{A/n: I made up the email address
and the questions. That's it for the disclaimer thingamajig.}
*On
a random day, Bowser goes into his room to use the PC. He checks his
inbox and spots an email from some person he doesn't know... or does
he? The sender's email address is "n10do_n_animA_otaku@hotmail.com",
which puzzled Bowser. How did this person get ahold of Bowser's email
address and who is this "n10do_n_animA_otaku"? The subject
line of the email read "Take this mondo-kewl email survey!!!
XD". Bowser opened the
email and decided to fill it out, since he had nothing else to do.*
SUBJECT:
Take this mondo-kewl email survey!!! XD
FROM:
n10do_n_animA_otaku@hotmail.com
(Unknown)
TO:
Ruler_of_the_Koopas@hotmail.com (Bowser)
Fill out this survey with yer own answers, then send this to all of yer friends (including to the person who sent this to ya!) It's mondo kewl, cuz you'll get ta learn more about yer friends! Sometimes, the stuff will be so funny! XD
What is yer name?:
Bowser
Where do you live?:
In my Keep on Vista Hill
I can see yer Keep from my bedroom
window! =P: I'm not too happy
about you defeating me!
What is yer zodiac
sign?: Leo
I'm
a Taurus! ^_^: Good for you
(idiot)
When's yer b-day?:
August 22
My b-day's on May 13th!:
So what?
Do ya think that I'm Mario? =P:
I'LL GET YA FER THIS!!! =(
Do ya use emoticons?:
I just did (^See above, ya stupid plumber)
Are ya in
love with Princess Peach?: What
makes you think that? *Turns slightly red*
Why do
you always kidnap her if yer not?:
She stole my "Balloon Fight" game once, so I've been
kidnapping her to get it back ever since!
I think ya
should stop being a villain and turn good.:
Hey, that time when we had ta fight Smithy wasn't for real! I was
being good so that I can get you to help me get my Keep back!
"Hey"
is for horses XD: WHY YOU
LITTLE!!! =(
If ya got turned into a Pokémon,
what would you be?: Something
tough, like a Donphan.
I'd be a Kabigon! ^_^:
Never heard of that.
"Kabigon" is Japanese
for: For what?
Oops.
I accidently hit "Return". Sorry 'bout that!:
Ok, now tell me what "Kabigon" means!
Can
yer PC show Hyrulian characters?:
How should I know?! I never
visited a Hyrulian web site!
Ãòê
µñ ⣧¡ õ¹ûß?:
WHAT THE HEY?! IT DOESN'T SHOW HYRULIAN CHARACTERS!!!
Did
it show?: NO!!!!
Knock-knock!:
Who's there?
Itza:
Itza who? (Can't believe I'm doing this --')
It's-a
me, Mario!: YARGH!!! =(
Like
my joke?: Hardy har har
(Annoying plumber)
I'm so funny! I even crack myself
up! XD: STOP TORMENTING
ME!!!
Is that yer final answer?:
*Bangs head against the monitor*
Who's zee mole?:
YOU ARE!!!
Apple core!:
Baltimore!
Who's yer friend?:
You! =)
*Throws the apple core at whoever you
said was yer friend*:
Hahahaha!!! Dumb plumber! XD
Darn! Almost the end of
the survey!: It's about
time!
By the way, I'm not Mario:
Oh? Then who are you?
I'm:
TELL ME!!!
Oops. Hit the "Return" key
again: TELL ME!!!
It's-a
me, Mallow! XD: *Does
animé-style faint*
Wasn't that fun?:
Argh! X_X I'll get ya fer that!!!