EAL: Hey it's me again
Joey and Kaiba: It's duel time!
EAL: Yeppppperrrrrrrrrsssss
Joey: Yeppers? What kind of a word is that you weirdo?
Kaiba: Dog boy did not mean that you are the most perfect person in the world EAL.
Joey: (whispers into Kaiba's ear) What are you doing?
Kaiba: if she believes me I win the duel
Joey: arhhgggggg
EAL: (glomps Kaiba) OHH you are sooo nice!
(EAL starts to type on the computer)
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Disclaimer: I own everything in this fic (do dreams count? No damn) so I don't own (sniff) Yu-Gi-Oh or K-K-K-K-K-Kaiba (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
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EAL: Joey you idiot don't challenge Kaiba.
Joey: Watch me!
EAL: OK fine
Joey: I know I will win so I will place a bet.
Kaiba: ok fine I'll bet too.
Joey: if I win I get to burn you and your girlfriend over there (EAL: ^______________^) Trenchcoats.
(EAL and Kaiba are shocked)
Kaiba: Fine if I win you and your girlfriend have to be me and EAL's slaves for a week.
Joey: Fine
NJN: What! Why am I in this?
Joey: cause you're my girlfriend.
NJN: fine ^_____________________________^
(A huge arena rises from the ground)
Everyone: cool!
(Joey and Kaiba split screen): Lets duel!
(Both rise to arena when everyone but Joey and NJN notices that Joeys fly is open all fall down laughing)
Joey and NJN: WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
Kaiba: (whips out a camera and takes a picture) that's a keeper
Joey: What?
Kaiba: your f-f-f-f-f-fly is open (everyone starts a new fit of laughter).
Joey: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (zips up pants).
Kaiba: hahahahaha.
Joey: Lets go.
Kaiba: (Wipes tear from eye) ok.
Kaiba: first I put Koriboh in attack mode and I put this monster face down in defense mode and this face down card too.
Joey: Where did you get Koriboh! (Sorry I can't spell Koriboh)
Kaiba: From EAL
(EAL holds up victory sign)
Joey: ok I play baby dragon in attack mode and I demolish Koriboh
(Kaiba's life points go down)
Joey: oh yeah lets raise the stakes Kaiba
Kaiba: All right if I win you and your girlfriend are my slaves for 2 weeks not 1.
Joey: OK if I win you have to say that Joey is the best and you have to bow down to me.
Kaiba: OK
Joey: I'm going to win!!
Kaiba but you just lost
Joey: what?
Kaiba I put down 2 blue eyes white dragon and flip up the other one and use polymerization to create
Joey: Oh (can't swear)
Kaiba: bye bye baby
Joey and NJN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EYL and EAL: (give eachother high fives) YESSSSSSSSSS
Kaiba: lets go slave boy
Joey: (sniff) ok
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EAL: ok so that's this chapter
Joey: Why did I have to lose?
EAL: because I don't like you
Joey: Damn
Joey and Kaiba: It's duel time!
EAL: Yeppppperrrrrrrrrsssss
Joey: Yeppers? What kind of a word is that you weirdo?
Kaiba: Dog boy did not mean that you are the most perfect person in the world EAL.
Joey: (whispers into Kaiba's ear) What are you doing?
Kaiba: if she believes me I win the duel
Joey: arhhgggggg
EAL: (glomps Kaiba) OHH you are sooo nice!
(EAL starts to type on the computer)
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Disclaimer: I own everything in this fic (do dreams count? No damn) so I don't own (sniff) Yu-Gi-Oh or K-K-K-K-K-Kaiba (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
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EAL: Joey you idiot don't challenge Kaiba.
Joey: Watch me!
EAL: OK fine
Joey: I know I will win so I will place a bet.
Kaiba: ok fine I'll bet too.
Joey: if I win I get to burn you and your girlfriend over there (EAL: ^______________^) Trenchcoats.
(EAL and Kaiba are shocked)
Kaiba: Fine if I win you and your girlfriend have to be me and EAL's slaves for a week.
Joey: Fine
NJN: What! Why am I in this?
Joey: cause you're my girlfriend.
NJN: fine ^_____________________________^
(A huge arena rises from the ground)
Everyone: cool!
(Joey and Kaiba split screen): Lets duel!
(Both rise to arena when everyone but Joey and NJN notices that Joeys fly is open all fall down laughing)
Joey and NJN: WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
Kaiba: (whips out a camera and takes a picture) that's a keeper
Joey: What?
Kaiba: your f-f-f-f-f-fly is open (everyone starts a new fit of laughter).
Joey: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (zips up pants).
Kaiba: hahahahaha.
Joey: Lets go.
Kaiba: (Wipes tear from eye) ok.
Kaiba: first I put Koriboh in attack mode and I put this monster face down in defense mode and this face down card too.
Joey: Where did you get Koriboh! (Sorry I can't spell Koriboh)
Kaiba: From EAL
(EAL holds up victory sign)
Joey: ok I play baby dragon in attack mode and I demolish Koriboh
(Kaiba's life points go down)
Joey: oh yeah lets raise the stakes Kaiba
Kaiba: All right if I win you and your girlfriend are my slaves for 2 weeks not 1.
Joey: OK if I win you have to say that Joey is the best and you have to bow down to me.
Kaiba: OK
Joey: I'm going to win!!
Kaiba but you just lost
Joey: what?
Kaiba I put down 2 blue eyes white dragon and flip up the other one and use polymerization to create
Joey: Oh (can't swear)
Kaiba: bye bye baby
Joey and NJN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EYL and EAL: (give eachother high fives) YESSSSSSSSSS
Kaiba: lets go slave boy
Joey: (sniff) ok
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EAL: ok so that's this chapter
Joey: Why did I have to lose?
EAL: because I don't like you
Joey: Damn