[* CHAPTER 04 *]
RECAP -- Eddie & Elise talk about how they think Kaori could be the killer, and meanwhile, Kaori & Mac are getting snowballs thrown at them outside from Psymon. Then, the whole group meets in the lobby later that night. Eddie realizes it's the same time that Luther got killed the night before, and Elise is fascinated that JP doesn't even care about Luther's murder. The lights go out, and Psymon, Seeiah & Mac all hold on tight to Kaori. When the lights are turned back on, Brodi is dead. The group doesn't even bother discussing it, they go straight up to their rooms to sleep. Seeiah stays behind and tells the dead body of Brodi that she wanted to have sex with him, and says goodbye.
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(The next morning, Zoe & Moby are in their room, noticing Brodi's absence.)
Zoe: (shakes her head) Dude. I can't believe this.
Moby: I know, it's awful, mate. Brodi was a good man.
Zoe: No, not that! I had NO idea Ally McBeal got cancelled!
Moby: (laughs) Oh, well that's old news!
Zoe: Yeah, apparently. And I agree about the Brodi thing. I don't understand why HE was killed.
Moby: Hmm...I thought maybe Seeiah or Mac would be killed instead?
Zoe: Seeiah's probably next, except if the killer's Marisol or something, haha!
Moby: Everyone thinks Kaori is the one who killed them, mate.
Zoe: Do you think that too, Mobes?
Moby: No, I don't. I really don't, mate.
Zoe: (rubs her eyes) This whole situation is messed up. I don't know what the hell to think!
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(Seeiah & Marisol are in their room, getting dressed. JP knocks on the door, waits until they're done, and then they let him in.)
Marisol: Ok, ex-boyfriend, why the hell are you here, chico?
JP: No reason. Want to keep moi company?
Seeiah: (smirks) There's ya reason, girl. He wants to fuck ya. Hey, where's Kaori?
JP: Seeiah, that izz wrong. I want no sex from Marisol.
Marisol: You don't?! Boy you are missing out! You know you want to tap this...again!
Seeiah: (groans) Where the fuck is Kaori?!
Marisol: (shrugs, takes out hair curlers) No idea, chica. Go ask Mac.
Seeiah: Hell no! He'd be all like, "Girl you know, forreal, I don't know, yo."
Marisol: Well since he doesn't know, ask Psymon.
Seeiah: (moans & then laughs) Girl, not literally. Hey, does my hair look good?
JP: It'zz never looked better, ooh la la.
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(The whole group except for Marisol is back in the lobby, waiting for Rahzel to arrive. Elise & Eddie are arguing with Seeiah, Zoe is talking with Psymon and Moby is eating a bagel. Mac is playing cards with Kaori on the floor, and JP is polishing his shoes.)
Rahzel: (enters, smiling) Hey guys!
Zoe: Good morning Rahzel.
Moby: Well mate, you're happy today!
Seeiah: Did you clear things up with mah cousin?
Mac: Hey Rahzzy, what's up, yo.
Rahzel: (looks around, face drops) Oh my god! Brodi & someone else are dead!
Elise: (chuckles) You mean that Latino lamebrain Marisol? That bitch is in the bathroom.
Rahzel: Oh yes, she's always so easy to forget...what about Buddha Brodi?
Kaori: (puts some cards down) Um...well...Brodi's dead! *giggle*
Rahzel: You've gotta be kidding me! Why do you guys kill people so much?!
Psymon: (shrugs) Well, I put it on my application when I signed up for SSX...
Seeiah: Me too.
Mac: I did too, but I just kill with my rhymes, yo! My rhymes are hot!
Zoe: Mac, this is no laughing matter. People are dying and you're talking about rapping.
Moby: (puts his bagel down) Come on, you little git, show some respect.
Elise: (sees Brodi's body next to her) Oh my god! Why do I always sit next to dead people?!
Psymon: Dude, Seeiah, I thought you dumped it.
Seeiah: No, I didn't dump it. In that coat? Rahzel, you know LaQuisha would have a fit.
Rahzel: (moans) Seeiah, let's not talk about that. (pops in some Prozac)
Kaori: Rahzel, could I please have some of that? *giggle*
Eddie: Rahzel doesn't, like, have Prozac coming out the ying-yang just for you, Kaori.
JP: I do, however. Here little girl, take mine. Thank moi. (gives Kaori Prozac)
Mac: She doesn't have to thank you, Frenchy. Leave her alone.
Seeiah: (scowls) Is someone messing with my wet dream?! Uh, just kidding.
Zoe: So, Rahzel, was there supposed to be an event today?
Rahzel: (nods, takes out his notebook) Yeah, there was.
Moby: Where? Is it going to be cancelled, mate?
Rahzel: Yeah, I'd say so, Moby. Showoff at Garibaldi. No rude comments, PLEASE.
Eddie: (perks up) Hey, I've always liked Garibaldi! That track rules.
Seeiah: That track doesn't rule, I rule!
Rahzel: As far as I can say, every event will be cancelled.
Elise: WHAT?! The whole circuit?! Please don't make me go back to Canada!
Psymon: (stops picking his hair) Dude, that is so unfair. (laughs)
Mac: Yo Rahzel, you ready for a Mac smackdown, 'cause I'll-
Elise: Mac, if you give Rahzel a "smackdown", you'll hear about it from me.
Mac: (afraid) Alright, alright, yo! I was just kidding anyways.
Rahzel: Well, there IS one way the events won't be cancelled.
Moby: What's that?
Elise: PLEASE tell us!
Rahzel: If one of you idiots confesses to the killings, the tour will be on.
Zoe: (jumps up happily) Ok, you heard the man, so the jackass who kiled Luther & Brodi can admit to it!
Moby: I don't think it's going to be that easy, mate.
Eddie: Ok, so who wants the circuit back? I know, like, I do.
Kaori: (cuddles with her teddy bear) I do! And Mac-cun does! *giggle*
Psymon: I do, but not with you losers! Haha.
Rahzel: Well, I'm gonna get going. I'll talk to you ex-SSX'ers tommorrow. (sighs & leaves)
Eddie: Someone just admit, like, to it!
Psymon: Haha, dude, just take one for the team like that? You can count me out. That's CRAZY!
Marisol: (enters, putting on her necklace) Chicos & chicas, what's goin' on?
Elise: Just great, the Spanish slut is back in action.
Zoe: Marisol, Rahzel cancelled the circuit for now.
Moby: (nods) And, mate, the only way we can get it back is for someone to admit to the murders.
Marisol: (flips her hair, sits down next to Seeiah) Alright, sounds simple to me.
Eddie: So, who's gonna admit to it?
Seeiah: I'm not...but I KNOW who did it. I'll tell you white people after this long, dramatic pause... (pause)
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Who killed Luther & Brodi? Does Seeiah even know what the hell she's talking about? Will Kaori end up being the murderer? Or will it be her buddy Mac? Eddie? Psymon? Elise? Will Rahzel ever make up with LaQuisha? Find out next time in the finale...
RECAP -- Eddie & Elise talk about how they think Kaori could be the killer, and meanwhile, Kaori & Mac are getting snowballs thrown at them outside from Psymon. Then, the whole group meets in the lobby later that night. Eddie realizes it's the same time that Luther got killed the night before, and Elise is fascinated that JP doesn't even care about Luther's murder. The lights go out, and Psymon, Seeiah & Mac all hold on tight to Kaori. When the lights are turned back on, Brodi is dead. The group doesn't even bother discussing it, they go straight up to their rooms to sleep. Seeiah stays behind and tells the dead body of Brodi that she wanted to have sex with him, and says goodbye.
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(The next morning, Zoe & Moby are in their room, noticing Brodi's absence.)
Zoe: (shakes her head) Dude. I can't believe this.
Moby: I know, it's awful, mate. Brodi was a good man.
Zoe: No, not that! I had NO idea Ally McBeal got cancelled!
Moby: (laughs) Oh, well that's old news!
Zoe: Yeah, apparently. And I agree about the Brodi thing. I don't understand why HE was killed.
Moby: Hmm...I thought maybe Seeiah or Mac would be killed instead?
Zoe: Seeiah's probably next, except if the killer's Marisol or something, haha!
Moby: Everyone thinks Kaori is the one who killed them, mate.
Zoe: Do you think that too, Mobes?
Moby: No, I don't. I really don't, mate.
Zoe: (rubs her eyes) This whole situation is messed up. I don't know what the hell to think!
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(Seeiah & Marisol are in their room, getting dressed. JP knocks on the door, waits until they're done, and then they let him in.)
Marisol: Ok, ex-boyfriend, why the hell are you here, chico?
JP: No reason. Want to keep moi company?
Seeiah: (smirks) There's ya reason, girl. He wants to fuck ya. Hey, where's Kaori?
JP: Seeiah, that izz wrong. I want no sex from Marisol.
Marisol: You don't?! Boy you are missing out! You know you want to tap this...again!
Seeiah: (groans) Where the fuck is Kaori?!
Marisol: (shrugs, takes out hair curlers) No idea, chica. Go ask Mac.
Seeiah: Hell no! He'd be all like, "Girl you know, forreal, I don't know, yo."
Marisol: Well since he doesn't know, ask Psymon.
Seeiah: (moans & then laughs) Girl, not literally. Hey, does my hair look good?
JP: It'zz never looked better, ooh la la.
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(The whole group except for Marisol is back in the lobby, waiting for Rahzel to arrive. Elise & Eddie are arguing with Seeiah, Zoe is talking with Psymon and Moby is eating a bagel. Mac is playing cards with Kaori on the floor, and JP is polishing his shoes.)
Rahzel: (enters, smiling) Hey guys!
Zoe: Good morning Rahzel.
Moby: Well mate, you're happy today!
Seeiah: Did you clear things up with mah cousin?
Mac: Hey Rahzzy, what's up, yo.
Rahzel: (looks around, face drops) Oh my god! Brodi & someone else are dead!
Elise: (chuckles) You mean that Latino lamebrain Marisol? That bitch is in the bathroom.
Rahzel: Oh yes, she's always so easy to forget...what about Buddha Brodi?
Kaori: (puts some cards down) Um...well...Brodi's dead! *giggle*
Rahzel: You've gotta be kidding me! Why do you guys kill people so much?!
Psymon: (shrugs) Well, I put it on my application when I signed up for SSX...
Seeiah: Me too.
Mac: I did too, but I just kill with my rhymes, yo! My rhymes are hot!
Zoe: Mac, this is no laughing matter. People are dying and you're talking about rapping.
Moby: (puts his bagel down) Come on, you little git, show some respect.
Elise: (sees Brodi's body next to her) Oh my god! Why do I always sit next to dead people?!
Psymon: Dude, Seeiah, I thought you dumped it.
Seeiah: No, I didn't dump it. In that coat? Rahzel, you know LaQuisha would have a fit.
Rahzel: (moans) Seeiah, let's not talk about that. (pops in some Prozac)
Kaori: Rahzel, could I please have some of that? *giggle*
Eddie: Rahzel doesn't, like, have Prozac coming out the ying-yang just for you, Kaori.
JP: I do, however. Here little girl, take mine. Thank moi. (gives Kaori Prozac)
Mac: She doesn't have to thank you, Frenchy. Leave her alone.
Seeiah: (scowls) Is someone messing with my wet dream?! Uh, just kidding.
Zoe: So, Rahzel, was there supposed to be an event today?
Rahzel: (nods, takes out his notebook) Yeah, there was.
Moby: Where? Is it going to be cancelled, mate?
Rahzel: Yeah, I'd say so, Moby. Showoff at Garibaldi. No rude comments, PLEASE.
Eddie: (perks up) Hey, I've always liked Garibaldi! That track rules.
Seeiah: That track doesn't rule, I rule!
Rahzel: As far as I can say, every event will be cancelled.
Elise: WHAT?! The whole circuit?! Please don't make me go back to Canada!
Psymon: (stops picking his hair) Dude, that is so unfair. (laughs)
Mac: Yo Rahzel, you ready for a Mac smackdown, 'cause I'll-
Elise: Mac, if you give Rahzel a "smackdown", you'll hear about it from me.
Mac: (afraid) Alright, alright, yo! I was just kidding anyways.
Rahzel: Well, there IS one way the events won't be cancelled.
Moby: What's that?
Elise: PLEASE tell us!
Rahzel: If one of you idiots confesses to the killings, the tour will be on.
Zoe: (jumps up happily) Ok, you heard the man, so the jackass who kiled Luther & Brodi can admit to it!
Moby: I don't think it's going to be that easy, mate.
Eddie: Ok, so who wants the circuit back? I know, like, I do.
Kaori: (cuddles with her teddy bear) I do! And Mac-cun does! *giggle*
Psymon: I do, but not with you losers! Haha.
Rahzel: Well, I'm gonna get going. I'll talk to you ex-SSX'ers tommorrow. (sighs & leaves)
Eddie: Someone just admit, like, to it!
Psymon: Haha, dude, just take one for the team like that? You can count me out. That's CRAZY!
Marisol: (enters, putting on her necklace) Chicos & chicas, what's goin' on?
Elise: Just great, the Spanish slut is back in action.
Zoe: Marisol, Rahzel cancelled the circuit for now.
Moby: (nods) And, mate, the only way we can get it back is for someone to admit to the murders.
Marisol: (flips her hair, sits down next to Seeiah) Alright, sounds simple to me.
Eddie: So, who's gonna admit to it?
Seeiah: I'm not...but I KNOW who did it. I'll tell you white people after this long, dramatic pause... (pause)
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Who killed Luther & Brodi? Does Seeiah even know what the hell she's talking about? Will Kaori end up being the murderer? Or will it be her buddy Mac? Eddie? Psymon? Elise? Will Rahzel ever make up with LaQuisha? Find out next time in the finale...