Star Date, humans still very stupid
Food Bowl Status, the falcon is the food bowl.
Suddenly have sympathy for the sesame seeds, hope wormy thing thinks I'm one of those icky corny wheaty bits at the bottom that I always scatter around the cage and spits me out.
Humans still haven't noticed.
Leia got bored with the whole 'lets attack the bunny with hairspray and eyeliner' routine quicker than usual. She's got more of a crafty grin than normal and she's wearing her top with the least blaster burns on it, think she's on the pull.
Wonder how long it'll take the worm's stomach to eat through the hull and start on me?
Leia such a skanky hoe. RPG so gullible, am pondering learning Basic just so I can tell him how many times she's used the old 'the valve is too stiff' routine, on second thoughts learning Basic would be good to tell them that WE'RE IN A FRICKIN' WORM!!!!!!!!!!!.
Huh? Why has Leia stormed off? Think she's mad that the big golden Buddha interrupted before she could use the wormdoo line. (Writer apologises for the red dwarf ref and admits that in fact she doesn't own that either doh!). Oh RPG you don't know what a lucky escape you've had, been digested for eternity seems nothing in comparison to what she has planned.
Still haven't figured out what that smell is, stupid stupid humans, I bet they're blaming me. Oh great another strange alien noise, wonder what wants to eat us now?
Food Bowl Status, the falcon is the food bowl.
Suddenly have sympathy for the sesame seeds, hope wormy thing thinks I'm one of those icky corny wheaty bits at the bottom that I always scatter around the cage and spits me out.
Humans still haven't noticed.
Leia got bored with the whole 'lets attack the bunny with hairspray and eyeliner' routine quicker than usual. She's got more of a crafty grin than normal and she's wearing her top with the least blaster burns on it, think she's on the pull.
Wonder how long it'll take the worm's stomach to eat through the hull and start on me?
Leia such a skanky hoe. RPG so gullible, am pondering learning Basic just so I can tell him how many times she's used the old 'the valve is too stiff' routine, on second thoughts learning Basic would be good to tell them that WE'RE IN A FRICKIN' WORM!!!!!!!!!!!.
Huh? Why has Leia stormed off? Think she's mad that the big golden Buddha interrupted before she could use the wormdoo line. (Writer apologises for the red dwarf ref and admits that in fact she doesn't own that either doh!). Oh RPG you don't know what a lucky escape you've had, been digested for eternity seems nothing in comparison to what she has planned.
Still haven't figured out what that smell is, stupid stupid humans, I bet they're blaming me. Oh great another strange alien noise, wonder what wants to eat us now?