Deadly Love
Narrator: HERE I AM!!!! Yup... Oooooook, -=pst=- what are my lines?
Author: AYE! I'll do it. It seems that Sephy, again, is up to no good!
Lets see what happens...
(At Tifa's Bar)
Tifa: Here you go Marline, another vodka..
Marline: wwwwwww -=BURP=- wwwwith llllllemon
Barret: Shit, she even drinks more then me!
Cloud: Hey, I just found out Sephy is up to no good!
Everyone: NO DUH!
Cloud: Anyway, I think its time that we investigate!
Cid: We are not goin in the Highwind.
Cloud: Why?
Cid: Just gave it a nice paint job at the shop. It only costed 36,258,920
gil.
Cloud: Only?
Cid: Well, not including tip!
Cloud: Anyway, we don't need to use the highwind or that friggin messed up
buggy!!!!
Tifa: What will we ride then?
Barret: -=whisper whisper=- you. LOL!!!
Cid: HA HA HA!!!
Tifa: -=bends down=- Whats so fun?
All the men: ( . ) ( . )
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Tifa: Oopsy, my pants fell off again!
Everyone: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Darn, they fell off even more!
Barret: uh, I got to jack off, uh, no, I mean go, yeah, go, right
Tifa: ok
Cloud: Uh yeah, me too, uh, *pant pant*
Tifa: Damb, there goes my shirt!
Barret and Cloud: YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ,CAN STAY A LITTLE LONGER!
Tifa: Oh pooh, not my panties, why do I have a sudden erge to hump a bear?
Narrator: Um, well, anyway, oh my god......
Author: Shit........
David: J
(Much later at the crater)
Cloud: Damb, wheres Sephy, I don't have time to kill him all the time!
RedXIII: Why did Barret stay at the bar and lock himself in the bathroom?
Cloud: Don't ask!
Aeris: Look, there he is!
Sephy: *saying to himself* Oh shit she's hot, oh god, sudden erge to hump
a bear!
Cloud: SEPHY, WE COME TO KILL YOU!!!!
Aeris: What are those pictures in his han.. HEY, that's me dressing...
Sephy: She fine!
Cloud: J
Aeris: CLOUD, STOP THAT AND KILL HIM NOW!
Sephy: I love you aeris, don't deny it!
Aeris: Then that's why you killed ME?
Sephy: So, it's a ... Deadly love!
Cloud: THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO GETS THEIR BOOTY AND THAT'S ME!!!!!
Aeris: CLOUD!
Cloud: Hey, its true!!!
Sephy: Fine, a duel!
Cloud: OMNISLASH
Sephy: Friggin cheater... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(SLICE SLICE SLICE POW)
Sephy: Ouchy!
Cloud: There you go.
Sephy: Major bear humping ouchies!
Aeris: A job well done. uh, stop looking at me cloud..
Cloud: ;)
Aeris: Whatever..
Cloud: Before we screw like bears humping in a tree, were is Barret?
(Back at the Bar)
*Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek
Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek Creek*
Tifa: OH BARRET!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: OH YEAH!!!!
THE END!!!