EAL: oh my god oh my god
(Kaiba walks in) Kaiba: What's the matter and say it quick cause Yugi just barfed
EAL: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kaiba: yeah so hurry up
EAL: Ok I need every one that you know in the story because I've got presents
Kaiba: ok
EAL: thxs a lot to Yugi is so cute cause she is the supplier of the presents oh and to Sephiroth001 if you don't like the story then don't flame it
If you are not Sephiroth001 don't read next paragraph
EAL: also, Sephiroth001, I have seen a psychiatrist he's now at the funny farm (don't ask). 2nd did you see the word HUMOR in the description? That means that it doesn't have to be perfect, a lot of people found the duel funny. The people who names are three letters are my friends and we came up with this story so I think I can include them. A lot of stories are like that, so you don't have to be a bitch about it. Sheesh.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or else I would be rich and Kaiba would be the main character (obviously) and I wouldn't have to write this story would I?
EAL: ok on with the story
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Yugi: (Drunkenly) Kaiba?
Kaiba: Yeah
Yugi: Knock knock
Kaiba: * what the hell* ummmm whose there
Yugi: ijtalsijglasih hahahaha I'm so funny
Kaiba: oooookk (sweatdrop)
(EAL, Mokuba and Bakura run into the room EAL's arms are full of presents)
EAL: IT'S PRESENT TIME
Yugi: *hic* YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
EAL: you can thank Yugi is so cute for these presents
Yu-Oh-Cast: thanks
EAL: on with the presents
EAL: ok to Yugi a life's time's supply of sugar and also spiked punch b gone
Kaiba: YEAH (shoves spiked punch be gone down Yugi's throat)
(Yugi gets all better but is dazed and confused)
Yugi: what happened and why does my mouth taste bad?
Kaiba: um do you really want to know or do you want to eat your lifetime amount of sugar
(Hands Yugi a small ziplock bag of sugar Yugi shoves it in his mouth and bag refills)
Yugi: YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
EAL: Oh and Yugi is so cute says for EYL to back off and that Yugi is hers
EYL: NO YUGI IS MINE (grabs Yugi with a death grip) she will never have him.
Yugi: (turning blue) Can't *wheeze* breathe *wheeze* need oxygen.
EYL: (lets go of Yugi) sorry cutie ( EAL?
EAL: yes?
EYL: can you scare Yugi is so cute away with the eyes of shame (lightning flashes horses neigh)
EAL: no
EYL: why
EAL: because she is all high and mighty princess present giving, one of the most beautiful person's in the world all high goddess reviewer and reader *pant pant*
EYL: 0.0
EAL: Next present is for Kaiba
Kaiba: Yeah I get a present!!
EAL: It's a trenchcoat!
Kaiba: Yeah another trenchcoat! (Rings bell) Oh slave boy
(Joey walks in)
Joey: Yes
Kaiba: Put this trenchcoat in the trenchcoat closet
Joey: 0.0 where???
Kaiba: oh yeah east wing section 32 umm row 10 and. block 32
Joey: yes
Everyone: 0.0U
EAL: On with the presents for Mokuba a life times supply of sugar
Mokuba: Yeah (starts to eat all the sugar)
Kaiba: that will keep him up all night
(Joey walks in)
Joey: did I get a present?
(EAL looks at the list and smiles evilly)
EAL: Oh yeah you got a great present :)
Joey: Uh oh what did I get?
EAL: (snaps fingers) A DOG SUIT! (Dog suit appears on Joey every one start to roll on the floor laughing hysterically except NJN Joey runs a different room to change)
(EAL looks at the present list and starts to smile evilly again)
EAL: Yami Bakura (I'll call him Yami B)
(Yami B takes over Ryou)
Yami B: what?
EAL: You know that since that you are evil you are one of my favourite characters right?
Yami B: Yeah why?
EAL: Just checking, on with the presents, For Yami B.
(EAL runs over to Yugi and takes the millennium puzzle)
EAL: Yoink!
Yugi: hey *sniff* I'm abused
EAL: (pats his head) Yes you are and short too don't forget
Yugi: v_________________v abused.
EYL: ahhhhhhhhh don't abuse Yugi (hugs Yugi with death grip)
Yugi: Can't *wheeze* breathe (turning the many shades of blue and purple) need *wheeze* oxygen
EYL: (lets go of Yugi) oops sorry
Yugi: so abused
EYL: let me hug you
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (starts running around the room)
Every one in the room except Yugi and EYL: 0.0U
EAL: ooooookkkkkkk?
(EAL hands over puzzle to Yami B)
EAL: here you go!
Yami B: You mean it's mine all mine?
EAL: yep
Yami B: (start to stroke the puzzle and takes on a weird voice) my precious my ver own (eyes grow big) it's all mine muahahahahaha
Everyone but Yami B and EAL: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EAL: Uh oh what happens when Yami B gets new powers?
(Yami B walks in holding Tea in his hand)
Yami B: I'll show you what happens!
(Yami B points at Tea and Tea turns in to a Budgie)
Tea: squawk (translation: Stop we should all be friends)
Yami B and EAL: shutup!!
EAL: ok so Tea's a budgie and Yami B has what now a millennium puzzle, ring and eye holy that's a lot of gold!!
Yami B: I've never thought of it that way
EAL: ok any ways Joey and NJN are in a room together alone every one is running for their lives what will happen next!!
PLEASE R&R and if you want to be in the story just review telling me who you are and your favourite and suckiest character!!!
SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER
(Kaiba walks in) Kaiba: What's the matter and say it quick cause Yugi just barfed
EAL: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Kaiba: yeah so hurry up
EAL: Ok I need every one that you know in the story because I've got presents
Kaiba: ok
EAL: thxs a lot to Yugi is so cute cause she is the supplier of the presents oh and to Sephiroth001 if you don't like the story then don't flame it
If you are not Sephiroth001 don't read next paragraph
EAL: also, Sephiroth001, I have seen a psychiatrist he's now at the funny farm (don't ask). 2nd did you see the word HUMOR in the description? That means that it doesn't have to be perfect, a lot of people found the duel funny. The people who names are three letters are my friends and we came up with this story so I think I can include them. A lot of stories are like that, so you don't have to be a bitch about it. Sheesh.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or else I would be rich and Kaiba would be the main character (obviously) and I wouldn't have to write this story would I?
EAL: ok on with the story
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Yugi: (Drunkenly) Kaiba?
Kaiba: Yeah
Yugi: Knock knock
Kaiba: * what the hell* ummmm whose there
Yugi: ijtalsijglasih hahahaha I'm so funny
Kaiba: oooookk (sweatdrop)
(EAL, Mokuba and Bakura run into the room EAL's arms are full of presents)
EAL: IT'S PRESENT TIME
Yugi: *hic* YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
EAL: you can thank Yugi is so cute for these presents
Yu-Oh-Cast: thanks
EAL: on with the presents
EAL: ok to Yugi a life's time's supply of sugar and also spiked punch b gone
Kaiba: YEAH (shoves spiked punch be gone down Yugi's throat)
(Yugi gets all better but is dazed and confused)
Yugi: what happened and why does my mouth taste bad?
Kaiba: um do you really want to know or do you want to eat your lifetime amount of sugar
(Hands Yugi a small ziplock bag of sugar Yugi shoves it in his mouth and bag refills)
Yugi: YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
EAL: Oh and Yugi is so cute says for EYL to back off and that Yugi is hers
EYL: NO YUGI IS MINE (grabs Yugi with a death grip) she will never have him.
Yugi: (turning blue) Can't *wheeze* breathe *wheeze* need oxygen.
EYL: (lets go of Yugi) sorry cutie ( EAL?
EAL: yes?
EYL: can you scare Yugi is so cute away with the eyes of shame (lightning flashes horses neigh)
EAL: no
EYL: why
EAL: because she is all high and mighty princess present giving, one of the most beautiful person's in the world all high goddess reviewer and reader *pant pant*
EYL: 0.0
EAL: Next present is for Kaiba
Kaiba: Yeah I get a present!!
EAL: It's a trenchcoat!
Kaiba: Yeah another trenchcoat! (Rings bell) Oh slave boy
(Joey walks in)
Joey: Yes
Kaiba: Put this trenchcoat in the trenchcoat closet
Joey: 0.0 where???
Kaiba: oh yeah east wing section 32 umm row 10 and. block 32
Joey: yes
Everyone: 0.0U
EAL: On with the presents for Mokuba a life times supply of sugar
Mokuba: Yeah (starts to eat all the sugar)
Kaiba: that will keep him up all night
(Joey walks in)
Joey: did I get a present?
(EAL looks at the list and smiles evilly)
EAL: Oh yeah you got a great present :)
Joey: Uh oh what did I get?
EAL: (snaps fingers) A DOG SUIT! (Dog suit appears on Joey every one start to roll on the floor laughing hysterically except NJN Joey runs a different room to change)
(EAL looks at the present list and starts to smile evilly again)
EAL: Yami Bakura (I'll call him Yami B)
(Yami B takes over Ryou)
Yami B: what?
EAL: You know that since that you are evil you are one of my favourite characters right?
Yami B: Yeah why?
EAL: Just checking, on with the presents, For Yami B.
(EAL runs over to Yugi and takes the millennium puzzle)
EAL: Yoink!
Yugi: hey *sniff* I'm abused
EAL: (pats his head) Yes you are and short too don't forget
Yugi: v_________________v abused.
EYL: ahhhhhhhhh don't abuse Yugi (hugs Yugi with death grip)
Yugi: Can't *wheeze* breathe (turning the many shades of blue and purple) need *wheeze* oxygen
EYL: (lets go of Yugi) oops sorry
Yugi: so abused
EYL: let me hug you
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (starts running around the room)
Every one in the room except Yugi and EYL: 0.0U
EAL: ooooookkkkkkk?
(EAL hands over puzzle to Yami B)
EAL: here you go!
Yami B: You mean it's mine all mine?
EAL: yep
Yami B: (start to stroke the puzzle and takes on a weird voice) my precious my ver own (eyes grow big) it's all mine muahahahahaha
Everyone but Yami B and EAL: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EAL: Uh oh what happens when Yami B gets new powers?
(Yami B walks in holding Tea in his hand)
Yami B: I'll show you what happens!
(Yami B points at Tea and Tea turns in to a Budgie)
Tea: squawk (translation: Stop we should all be friends)
Yami B and EAL: shutup!!
EAL: ok so Tea's a budgie and Yami B has what now a millennium puzzle, ring and eye holy that's a lot of gold!!
Yami B: I've never thought of it that way
EAL: ok any ways Joey and NJN are in a room together alone every one is running for their lives what will happen next!!
PLEASE R&R and if you want to be in the story just review telling me who you are and your favourite and suckiest character!!!
SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER