Chapter Two!

A/N: Sorry I didn't put this up sooner. I was all grounded from the computer and such. Ah well. Enjoy the cheesy goodness. Oh yes, and I don't own Kids Next Door. someone. else. does. O.o

Mori sat twirling in her chair while Dirt typed on her laptop, goggles fixed on her face. "So who do youuuuu liiiike around here?" Numbah Five asked, stopping her spinning to look at Numbah Six. "Well. I kinda think Numbah Four is cute.""GOOD! Cuz I like Numbah One, an' iffen anyone likes him, I'll gut them like a fishy!" Mori giggled and chucked a knife at the wall, hitting a bunny face on a poster right in the eye. She stood up and took her happy face knife (THINK JTHM!) out of the wall, sliding it neatly into a sheath on her belt.

Dirt Shut her laptop and pushed her goggles back to the top of her head. "You're so cute when you're homicidal like that!" She remarked. "I know!" Mori squeeked, then stabbed the bunny face repeatedly.

Numbah one walked in just as Mori chucked another knife. It just missed him, hitting the door. "JEEZE!" Nidgel exclaimed, "Watch where you throw that thing!" I was aiming for the bull's-eye, Numbah One." Numbah One looked behind him, and sure enough, a happy face knife was sticking out of the bull's-eye. Nidgel nodded, throwing a smile in Numbah Five's direction, then continued. "While you two know Numbah Five, er, the old one, is gone. you haven't been informed WHY." He sat down in a chair, next to Mori, while Numbah Six remained on the floor, looking at him with curiosity.

"There are two evil adults by the name of Messer's Pibb and Crisp. They were the ones who killed Numbah Five. uh, the old one. For that they will PAY. This is where you two come in," Numbah One explained, exchanging glances with the females. "You two are. fresh meat, so to speak. They've not seen either of you before, and so YOU two will be the ones to penetrate the base and destroy them both." He never asked whether or not they would, but Mori nodded anyways. "Alrighty. We'll do it Nidge." Numbah Six verified this with another firm nod and picked up a cherry lollipop, running off to go talk with Numbah Four.

A/N: =^x^= I am like, woo hoo, it is done, the chapter two. I'll add the other one soon, tomorrow if I can! R&R!!!!!