(EAL walks in the room with bloodshot eyes and a coffee in hand)
Joey: What the???
(all but Kaiba and Yugi walk in)
Yu-Gi-Oh cast: What the???
EAL: (rocks back and forth) I will run and hide but I will never tell a lie
EYL: oh she's acting like this cause she watched 25 hours strait of Gundam Wing
EAL: (Whips out Duo stuffie) my precious
NJN: Why aren't you acting like that?
EYL: I only watched 20 hours
NJN: oh
EAL: (in freaky voice to EYL) Join me (whips out pocky and linken park music from her Braid)
EYL: (Becomes zombie like) pocky
NJN: Oh god how are we supposed to get them out of this one???
(Joey waves hand in front of EAL's face)
Joey: No reaction
(Tristan crashes symbols beside EYL's ear)
Tristan: Nothing
Mokuba: I KNOW (runs out of room and brings in Yugi and Kaiba)
EAL and EYL: (snaps out of trance) sweetie!!!
(Everybody does anime fall except Kaiba, Yugi, EYL and EAL)
EAL and EYL: WHAT!!
Reviewers: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!
EAL: Fine.
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this fanfic seriously cause if I did I would be really rich and not be writing fan fics and I would have kaiba be the best duelist. So I don' t own anything and if you did sue me you would probably only get 64 cents CANADIAN. I do own EYL EAL (me of course) and NJN.
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(A/N um nothing that happens up there before the stars or down there after the stars actually happen in the story so Tea's not a budgie yet)
(everyones running for there lives from Yami B but then)
EAL: STOPPPPP
Everyone: WHAT
EAL: I got more presents
Everyone: sooooo
EAL: That means no killing for the next few minutes while I hand them out or you'll have to deal with me.
Everyone: (shiver)
EAL: now that I got that down strait PRESENT TIME
(everyone gathers around EAL who has a huge list in her hand)
EAL: I'd also like to welcome MALIK
(Malik walks in with a coffee)
Malik: hello people
(fangirls appear)
Fangirls: ITS MALIK GIVE HIM TO US OR DIE
(EAL starts to go red and her hair flames)
everyone but fangirls: oooooh shit (screw the no swearing)
(they duck)
EAL: NO ONE INTERUPS MY PRESENT TIME AND MALIK IS MINE
(Fangirls still don't move)
Fangirls: we've heard better threats
EAL: I have no choice but to use the eyes of shame (lightning flashes and horses neigh) to fangirls back away and leave)
Malik: Do I get presents???
EAL: No not this time ^____^
Malik: __
Joey: Thanks Kaiba
Seto: No thank you for the cash
Joey: Dammit
EAL: anyways for Yami B (that's it I'm callin Yami B bakura and Bakura Ryou so much easier that way sorry) A how to be more evil book and a rocket launcher.
Bakura: ok (puts rocket launcher in pocket and takes the book and reads the first line) step one: Burn this book ok (burns it) what do I do next??? (realizes what he did) DAMMIT!
EAL: To Ryou a book of Oxymoron's to confuse your Yami.
Ryou: ok (reads the book) Yami your pretty ugly computer jock Microsoft works now then twelve ounce pound cake and political science.
Bakura: WTF??? (takes book and burns it) damn book make me think.
Everyone: O.o
EAL: For EYL a get a date with Yugi free card!
EYL: YEAH!!!
Yugi: oh shit.
Yami: Abiou since when do you use that language?
Yugi: (Points to EYL) when I have to deal with her.
EYL: I love you too (hugs Yugi so he can't breathe
Yugi: (turning blue) Oxygen *wheeze*
EYL: Oops (lets go) you look sad you need another hug.
Yugi: NOOOOOO!!!
EAL: anyways for me a closet full of trenchcoats (trenchcoats appear) thank you. And for Serenity a Seto Plushie.
(Serenity appears grabs the plushie and leaves)
EAL: okk I think that's it (looks through present bag) there's one more present and it's for Seto. (pulls out slip of paper from bag)
Seto: what is it??
