Disclaimer: I admit! none of it is mine (breaks down in tears) although *
sob * this story is (starts to cheer up) oh, but Voyager and all related
stuff isn't (burst in to tears again) please don't sue me * sob * please?
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED YESTERDAY . or was it today?
This day started just like any other day, B'Elanna Torres was screaming at Tom Paris and he was screaming back. It was 8:31 am and Tom was trying to leave his and B'Elanna's quarters to go to another boring day of work at the comm station onboard Voyager, when she got up him for not ironing his uniform. "But I AM lazy and NOW I am late for work!" he yelled. "I don't care" B'Elanna yelled back " you're going to iron that uniform right now whether you like it or not". "Make me" he yelled as the door slammed shut (even though they slide...dont ask me). He ran down the corridor almost crying - not because he hated it when B'Elanna acted like his mum, well he did, but mostly because he was afraid of dying from Janeway's death glance (which he most certainly would receive). He was deciding whether or not to go to work and call it a sicky, but decided he would go hide somewhere instead. Because apart from the fact that he was in for a death glance, he would have to report into sick bay in which case he would be found healthy. Whilst wandering around trying to think of somewhere to go and hide Voyager suddenly shook very violently knocking Tom (and everyone else onboard the ship) over. It was followed by a blinding white light.
On the bridge, Captain Janeway steadied herself, "Report!" she ordered to her remaining live crew. "Breachings on decks 12,14 and 25!, 20% damage to the hull, Shields are down and 52 reported casualties and numerous crew missing", an anonymous crew member said. "Right!" Janeway replied "seal off those decks and fix them, get the shields back on-line and 52 REPORTED casualties??? mmmm, whatever, tell the Doc to fix 'em fast too.Oh yeah, find the missing people". "yes ma'am" the same anonymous crew member said.
Authors note: PLEASE REVIEW even if you didn't like it. I want reviews!!!!!!!
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED YESTERDAY . or was it today?
This day started just like any other day, B'Elanna Torres was screaming at Tom Paris and he was screaming back. It was 8:31 am and Tom was trying to leave his and B'Elanna's quarters to go to another boring day of work at the comm station onboard Voyager, when she got up him for not ironing his uniform. "But I AM lazy and NOW I am late for work!" he yelled. "I don't care" B'Elanna yelled back " you're going to iron that uniform right now whether you like it or not". "Make me" he yelled as the door slammed shut (even though they slide...dont ask me). He ran down the corridor almost crying - not because he hated it when B'Elanna acted like his mum, well he did, but mostly because he was afraid of dying from Janeway's death glance (which he most certainly would receive). He was deciding whether or not to go to work and call it a sicky, but decided he would go hide somewhere instead. Because apart from the fact that he was in for a death glance, he would have to report into sick bay in which case he would be found healthy. Whilst wandering around trying to think of somewhere to go and hide Voyager suddenly shook very violently knocking Tom (and everyone else onboard the ship) over. It was followed by a blinding white light.
On the bridge, Captain Janeway steadied herself, "Report!" she ordered to her remaining live crew. "Breachings on decks 12,14 and 25!, 20% damage to the hull, Shields are down and 52 reported casualties and numerous crew missing", an anonymous crew member said. "Right!" Janeway replied "seal off those decks and fix them, get the shields back on-line and 52 REPORTED casualties??? mmmm, whatever, tell the Doc to fix 'em fast too.Oh yeah, find the missing people". "yes ma'am" the same anonymous crew member said.
Authors note: PLEASE REVIEW even if you didn't like it. I want reviews!!!!!!!