Star Date, stupid stupid stupid humans
Food Bowl Status, stupid stupid stupid humans.
Did I mention that I am surrounded by idiots? Well yeah, but this time it takes the pale. Honestly I despair! So here I am working on my patch trying to turn Nadine-bending-over shaped hole into Hutt shaped hole (no small feat) and RPG guy has taken us for an amble into asteroid field. Once again water bowl has fallen on head and I'm getting the feeling that I really haven't progressed two hops from the beginning of the saga, then I hear RPG say:
"I'm gonna get in closer to one of the big ones"
"Closer!" Yeah Leia for once we agree. Whilst I'm musing over the scariness of the fact that something useful has come out of her mouth things get worse and I get so nervous that I pee all over the big hairy guy. Don't think he is particularly happy about it as he is busily turning the oven up to gas mark six, but being pie is the least of my worries for once. You see RPG has decided to set us down, but the humans all miss the big belch the 'cave' lets out as we fly in. Does nobody else smell that??????????? By the great bunny gods someone needs some toothpaste chews or a vet or something cos whatever we've flown into has major halitosis.
Stupid stupid humans. My worst fear was ending up as pie, instead I'm a snack for earth worm jim. Things can't get any worse.
What's that? The ship's broken and Leia's consoling herself by getting out the eyeliner and moving towards me with a grin on her face. I hate you all.
Sorry bout the length of time between updates blah blah blah, but bunny foo foo hasn't been too well so she's been curled up with a carrot and a cup of lemsip, think stardom may be taking it's toll on her. Anyway she's a bit better now so she is trying not to disapoint her fans and continue her adventures.
Food Bowl Status, stupid stupid stupid humans.
Did I mention that I am surrounded by idiots? Well yeah, but this time it takes the pale. Honestly I despair! So here I am working on my patch trying to turn Nadine-bending-over shaped hole into Hutt shaped hole (no small feat) and RPG guy has taken us for an amble into asteroid field. Once again water bowl has fallen on head and I'm getting the feeling that I really haven't progressed two hops from the beginning of the saga, then I hear RPG say:
"I'm gonna get in closer to one of the big ones"
"Closer!" Yeah Leia for once we agree. Whilst I'm musing over the scariness of the fact that something useful has come out of her mouth things get worse and I get so nervous that I pee all over the big hairy guy. Don't think he is particularly happy about it as he is busily turning the oven up to gas mark six, but being pie is the least of my worries for once. You see RPG has decided to set us down, but the humans all miss the big belch the 'cave' lets out as we fly in. Does nobody else smell that??????????? By the great bunny gods someone needs some toothpaste chews or a vet or something cos whatever we've flown into has major halitosis.
Stupid stupid humans. My worst fear was ending up as pie, instead I'm a snack for earth worm jim. Things can't get any worse.
What's that? The ship's broken and Leia's consoling herself by getting out the eyeliner and moving towards me with a grin on her face. I hate you all.
Sorry bout the length of time between updates blah blah blah, but bunny foo foo hasn't been too well so she's been curled up with a carrot and a cup of lemsip, think stardom may be taking it's toll on her. Anyway she's a bit better now so she is trying not to disapoint her fans and continue her adventures.