Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, now leave me to die a slow painful death alone, in the rain, lost, and forgotten. Okay let's get started and, by the way, I'm not starting in the moving van
Not in the Moving Van, but Inside Ryan's New Home
Ryan: *groan* Riding the moving van gave me a muscle cramp in my arms.
Ryan's Mom: Your arms???
Ryan: Yeah, on the way here, the door flew open and I was holding onto the ramp for dear life!!!
Ryan's Mom: Well, is the stuff we brought okay?
Ryan: -_- Of course Mom, I guarded them with my life.
Ryan's Mom: Oh, good.
Ryan: *sigh* I'm going to go meet the neighbors.
Ryan's Mom: Have fun!!!
At Neighbor's House
Ryan: Hello, I'm Ryan and I just moved in next door.
Mysterious Rival's Mom: Oh, nice to meet you. My daughter is upstairs, go meet her.
(Ryan heads upstairs.)
Ryan: Hi, I'm Ryan and I just moved in next door.
Mysterious Rival: (turning around slowly) Helllloooo Ryan
Ryan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! KIARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiara: Hi Ryan!!! Areyagoingonaquest???? CanIcome???? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please? Please?
Ryan: *sigh* Fine, you can come.
Kiara: YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!!-
Ryan: STOP!!!!
Kiara: Okay.
(They head downstairs.)
Kiara's Mom: Oh So I see you've already met my daughter.
Ryan: -_- Yes, on many occasions *mutters under breath*
Kiara: What was that?
Ryan: O_O Nothing.
(Ryan's Mom enters house.)
Ryan's Mom: You two are going to make such good blood-thirsty rivals.
Ryan: I certainly hope not.
Kiara: Heh heh
Ryan: *gulp* Let's get started shall we.
(Ryan and Kiara start to run towards the only exit in the town when they see a young boy training his Ralts)
Ryan: Oh, hi Di. We're starting our Pokemon quest. Wanna come?
Di: We're? Who else is- AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! LILZELDA!!!! Where's my spray?!?!?! Where's my spray?!?!?!
Kiara: Hello Di. Oh and Anti-LiLZelda spray doesn't work on me in this story because I'm using my real name
Di: (turning to Ryan) HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!
Ryan: (observing the whole conversation) O_O; Let's get going. Are you coming?
Di: Fine, but she has to stay away.
Kiara: (once again perky) ^_^ Okay!!!
(Our heros-hack, choke, cough-continue along the path when they spot Prof. Birch being attacked byRAYQUAZA!!!!!!!)
Di: Wow, the legendary Rayquaza, how ironic *glares at Ryan*.
Ryan: Oh wow, I'll get rid of it. *making strange movements* I summon the almighty ice dragon, MIST!!!!!
Kiara, Di, and Rayquaza: O_O;;;;
Kiara: Ryan, I'm sorry to say this but, this isn't Final Fantasy.
Ryan: Aw, damn. Oh well, I'm all out of ideas.
(All of a sudden, Lance, the first Pokemon champion, and Steven-another champion- both come running up the path.)
Lance and Steven: We'll drive away the pokemon.
(They send out a combined team of Metagross and Dragonite.)
Metagross: Meta
Dragonite: Dragon
Lance and Steven: Hyper Beam!!!!!!!!
(Both pokemon try to fire a hyper beam, but create only a puff of smoke and keel over)
Metagross and Dragonite: +_+
Rayquaza, Kiara, Ryan, and Di: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kiara: My turn Vulpix, GO!!!!
(Vulpix appears, ready to fight.)
Vulpix: Vul!!!
Kiara: Vulpix, use scary face!!!
Vulpix: Grr
(Rayquaza starts whimpering and flies away.)
Everyone except Ryan and Kiara: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Ryan and Kiara: YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!-
Di: Stop.
Prof. Birch: Thank you for saving my a$$ through this whole mess.
Ryan: No problem Now where's my free pokemon?!?!
Prof. Birch: Uh, well all I got is this egg.
Ryan: *taking egg* Hey wait, these patterns match the egg I lost just before getting on the moving van
Prof. Birch: Um, yeah, well, about that *cough, cough*
Ryan: Oh well, at least I got it back.
(Upon receiving the egg, it begins to hatch)
Inside Egg: Arcti
(Egg hatches)
Ryan: YAY!!! It's an Arctichick (pronounced "arctic chick"). I'm going to nickname it Freeze.
Everyone except Ryan: What's an Arctichick?
Ryan: Well, not much is known about it except that it evolves into Articuno.
Everyone except Ryan: Oh.
Ryan: Okay. Let's go.
(They all head off to Oldale town)
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So, how did everyone like it?
Sorry it took so long.
Over the summer, I only have access to the Internet when I go over my friend's house.
My family only has one phoneline which is always being used by parents.
*sigh* I hate my life.
Oh well, more suspense I guess.
So, R&R and keep a look out for updates.
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