I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!! *GROVELS* We have had such hectic-ness here including breakups and dating and talent show and viruses and being sick and drama and~

Bakura: Take a damn breath woman.

*breathes* Aaaaaand I've had writers block. I'm sorry! And for those of you who are violently opposed to the man luff, I've put some non-man luff in -_- be happy. I know that two entries is not much, but I am working on it, and new chappies will be coming forth soon.

Thank you's and such--hell, this will probably delay my posting more, but here we go everyone (I really do love you all!)

ChangeofHeart ~ Senpai, I love you XD You're just great. I hope your mum doesn't block FF.net! I'll eat her!

Escuro de la Lus ~ Yay smiles! This one is mostly bitching. There will be smiles later on, though!

RBMIfan ~ Nyeeeeh, I have a whole essay of things I could say to your review XD; I probably shouldn't say some of them. Please don't take offense--

You said you didn't like yaoi and yuri because you're Christian. Well, having been Christian and having not liked it because of the discrimination towards lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgendered indivuals, and otherwise different people (such as, also, Wiccans--which I will avoid getting in to) I really think it's just a little bass ackwards. Modern-day Christianity, that is. Admittedly, yes, there are points in the bible that say that you should not be gay/les/etc. or that any other religion is wrong, but Christianity is about Jesus' teachings. And his basic rule was to love and accept everyone. He wanted everyone to get along and be happy. The Bible is written by men--purely by men, and no doubt all of them were straight--and therefore is really very biased. And over the years, it's been interpreted different ways by different people and denominations of Christianity, and has really gotten a pretty bad name among other religions because of what people have done with it. I, personally, have been avoiding my very liberal church because I'm branching off into Wicca. And that's because I don't feel comfortable there--in the most liberal of environments. Whereas I know that in most other churches, I would be kicked out because I am a- Bisexual, and b- not very Christian. It's sad, I think, that there's so much discrimination in a religion based off of love.

And I will shut up about that now (sorry for ranting!!).

To the rest of your review, yay, I love you, XD And here's a bit of fandom terms you might like to know about:

OOC - Out Of Character

Lime - not quite a sex scene, somewhere around PG-13, although sometimes closer to PG-16, not that anyone measures by PG-16 ^^

Lemon - sex scene, generally graphic ^^ NC-17

Mary-Sue - I believe it basically means an original character that takes over a story and has everyone in love with her. Same with Gary-Stu. A good example of this character type is Harry Potter (not that I don't love him X3 but it is true)

kaehimi ~ I love you. XD I love all of my readers who like what I've done! I was kind of worried, actually, that people would be mad at me for putting Malik on a computer. He doesn't come across as a very compie-friendly person, IMHO, since he lived underground as a kid and avoids people. Computers don't seem much like his style in the anime, so I've been winging it, and it's coming along much better than I'd planned. It's because of all of my support! ^_^

Evil Chibi Malik ~ Yeah, I've seen him. He's adorable! His Japanese voice actor is so sexy, too. I wanted to marry him X3 The English version makes him sound like he's got a bee in his nose, though. And I'm working on quite a few manga's right now, actually ^^; some joint-work, and some maybe ideas for when I try to publish in Japan. ^_^;

I'm currently working on a few titles. I won't bore you with them, but I believe... hm, I have one shojou-ai one, and a few shounen-ai ones. No het right now--honestly haven't been able to stomach it lately. Bloody guy friends flaunt their girlfriends so much it makes me sick XD

Adelianna ~ Sorry for taking so long X3 And I would make Malik and Megami have a relationship, except that Megami is me... and I'd feel really bad if I had him date the author O-o; Although that would certainly be tasty(new verb ^_^)! And also, I know that long-distance relationships hurt like absolute hell, and I don't want to put Malik through that. He'll get some het in here, just because you all want it so bad, but eventually there's going to be some shounen-ai. Sorry if it offends anyone--But like I said, it will be very discrete. I'm not going give you guys trauma! That's for my doujinshi ^^

DogsruleW ~ Hu? Forgive me, I don't think I quite got your review O_o;; My parings that I'm most partial to are Seto x Jyou, Malik x Ryou, Bakura x Malik, the yami x omote parings, and some really obscure stuff. In this case, I'm going to try for Malik x Ryou, because it's sweet and hard to get to ^_^ Malik really does need someone to care about, and Ryou seems to me like the best person to pair him with in the series. I would give him to Mai, but I think she would traumatize him...

Seven reviews! Tastes very good, thank you all! ^_^ I'm sorry if I seem a bit bitchy in these, I've been having problems. Do fear my mood swings. And please allow my new yummy Sensei to do the disclaimer--

Muraki (Yami no Matsuei): huu. Yes. Meggie does not own Yuugiou, nor does she own any other series mentioned in this chapter. She's also flat broke, so don't bother suing her. I'll rape you with Mr. Uppy. *twisted grin*

Aa, you have to love him ^_^ Everyone read Yami no Matsuei and observe how great Muraki-sensei is! And please enjoy this chapter!

~*~ Thursday, October 9th; Damn Biology ~*~

Good gods it's been a while, hasn't it? Forgive me. Missed writing about Ryou's birthday too--damn! Sorry for all of that. I've been relatively sick lately, and my hideous Biology teacher got the notion to assign a big project about 'cells'. The Cell Game. Sounds like Dragonball Z, doesn't it? Gave me such spazzes...

First off, lemme explain my assignment, and then why it perturbed me. Basically, we had to make a game involving plant cells and animal cells that would somehow educate the morons playing it. Such fun, right? Right. We were allowed to partner up during class. I was sick with a terrible flu thing that only made my heart condition worse by the second--to the point where I was fainting every time I got up to go to the bathroom. (Not fun. It's just not.) I wound up in the hospital--which smelled terrible--and got treated by a scary Russian woman named Emily. She makes Kaiba look short! And she makes that fat guy at the museum look a bit thinner than he really is. The woman's huge--and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Don't need her breaking any of my limbs to get me back in that place. Nope.

