I did not die...yet. I AM HERE!

Chapter 8: By Arinaye

Selphie: Suuugggaaarrrr

Seifer: *looks cross*

Selphie: *drools* Suuuggggaaarrrr

Seifer: *looks crosser*

Selphie: *jerks head toward Seifer, causing drool to fly across the room* SUUGGGGAAARR!

Seifer: *looks crosser (if possible!)*

Selphie: *points at Seifer* SUGARSUGARSUGAR!

Seifer: *crossly raises eyebrow*

Selphie: SUGAR! *leaps in the air and lands on Seifer* SUGARYSUGARNESS! *bites Seifer's arm*

Seifer: *still looking cross* OW!

Selphie: ...Sugar...

Squall: *walks...err...runs in* DRA CIKYN EC SEHA!

Selphie: *shakes head vigorously* HU! SEHA! TIR, OUI CDIBET FRYDAJANEHK VNAYG

Arinaye: If you figure out what language/what they are saying, I'll give you a cookie.

Selphie & Squall: ITS HER! DIE! *chase Arinaye with a spoon*

Arinaye: O_o Who am I?

Selphie and Squall: *halt and shrug* Dunno. We just feel like killing a brunette with a spoon.

Arinaye: -_-

Squall: DON'T YOU -_- ME!

Arinaye: -_...I MEAN! -_O

Squall: DON'T -_O THE ALMIGHTY GUNBLADE KING!

Arinaye: ...

Selphie: That sounds dirty.

Squall: SHADDUP!

Grasshopper: *magically gets put in this fanfic*

FF9 Zidane: *also somehow gets in this fic*

Grasshopper and FF9 Zidane: *look at Arinaye crossly*

Arinaye: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Grasshopper: Suuuuurrreee you didn't.

Arinaye: *doesn't notice the sarcasm* THAT'S RIGHT! I DIDN'T!

Squall: *throws bunny plushy at Arinaye*

Arinaye: X_x

Mr. Bunny Plushy: *is stuffed with a brick of lead*

Squall: YAY! ^______^ Warm fuzzily bunnies!

Random Person: *points at Arinaye* QUICK! LETS SHOVE SPOONS DOWN HER EARS AND IN HER NOSTRILS AS FORMS OF TORTURE!

Selphie: Sugar.

Squall: All sugar is mine.

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Rinoa: *has been standing there the whole time* Why am I so neglected and un-noticed by my boyfriend?!

Squall: *hands Rinoa bunny plushy* Hold Mr. Bunny!

Rinoa: O_o

Squall: ^_^

Rinoa: ...

Squall: !!!

Rinoa: ...whatever...

Squall: *grabs switchblade* Don't steal my personality.

Rinoa: ^_^ Mission accomplished.

Squall: Whatever

Rinoa: Yup. Coolness has been achieved.

Squall: Whatever *walks off to training center*

Rinoa: Yep. Now that he's normal I can do this *throws Mr. Bunny in trash can and prepares a Firaga spell*

Squall: *runs in and saves Mr. Bunny* *whines* Riiinnnyyyy...how could youuuu?

Rinoa: -_-

Selphie: HEY! I'VE ONLY HAD 35 LINES IN THIS FIC! *glares at Arinaye*

Arinaye: Now you've had 36 ^_^

Selphie: Grr...DIE YOU WORTHLESS, INSIGNIFICANT CIVILIAN! BURN! *chases Arinaye*

Seifer: *looks cross and snickers*

Squall: ............

Seifer: .............

Quistis: Meow.

Squall: O_O

Quistis: Ruff!

Squall and Seifer: O_O

Quistis: Squeak!

Squall: SHUT UP YOU DUMB WOODCHUCK! GO BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF THE OKE FANOKEE WHERE YOU CAME FROM, YOU WOODCHUCK-LIKE SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!!!

Quistis: *sniffle*

Squall: DATS RIGHT YOU STUPID WOODCHUCK! GO! DEMON BE GONE! *throws tonfoil ball at Quistis*

Quistis: I'm melting. *melts*

Rinoa: O_o

Squall: Yeah, well, SAME TO YOU, YOU STUPID GOAT THAT DESERVES TO GET YOUR HORN SHAVED OFF AND LOOK LIKE A DOG FROM AN EXPERIMENTAL LAB!!! STUPID GOAT!!!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE, "BEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!! ARF ARF ARF!!!!!!!!!!"

Rinoa: ......................

Squall: O_o Where am I?

Rinoa: YOU MEANIE!

Squall: What did I do?

Rinoa: Don't talk to me. *walks off*

Seifer: HAHAHAHA! GOOD JOB CAPTAIN PUBERTY!

Squall: *snarls at Seifer*

Seifer: Good try. I 0WNZ JOO! (I hate people who talk like that )

Squall: OH YEAH YOU STUPID SLOTH? WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO THE FEEDING GROUNDS OF THE DEMONS OF MY MIND AND GO SKIN YOURSELF?

Seifer: O_o Am I really a sloth? *on the verge of tears*

Squall: *smirks* Yes.

A/N: Okay. I wasn't bashing. ^^ Guess what? I got a laptop for my Birthday 3 *feels special* I've been busy with it so I forgot to upload this. *hands you stick* Go ahead, beat me with it.

Grasshopper: ^^; well, it was!

Selphie-Almasy13: *hands you paper bag* Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth.

FF9 Zidane: XP Yep

Lionheart1: I don't want anyone to die of laughter or wet themselves ^_~

SpoogeMonkey: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

seifer-selphie-fan: Welcome!

ima hopeless romantic: NOO! Don't die! XD

chichiri's-girl: Yup.