Preparations
Disclaimer: Okay I forgot to do these in the first two chappys. Note I
don't own 7th heaven or anything to do with it I am simply writing this
story for the heck of it. Note: Hey I am very sorry that's it's taken basically forever to update. I got some shitty grades on midterms causing teachers to give me lectures and detentions etc. For no good reason okay so maybe the reasons were ok. Not the point. Anyhow sorry bout not updating. Thank you all for kicking my ass
to get me to write this.
*PREPARATIONS*
*At the Camdon house*
*Normal Pov*
Everyone in the whole family minus Ruthie and Peter are gathered in the
living room.
Annie and Eric are giving instructions for the dinner. Annie-"Alright everyone must be on there best behavior tonight any wise ass cracks I mean
any smart mouth comments and your sleeping no living in the doghouse literally." All the kids looked like they had seen ghosts. Mary-"She's just kidding, (all kids look relieved) you wouldn't have a doghouse." Kids all
go pale. Lucy than stands up holding a bunch of papers in her hands.
Lucy-"Being that I've actually said hi to a woman who knows a guy who knows
a gal who knows a dude who knows someone who knows someone who knows a Siamese twin who know knows a midget who knows someone who's actually said hi to Madonna I have the most experience with famous people. Therefore I
think I should be in charge of this whole shindig. Capeesh?
Eric-"But I actually met Lilly Cooper and Kevin Firestone up close and
personal so..
Lucy-"Oh dad please you don't make me laugh you couldn't take care of this like I can. Ok so as I was saying. All the girls will wear the lovely pink dresses me and Cecilia designed. All the boys will wear purple suits and ties with purple top hats. The woman will wear the rainbow silk dresses I
designed with little help. All the men will wear the magenta suites and
bowties. For dinner we will have an elaborate dinner with escargot and spinach with mashed potatoes and liver worst. As for entertainment I have prepared a song that I think is marvelous I composed it myself. I will sing
it for everyone. Now it doesn't matter wear we sit as long as I am in
between Kevin and Lilly. And I mean Kevin Firestone. Any questions?
Sarah-"Lucy no offense I am sure the pink dresses and magenta suites are
lovely but I think we should just let the kids wear something that they
already have. Same to us.
Annie-"And I think I will cook something else for dinner maybe steak.
Cecelia-"And maybe we should just turn on the radio.
Lucy-"Fine but Kitty, Ryan, Courtney you are still wearing what I prepared. And I am still singing. And I would like you all to know you are making a
huge mistake.
Simon-"Fuck guys we only have 3 hours left.
Matt-"Damn everyone get dressed except mom you start cooking then we will
find some music and decorations and meet back here.
Everyone then hurriedly ran off to get ready.
The Kinkirk kids
Kitty almost puked when she saw all the pink ruffles on the pink gown. Refusing to wear it she got out her sharp scissors and cut and cut until it
was left a pink silk gown. She laughed when she saw Courtney in the oversized gown. Her baby sister looked like she was drowning in pink bows. She then cut her sisters gown so the little tot looked like she was a doll
ready to go t o a party. Ryan walked in, in a tee shirt and jeans.
Ryan: I think moms gone insane.
Courtney: What's insane?
Kitty: Crazy
Courtney: But mommy always is like this.
Ryan: She does have a point.
Kitty: Come on she is our mother. lets hope our friends never meet her.
Palmors place
Trixie has just died her hair to make it be purple and blue.
Cody walks in eyes going wide when he sees his sister.
Cody: Moms going to kill you.
Trixie: So I don't care.
Cody: You will when you can't see Kyle.
Trixie: Piff wouldn't be the first time. Plus I can sneak out.
Pixie walks in.
Pixie: Sweet hair sis.
Trixie: Someone agrees with me.
Cody: I still think moms gonna freak.
Pixie: Moms got pms who wouldn't be pissed all the time with a stick up
there ass?
Blaine walks in.
Blaine: She has a point.
Cody: Are you all idiots.
Pixie: No you're just an old man to fart when you ain't on the crapper. Come on Cody who gives a shit her and dad are busy at the moment anyhow.
Blaine: With what?
Pixie: They are taking a little break from finding entertainment. Unless
you consider humping each other like there's no tomorrow finding
entertainment.
Trixie: Maybe there doing a porno skit.
Cody: I am the only normal one in this family.
At Matt and Sarah's
Crystal is combing her hair when Tommy walks in.
Crystal: What do you want?
Tommy: Some of your perfume I stink.
Crystal: Guys wear cologne not perfume.
Tommy: I don't give a rat's ass I want to smell good so hand it over.
Crystal: Were not aloud to sear. I'm telling.
Tommy: No don't it was an accident.
Crystal: I don't care.
Tommy: How about if I don't borrow your perfume.
Crystal: Will you paint my toenails?
Tommy: No please not the toenails.
Crystal: I'm gonna tell.
Tommy: Fine I will do it.
She takes off her socks. The moment Tommy smells them though he passes out
from the stink.
Crystal: Not again.
Meanwhile everyone else in the family is getting prepared normally
including Ruthie and Peter.
End of chapter 3
Okay that was chapter 3. I thought I would hold up the drama a little
longer. I know the Camdons were out of character and there wasn't much
drama. Don't fret though next chapter I going to have drama and the characters will be themselves again. I made them act like this because they
were worried and in a rush. Next chapter you will see the true Camdons
again. Plus I thought you should get to know the kids a bit.
Sneak Peek- Lucy's song will be in next chapter along with much more.
Disclaimer: Okay I forgot to do these in the first two chappys. Note I
don't own 7th heaven or anything to do with it I am simply writing this
story for the heck of it. Note: Hey I am very sorry that's it's taken basically forever to update. I got some shitty grades on midterms causing teachers to give me lectures and detentions etc. For no good reason okay so maybe the reasons were ok. Not the point. Anyhow sorry bout not updating. Thank you all for kicking my ass
to get me to write this.
*PREPARATIONS*
*At the Camdon house*
*Normal Pov*
Everyone in the whole family minus Ruthie and Peter are gathered in the
living room.
Annie and Eric are giving instructions for the dinner. Annie-"Alright everyone must be on there best behavior tonight any wise ass cracks I mean
any smart mouth comments and your sleeping no living in the doghouse literally." All the kids looked like they had seen ghosts. Mary-"She's just kidding, (all kids look relieved) you wouldn't have a doghouse." Kids all
go pale. Lucy than stands up holding a bunch of papers in her hands.
Lucy-"Being that I've actually said hi to a woman who knows a guy who knows
a gal who knows a dude who knows someone who knows someone who knows a Siamese twin who know knows a midget who knows someone who's actually said hi to Madonna I have the most experience with famous people. Therefore I
think I should be in charge of this whole shindig. Capeesh?
Eric-"But I actually met Lilly Cooper and Kevin Firestone up close and
personal so..
Lucy-"Oh dad please you don't make me laugh you couldn't take care of this like I can. Ok so as I was saying. All the girls will wear the lovely pink dresses me and Cecilia designed. All the boys will wear purple suits and ties with purple top hats. The woman will wear the rainbow silk dresses I
designed with little help. All the men will wear the magenta suites and
bowties. For dinner we will have an elaborate dinner with escargot and spinach with mashed potatoes and liver worst. As for entertainment I have prepared a song that I think is marvelous I composed it myself. I will sing
it for everyone. Now it doesn't matter wear we sit as long as I am in
between Kevin and Lilly. And I mean Kevin Firestone. Any questions?
Sarah-"Lucy no offense I am sure the pink dresses and magenta suites are
lovely but I think we should just let the kids wear something that they
already have. Same to us.
Annie-"And I think I will cook something else for dinner maybe steak.
Cecelia-"And maybe we should just turn on the radio.
Lucy-"Fine but Kitty, Ryan, Courtney you are still wearing what I prepared. And I am still singing. And I would like you all to know you are making a
huge mistake.
Simon-"Fuck guys we only have 3 hours left.
Matt-"Damn everyone get dressed except mom you start cooking then we will
find some music and decorations and meet back here.
Everyone then hurriedly ran off to get ready.
The Kinkirk kids
Kitty almost puked when she saw all the pink ruffles on the pink gown. Refusing to wear it she got out her sharp scissors and cut and cut until it
was left a pink silk gown. She laughed when she saw Courtney in the oversized gown. Her baby sister looked like she was drowning in pink bows. She then cut her sisters gown so the little tot looked like she was a doll
ready to go t o a party. Ryan walked in, in a tee shirt and jeans.
Ryan: I think moms gone insane.
Courtney: What's insane?
Kitty: Crazy
Courtney: But mommy always is like this.
Ryan: She does have a point.
Kitty: Come on she is our mother. lets hope our friends never meet her.
Palmors place
Trixie has just died her hair to make it be purple and blue.
Cody walks in eyes going wide when he sees his sister.
Cody: Moms going to kill you.
Trixie: So I don't care.
Cody: You will when you can't see Kyle.
Trixie: Piff wouldn't be the first time. Plus I can sneak out.
Pixie walks in.
Pixie: Sweet hair sis.
Trixie: Someone agrees with me.
Cody: I still think moms gonna freak.
Pixie: Moms got pms who wouldn't be pissed all the time with a stick up
there ass?
Blaine walks in.
Blaine: She has a point.
Cody: Are you all idiots.
Pixie: No you're just an old man to fart when you ain't on the crapper. Come on Cody who gives a shit her and dad are busy at the moment anyhow.
Blaine: With what?
Pixie: They are taking a little break from finding entertainment. Unless
you consider humping each other like there's no tomorrow finding
entertainment.
Trixie: Maybe there doing a porno skit.
Cody: I am the only normal one in this family.
At Matt and Sarah's
Crystal is combing her hair when Tommy walks in.
Crystal: What do you want?
Tommy: Some of your perfume I stink.
Crystal: Guys wear cologne not perfume.
Tommy: I don't give a rat's ass I want to smell good so hand it over.
Crystal: Were not aloud to sear. I'm telling.
Tommy: No don't it was an accident.
Crystal: I don't care.
Tommy: How about if I don't borrow your perfume.
Crystal: Will you paint my toenails?
Tommy: No please not the toenails.
Crystal: I'm gonna tell.
Tommy: Fine I will do it.
She takes off her socks. The moment Tommy smells them though he passes out
from the stink.
Crystal: Not again.
Meanwhile everyone else in the family is getting prepared normally
including Ruthie and Peter.
End of chapter 3
Okay that was chapter 3. I thought I would hold up the drama a little
longer. I know the Camdons were out of character and there wasn't much
drama. Don't fret though next chapter I going to have drama and the characters will be themselves again. I made them act like this because they
were worried and in a rush. Next chapter you will see the true Camdons
again. Plus I thought you should get to know the kids a bit.
Sneak Peek- Lucy's song will be in next chapter along with much more.