Koda's Note- hey sorry for the long wait here it is finally.. The second chapter of Screwy Weiss 1!!! Sorry for the symbols it kinda screwed. I wanna thank all the reviews I got and for the people who asked Saakura is not from sailormoon here real name is natalie and Darian is not from sailormoon he is natalies yami.. and now on to screwy weiss 1!!

Koda- -Climbs out and everybody-especially Yohji and Marik- realizes shes wearing a skirt- Okay hooked up the smoke machine!

Saakura- thanks Koda hey check out who's here!

Koda-OMI!!!!!! -Squishes his cheeks-

Omi- Koda your hurting my face

Koda- - Lets go and looks around the room- Yohji.Ken.Omi.Aya.Hey it's a Party!!!.Wait.Aya? what are you doing here?

Aya/Ran- Im with the guys.

Koda- Ah huh.I think I'll go fix the lights

Saakura-Koda. the lights are fine

-Suddenly Seig - From the Video Game Chaos Leigion on playstation 2- hops out of the trap door and places an arm around Koda-

Saakura- Ah Seig I wouldent do that if I were you.

Seig- Saakura that would be the reason your not me

Saakura- Okay that's just sick! I didn't mean anything like that. You see that red headed guy is her ex and he's kinda sensitive.-looks to Aya Who is turning red-

Rikku- -From Final Fantasy X-Who appeared out of nowhere-Hey! Your face is beet Red

Aya/Ran- Koda..Who is That? Is he your Boyfriend?

Koda- He's more like a boy who's a friend..

Saakura- That's not What I heard last night.

Seig&Koda- WHAT!?!?!

Saakura- Im kidding

~*BOOM!!*~

Koda&Saakura- Uh Oh.

Omi- -Grabs Bazuka Out Of Nowhere- Where the hell is my beeping Butterfinger

Koda- not again

Saakura- TAKE COVER!!! -Everyone hides in trap door away from a very violent Omi-

Seig- Why are we hiding

Saakura- Seig.Omi has a bazuka and he's missing a butterfinger that is not a good combo!

Seig- -who still dosent get it- SO?

Saakura- ~WHACK~ just shut up

Rikku- I don't get it either

Saakura- ~*WHACK*~ you shut up to Rikku

Rikku- -rubbing her head- Owww..

Saakura- Witness The power Of the Author! - does Evil laugh- MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cough cough -Is having a coughing fit-

-Five Minutes Later-

-Saakura is still having a coughing fit-

~`*INTERMISSION*`~

Funky Annoucer dude- we hope your enjoying this piece of filmed entertainment. perhaps your enjoying a snack from the concession stand making your way back to your comfterable seats with your carbonated soda in hand.

*~*-End Intermission-*~*

Saakura- Now that im over that on to the fic

Koda- Be quite

-outside the door-

Matthew- -Anjiburu's Yami- -Comes in enternece of teaching theater- Hey! Anji,Guys? I brought those pizza's and I found 2 butterfuingers in the road.

Omi- Give me my *Beep*ing Butterfingers - Aims Bazuka At Matthew-

Matthew- Beep.. -starts to run to doge missles

*Back to the door*

Anjiburu- MATTHEW!!!!! -tries to open door- Shit! It wont open!

Koda- Mr. Janitor Salckin off Are we

Mr Janitor- sorry kids beep

All Except Anji- What? Anjiburu- -holds up lock on door - Wheres the Fu*beep* key!?!?

-Everyone looks to saakura-

Saakura- What?

Seig-I gave the key to you for safe keeping remember!?

Saakura- -Thinks a Minute- A key.A key.A-Oh yeah! DARIAN!!!

Darian-Damn it Saakura im right beside you

Saakura- -Turns Around- OH! He he sorry about that

Darian- Your Forgivin so what did you want?

Saakura- -reaches in to Darians pants and pulls out the key-

Everyone Excpet Saakura- Eww.

Saakura- -hands key to anjiburu- there

Anjiburu- Quickly unlocks door and runs out-

Darian- -whispers while everyone gets out- hey Saak.

Saakura- -turnas around - Hm? What is it yami?

Darian- I uhh.

Saakura- Nani? -Nani means what in japanese-

Daran Well. -Sighs in deafeat- nevermind

Saakura-Tell me later is you can okay?

Darian- Maybe. So Are you gonna go or what?

-Saakura hops out of door and helps Darian out-

Back to Drama

Anjiburu-NO MATTHEW!!!!!

Koda- Just give him the butterfingers

Matthew- -throws Butterfingers At omi-

Omi- MINE!-Catches them-

Matthew- Phew.

BAM!!

-Slow Motion- Anjiburu- NOOOOOO!!!..

Everyone eles-...Gasp..

Slow Motion Over

Matthew- Owww. -scrateches where torpedo hit-

Anjiburu-Oh thank God

All Yami's- Ra!

Saakuras- -moves tword the torpedo and bends down and picks it up- hey Darian Check it out!

Darian- NO! Saakura! Don't touch that

Saakura- -Taps it and it blows up- oh man torpedo go bye bye -Saakura Gets Depressive-

Darian- Pulls out ballon and hands it to Saakura- Be happy.

Saakura- YAY!!. Wait

-Suddenly Koda Urns Behind Saakura-

Saakura- Whats up?

Koda- Hide me Yohji and Marik Are Trying To rape Me !!!

Yohji- We Are NOT!!

Marik- Speak for your slef

Koda- ACK I Was only Kidding

Marik- its your fault you hjave a fine.

-in mid sentence Marik get slashed with a sword and falls dramticly on the
ground-

Seig- -swinging sword over his back- Now then.Marki is it? You were saying ?

-suddenly Saakura Appears on top of Marik And is beating The BEEP out of
him-

Saakura- HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BABY SISSY YOU SICK EXCUSE OF A MAN!!!!!!

Koda- -Fixing red belts on top of skirt- Okay now that were over that

Saakura- - still beating up Marik- Hey! Koda your wearing a skirt!

Koda- Yea So?

Saakura- what a nice change you looks so .. RRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT. - goes back to beating up marik

Marki- Okay I give up ill be good I promise!

Saakura- Okay! _dose a victory dance- On To the play!

Koda's note- well that's all I can squaese in now so I hope you enjoy!