EAL: The paper says go to door.
(everyone walks to the door to find a fed ex guy standing at the door)
Fed Ex guy: I have a delivery for a Seto Kaiba.
Seto: That's me
Fed Ex guy: I have an army of Gundam Kirby's for you and one extra Kirby with (whispers) a disfigurement that he hate when it is mentioned.
(shows a bunch of Kirby's in Gundams and hand over a small one with it's leg twisted)
Tea: awwwwwwwww it's soooo cute
Seto: Here (hand the warped Kirby to EAL) you can have it.
EAL: thanks now what should I name it shinigami fred gorge lynn ohh I know I'll name it.
EYL: what???
EAL: GIMPY!!!
Everyone: o.OU
Seto: nice name so thoughtful
EAL:^_______________^ Ok present time is over you can kill now Bakura.
Bakura: YAY (Kawaii!!!) I need a team because taking over the world is hard work!
Seto: (walks over) I'm in.
EAL: Evil world domination (walks over) I'm in.
Malik: (walks over) I'm in.
Yami: (walks over) I'm in.
Tea: Yami!!! How could you go over to there side.
Yami: Damn do you have no idea what my name means DARK EVIL I haven't done any bloodshed since I was pharaoh and it's getting boring.
Yugi: I go where Yami goes (walks over) I'm in.
Ryou: I go wherever Bakura goes (walks over) I'm in.
EYL: I go wherever the cute guys go (walks over) I'm in.
EAL: hehehehe (does alittle dance) world domination wheeeeeeeeee
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EAL: so on one team we have me EYL yugi yami Bakura Ryou Malik and Seto and on the other team we have Joey Tea Tristan NJN who will win
Joey: Kinda of obvious
Seto: yeah
EAL: Next chapter World domination time if you want a piece of this action just review with your name and what side you want to be on and thank you for all the reviews so far. Sorry for taking sooo long to update this was a looooooong chappie.
Till next chapter please review That would be the box down here l l l l l v
Joey: What the???
(all but Kaiba and Yugi walk in)
Yu-Gi-Oh cast: What the???
EAL: (rocks back and forth) I will run and hide but I will never tell a lie
EYL: oh she's acting like this cause she watched 25 hours strait of Gundam Wing
EAL: (Whips out Duo stuffie) my precious
NJN: Why aren't you acting like that?
EYL: I only watched 20 hours
NJN: oh
EAL: (in freaky voice to EYL) Join me (whips out pocky and linken park music from her Braid)
EYL: (Becomes zombie like) pocky
NJN: Oh god how are we supposed to get them out of this one???
(Joey waves hand in front of EAL's face)
Joey: No reaction
(Tristan crashes symbols beside EYL's ear)
Tristan: Nothing
Mokuba: I KNOW (runs out of room and brings in Yugi and Kaiba)
EAL and EYL: (snaps out of trance) sweetie!!!
(Everybody does anime fall except Kaiba, Yugi, EYL and EAL)
EAL and EYL: WHAT!!
Reviewers: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!!!
EAL: Fine.
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Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this fanfic seriously cause if I did I would be really rich and not be writing fan fics and I would have kaiba be the best duelist. So I don' t own anything and if you did sue me you would probably only get 64 cents CANADIAN. I do own EYL EAL (me of course) and NJN.
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(A/N um nothing that happens up there before the stars or down there after the stars actually happen in the story so Tea's not a budgie yet)
(everyones running for there lives from Yami B but then)
EAL: STOPPPPP
Everyone: WHAT
EAL: I got more presents
Everyone: sooooo
EAL: That means no killing for the next few minutes while I hand them out or you'll have to deal with me.