Anyhow. I wound up missing partner choosing day. Yuugi wound up partnering with Ryou and Pharaoh, Honda with Otogi, Seto with Jyounouchi (oh that must have been so stunning...), and Anzu with that creepy purple-haired girl who keeps staring at Ryou. Miho? I think that's her name. Naturally, I would partner up with Yami no Bakura, but he wasn't 'mature' (*snort*) enough to take the class, so he's back in the freshman science class, where they relearn the metric system. Very sad. Had to work on my own.

I want on record that she was a complete and total moron about it--what with completely grading me wrong. She even wrote on the rubric thing "how is this a cell game?". I really don't think she looked properly. Bright glittery green British wrapping paper with "The Cell Game" written across the top in plain sight ought to have given that away. Or maybe the thirty five hand-written cards with questions on them. Ooh, maybe the bleedin' answer key should have given at least an irking, mm?

No, damnit, I am not bitter. What makes you think that?

But then, oh ho, she wanted to know how to play because she couldn't find the rule book. Now, not that anyone reading this has ever seen my game (unless you're in my class, in which case, have I traumatized you yet?) but the thing is as tacky as I could make it without adding a disco ball. Bright green glittery wrapping paper, bright neon blue paper on top of that, a flipping highlighter green board with neon pink, blue, yellow, and orange squares. Glittery writing... Hell, it hurt my eyes to work on it! And if anyone has seen the stuff I stick on my binders, you'd think I was color blind or something. Sexy rainbow highlighters.

Oh yes. The grade. Damn that was a laugh. She gave me half credit the first time. Had to show her that, yes, there was an answer key with rules and references. Yes, the cards were hand-made. Yes, the Cell Game had something to do with cells. And no, I did not copy some lame...Monopoly game to make it! She gave me 3/4 credit.

Oh well, better than half credit.

~*~ Thursday November 6th; New Kid~*~

Again, sorry for the lag (and for not getting that lovely rant up early enough) everyone. 'Neesan's computer got four viruses in a row, 'n' it died. Completely. I don't think I've ever seen her so pissed. Someone e-mailed it to her...

On the up side, I have a whole crapload of news for y'all! Oh yes I do.

Now then, we've gotten a transfer student from India at Domino Highschool. Don't honestly have any idea why she's here--probably something to do with her dad's business or something--but hey, 'ere she is. And I've got to say, the girl's got it. Before her uniform could be fitted, she came to school in a sari. That was effing sexy! (Oh god, I think I hit puberty, I'm talking about a girl's good looks... save me!)

Her name's Anai, but most of the school calls her Ami. She has really dark brown eyes and long brown hair. I think she generally wears it in a braid, but I've only known her for a week or so. She ties it with golden ribbons to off-set her bindi. Even though it's probably against the dress code, she gets to wear them because it's part of her culture. Kind of like my earrings, I suppose...

Anyway. Her Japanese is really very lacking. She can speak English well enough, but not much else that would be useful here. She can speak Arabic.

Guess who is the only other person in Domino High who can speak Arabic?

That's right. Me. (Gee, maybe the fact that I'm Egyptian has something to do with it) So I've spent the past two days or so meeting her family and digging back into my memory so that I can speak my proper Arabic without mixing Coptic or Japanese too much. It's pretty hard. 'Neesan and Rishido are being really helpful though, and we've all gone back to using Arabic around the house so that it's easier on her. She comes over a lot--sometimes brings her brother Faka'Anaua over, too. He's eight years old and is completely and totally infatuated with 'neesan. She babies him, but I really don't think he minds. Weirdos.

Anai is really very nice. She's also incredibly pretty, like I said. When we were talking after school on her first day, she was acting pretty strangely and said that she was glad to finally make a good friend where her dad works. Bakura was nearby at the time and was evidently watching us, as he came over and "complimented" me on my blush. I almost smacked him.

She seemed to think it was funny, though, and asked (naturally, in Arabic) who my amusing friend was. Now, for those of you who don't know already, or are just morons, Yami no Bakura (along with the other Yami's) are all from Egypt too. True, Coptic is his bailiwick, not Arabic, but he was drifting around Egypt once he was in the Ring long enough to learn it. Anai-chan was startled that he spoke her language, and was completely flustered for the remainder of the afternoon. The three of us walked home, all talking in Arabic, and I think we may have scared some people en route.

~*~

Notes and Translations -

Hideous Biology teacher - Yes, this is dedicated to you, you sadistic horrid woman. Loathe my Bio teacher everyone!

Highlighter - high lighter? I donno. Looks better as one word. Seko darling has Hi-lighters X3

Bindis - the stick-on forehead gems from India. Very pretty. Expensive, though--everyone buy them! ^_^ My bindi case says "BINDIS Traditionally worn to signify the marital status of Indian women, bindis are now commonly worn and decorative cosmetic accents."

Faka'Anaua, Anai - Stole these names out of my yearbook ^_^; I thought they were pretty. Oh! There's someone with a last name of Malik at my school, too, isn't that completely sexy?

Coptic - Yes. Early Egyptian language before they got influenced by the Arabs, I believe. Thank you Senpai for letting me know about this X3

The Egyptian Yami's - yeah, they're all technically from Egypt ^_^; Just for clarification, Yami no Malik was not a separate entity from Malik originally. More like an alternate personality gone horribly wrong. But he's from Egypt, and so's Pharaoh, and so's Yami no Bakura ^_^ so all's good (I don't want people thinking that Yami no Malik was in Ancient Egypt because of me O-o)

Bailiwick - =3 I love you Seko