Star Date, not dead yet

Food Bowl Status, back on the upholstery again

Bang bang bang another space battle, water bowl has fallen on head again, as has golden Buddha. Stupid Hindus, couldn't worship a hamster or something else soft or carrot like. Leia and RPG seem too preoccupied with not being turned into pie to bother to get him off, oh now they're waving at the nice men in grey on that big ship…as we charge them, that's nice, I guess. I hate everybody, yes even you BBG and especially you SWG.

So what's the big plan, anybody…oh pretend to be rubbish, that's a new one. OH COME ON GUYS even random OAP came up with better stuff than that! And they've killed Buddha to top it off, okay it's easier to get him off me now he isn't moving but we'll never reach bunny nirvana enlightenment now. I'm going to be picking my karma out of the woodchip for the rest of the trilogy.

Oh okay, he's not dead, and the plan's worked, kinda. Buddha be praised, Halleluiah, he has arisen.