Everyone: (shiver)
EAL: now that I got that down strait PRESENT TIME
(everyone gathers around EAL who has a huge list in her hand)
EAL: I'd also like to welcome MALIK
(Malik walks in with a coffee)
Malik: hello people
(fangirls appear)
Fangirls: ITS MALIK GIVE HIM TO US OR DIE
(EAL starts to go red and her hair flames)
everyone but fangirls: oooooh shit (screw the no swearing)
(they duck)
EAL: NO ONE INTERUPS MY PRESENT TIME AND MALIK IS MINE
(Fangirls still don't move)
Fangirls: we've heard better threats
EAL: I have no choice but to use the eyes of shame (lightning flashes and horses neigh) to fangirls back away and leave)
Malik: Do I get presents???
EAL: No not this time ^____^
Malik: __
Joey: Thanks Kaiba
Seto: No thank you for the cash
Joey: Dammit
EAL: anyways for Yami B (that's it I'm callin Yami B bakura and Bakura Ryou so much easier that way sorry) A how to be more evil book and a rocket launcher.
Bakura: ok (puts rocket launcher in pocket and takes the book and reads the first line) step one: Burn this book ok (burns it) what do I do next??? (realizes what he did) DAMMIT!
EAL: To Ryou a book of Oxymoron's to confuse your Yami.
Ryou: ok (reads the book) Yami your pretty ugly computer jock Microsoft works now then twelve ounce pound cake and political science.
Bakura: WTF??? (takes book and burns it) damn book make me think.
Everyone: O.o
EAL: For EYL a get a date with Yugi free card!
EYL: YEAH!!!
Yugi: oh shit.
Yami: Abiou since when do you use that language?
Yugi: (Points to EYL) when I have to deal with her.
EYL: I love you too (hugs Yugi so he can't breathe
Yugi: (turning blue) Oxygen *wheeze*
EYL: Oops (lets go) you look sad you need another hug.
Yugi: NOOOOOO!!!
EAL: anyways for me a closet full of trenchcoats (trenchcoats appear) thank you. And for Serenity a Seto Plushie.
(Serenity appears grabs the plushie and leaves)
EAL: okk I think that's it (looks through present bag) there's one more present and it's for Seto. (pulls out slip of paper from bag)
Seto: what is it??
EAL: The paper says go to door.
(everyone walks to the door to find a fed ex guy standing at the door)
Fed Ex guy: I have a delivery for a Seto Kaiba.
Seto: That's me
Fed Ex guy: I have an army of Gundam Kirby's for you and one extra Kirby with (whispers) a disfigurement that he hate when it is mentioned.
(shows a bunch of Kirby's in Gundams and hand over a small one with it's leg twisted)
Tea: awwwwwwwww it's soooo cute
Seto: Here (hand the warped Kirby to EAL) you can have it.
EAL: thanks now what should I name it shinigami fred gorge lynn ohh I know I'll name it.
EYL: what???
EAL: GIMPY!!!
Everyone: o.OU
Seto: nice name so thoughtful
EAL:^_______________^ Ok present time is over you can kill now Bakura.
Bakura: YAY (Kawaii!!!) I need a team because taking over the world is hard work!
Seto: (walks over) I'm in.
EAL: Evil world domination (walks over) I'm in.
Malik: (walks over) I'm in.
Yami: (walks over) I'm in.
Tea: Yami!!! How could you go over to there side.
Yami: Damn do you have no idea what my name means DARK EVIL I haven't done any bloodshed since I was pharaoh and it's getting boring.
Yugi: I go where Yami goes (walks over) I'm in.
Ryou: I go wherever Bakura goes (walks over) I'm in.
EYL: I go wherever the cute guys go (walks over) I'm in.
EAL: hehehehe (does alittle dance) world domination wheeeeeeeeee
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EAL: so on one team we have me EYL yugi yami Bakura Ryou Malik and Seto and on the other team we have Joey Tea Tristan NJN who will win
Joey: Kinda of obvious
Seto: yeah
EAL: Next chapter World domination time if you want a piece of this action just review with your name and what side you want to be on and thank you for all the reviews so far. Sorry for taking sooo long to update this was a looooooong chappie.
Till next chapter please review That would be the box down here l l l l l v