No, Squall has to sit here and learn to take his medication
Selphie: *evil smile* I'll make Squall take his medication. Hummmm. *throws her medication into Squall's mouth*
Rinoa: Noooooo! Squall how do you feel?
Squall: Like…a…hummingbird…hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Selphie: Whoo-hummm-hoo! Come on Squall we need to turn more…hummmm…people into hummingbirds
Squall and Selphie open their medication and start throwing it into everyone's mouth.
Rinoa: What is this I'm feeling? Hummmmm. Nooooooo, I'm a hummingbird!
Within minutes, everyone in the cafeteria is a hummingbird.
Selphie: Come, my mighty hummingbird army. We must change everyone else into hummingbirds. MWAHAHAHA…hummm…HAHAHAHA.
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Meanwhile…
Seifer: Wow, it sure is quiet here. Where is everyone?
Fujin: UNKNOWN
Raijin: Dunno, ya know. Maybe they've got a special offer for hotdogs today.
Starts walking towards cafeteria
HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Seifer: What's that noise?
Fujin: UNKNOWN
Raijin: Gee, Fuj you don't know much today, ya know.
Fujin: RAGE *kicks Raijin in leg*
Seifer: Let's check it out.
Walks towards cafeteria, when everyone walks out flapping their arms, led by Selphie.
Everyone: HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Selphie: *spots Seifer and his posse* Hummmm…look, humans…hummmmmmmm…attack!!!
Everyone runs up to Seifer, Raijin and Fujin as they just stare in disbelief blinking
Raijin: What's going on, ya know?
Squall throws pills into Raijin's mouth.
Raijin: Hummmm, ya know
Fujin: RAGE
Selphie throws pills into Fujin's mouth.
Fujin: HUM. BIG. RAGE.
Seifer: Hey, what's going on?
Zell throws pills into Seifer's mouth.
Seifer: That's it Chicken-wuss I'm gonna kick you in the hummmmm.
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Cid is sat in his office doing paperwork when the door is broken down and everyone charges in
Cid: What's going on?
Selphie: Oh, it's just…hummm…Cid. Let's go, he's not worth any pills.
Cid: Hey, what are you going on about?
Selphie: Meet my hummingbird army.
Cid: Can I be part of your hummingbird army? Please? *flutters eyelashes*
Selphie: No, you're a moronic owl…
Squall: a crazy disturbed wombat that eats ostriches for breakfast…
Quistis: a stupid fat cabbage man…
Zell: a hotdog-hating goldfish…
Rinoa: a fat cheesecake…
Irvine: a broken umbrella…
Seifer: and a big fat Robin Williams wannabe.
Everyone: HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Cid: *starts crying* Yeah, well you're all…stupid woodchucks that are too stupid to find their way out of a window and smell of chicken fat and NORG's armpits after he lived in the basement for 10 years without having a shower.
Squall: Actually that was a good comeback…hummm…
Selphie: Okay, Cid, you're in!
Cid: Yay!
Selphie throws pills into Cid's mouth. Everyone waits in suspense to find out what happens.
Selphie: So Cid, do you feel like a hummingbird?
Cid: No…I feel like a hungry cat with an appetite for hummingbirds.
Everyone: RUN!…HUMMMMM….