[* CHAPTER 05 *]
RECAP -- Zoe & Moby are frustrated with the murders. JP visits Marisol & Seeiah in their room, and Seeiah thinks he's there to rekindle his relationship with Marisol, but Seeiah apparently wants to start her own with Kaori...then, all the boarders gather in the lobby later in the morning to wait for Rahzel. Rahzel is informed of Brodi's murder, and Rahzel tells them all that the circuit will be cancelled unless someone confesses to the murders. Psymon & Elise want the circuit back, but they will not admit to the murders. When Rahzel leaves, Seeiah tells the group she knows who the killer is.
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(All the boarders are in the lobby. It is late in the morning, Rahzel has just left. Seeiah is going to tell who the murderer is after a long, dramatic pause. Everyone is leaning forward to hear, except for Eddie, who is picking at his afro.)
Mac: (looks around) Is the pause over yet, yo?
Seeiah: (laughs) No, not yet, white boy. Be patient.
Moby: (sneers and falls back into the couch) This is bullox, mate!
Elise: Yeah, just tell us whatever you "think" you know.
Seeiah: Ok. And Elise, I know what I'm talking about, for once. I rule!
Kaori: (jumps up and down) I'm so excited! *giggle*
Moby: Enough! Come out with it.
Elise: (takes off her shoe and throws it at Seeiah) Hurry up, you bald bitch!
Seeiah: (dodges the flying shoe) Alright, alright... the killer... is my cousin... LaQuisha.
Psymon: (scratches his head) What the hell, dude?
JP: (picks at his nails) Well, I must say, I did not expect that.
Elise: (puts her shoe back on) How do you know it was your crazyass cousin?!
Seeiah: Well, will you all give me the chance to explain?!
Zoe: (nods) Yes, we're listening.
Seeiah: (sits up straight) Ok... My cousin had nothing to do two nights ago, because she had broken up with Rahzel.
Mac: Dawg, we already know that!
Kaori: (puts her hand over Mac's mouth) Mac-cun, quiet! *giggle*
Seeiah: (clears throat) No more interruptions, alright?
Mac: (forces Kaori's hand away) Ok, ok, yo. Uh, continue...
Seeiah: Alright. So LaQuisha knew I was in town. She knew I was in this hotel, so she decided to drop by. Well, she came into this fancyass room right here when all of a sudden, the lights went off.
Moby: Hmm-hmm, perfect timing, mate.
Seeiah: Yeah... so, my cousin's a chef.
Psymon: (scratches his head again) Dude, what the hell does that have to do with anything?!
Elise: Seriously, stop pulling excuses out from your asscrack and keep going.
Seeiah: (takes off Marisol's shoe and throws it at Elise) Bitch shut the fuck up!
Marisol: Girl! That was my best shoe! Ugh, now it's gonna have white people germs on it.
Elise: (dodges the flying shoe) Nice throw, baldy! And Marisol, get over yourself.
Seeiah: (laughs) That was really lame, Miss Pride Of Canada. Will you let me get on with my story or what?!
Eddie: (elbows Elise) Don't, like, worry, she'll be no more trouble.
Seeiah: (slaps her knees) ANYWAY, she's a chef. She was carrying around her knife, she has issues. You know how it is, right Psymon?
Psymon: (laughs crazily) Of course I do!
Seeiah: Yeah, so our insecure LaQuisha was walking by in the dark while we were freaking out, I guess that fatass Luther grabbed her breasts. Whoo! I rule!
Zoe: Man, that's unclassy!
Moby: So, mate, you're saying he deserved it?
Seeiah: (moans) Will both you idiots please shut the FUCK up?
Zoe: (backs away into the couch) Whoa, there's no need to freak out on us!
Seeiah: Well, either you and your British partner either shut your traps, or I'm ending this story! Now what do you think of that, Zoe?
Zoe: Whatever. Keep going. (folds her arms)
Seeiah: Yeah, so LaQuisha grabbed her knife and stabbed Luther, all of this whack stuff happening in the dark! So, she flipped and got her behind outta here before anyone could even tell she was in da house!
Psymon: (looks confused) Uh...even I'm not THAT insane...
Elise: Stabbing random horny men? Wow, Thanksgiving at your house must be a BLAST, huh?
Eddie: (laughs, points at Seeiah) Good one, babe.
Marisol: Hey, Blondie, don't you mess with my girl's family. I'll fuck you up, chica.
Elise: (bursts out laughing) Marisol, the only thing you could "fuck up" would be a good outfit if YOU put it on.
Moby: Elise, relax. It's not worth it, mate.
Mac: (scowls at Elise & Marisol) Yo, I was gettin' into that story! Finish it up, forreal.
Seeiah: (shrugs) Well, I guess there's not much more to tell about how she killed Brodi.
Zoe: Um, Seeiah, I HIGHLY doubt that Brodi would fondle your cousin in the dark...
Mac: Yeah, that's whack!
Kaori: Brodi was nice! *giggle*
Seeiah: Well...I don't know about the Brodi thing...she didn't tell her favorite cousin why she killed him...yet.
Psymon: (tries to look intelligent) Wait, who's her favorite cousin...YOU?! (bursts out laughing)
Moby: Mate, I think that's pretty obvious.
Seeiah: Well, are all you happy? I just ratted out someone from my family, and it feels like shit. I could use some comforting...Kaori?
Kaori: Don't look at me, Seeiah-cun, I'm underage! *giggle*
Zoe: (gets up) I'm gonna go call Razhel! (runs out of the room)
Moby: I'ma call the police, mates. (follows Zoe)
Marisol: (rubs Seeiah's back) It's ok, chica, you did the right thing.
Seeiah: It doesn't feel right...but oh well! That bitch is whack! Killing people & shit.
Elise: Maybe your cousin could fit a couple more killings in?
Marisol: Don't even start with me, chica!
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(Later on in the night, the boarders have gotten word that LaQuisha was arrested and she would be going to jail. Seeiah got to talk to her first, and LaQuisha said she had no reason for killing Brodi at all. Seeiah didn't believe this, but with LaQuisha going into isolation for the rest of her miserable life, nobody would ever know. The boarders were all relaxing and just getting over the events. Seeiah & Marisol were still at the police station; Zoe, Moby & Psymon were all out to dinner; JP was sleeping in his room; Eddie & Elise were watching TV in their room; Kaori & Mac were in the front of the hotel, on a bench.)
Kaori: (hugs Mac) Mac-cun, I'm just so happy you're alive! *giggle*
Mac: (feels awkward, but hugs Kaori back) Yeah...you too.
Kaori: (lets go of Mac, fixes her earmuffs) What's wrong? *giggle*
Mac: Oh, nothing! I'm fine, yo. I just feel bad for Brodi.
Kaori: (pouts) Yes, me too. What about Luther? *giggle*
Mac: Kaori, come on! Yo, who gives a crap about that fatass?
Kaori: (smiles) Not me...all I care about is you! *giggle*
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(When Zoe, Moby & Psymon get back, they meet up with Eddie & Elise in the lobby.)
Zoe: Oh, you two, I just got a call back from Rahzel.
Elise: (adjusts her purse) Really? What'd he say?
Zoe: The circuit's back on! Showoff at Garibaldi tommorrow!
Eddie: (grins at Elise) That's, like, awesome! But just the ten of us?
Moby: Yeah, mate. For the rest of the season...
Zoe: Well, Eddie, it's only 9, actually!
Psymon: (looks confused, once again) What the hell? Am I being dropped? YES!
Elise: (sighs) No...but I wish you were.
Psymon: What was that, Elise?
Elise: (whistles nervously) Oh, nothing.
Eddie: So why is there, like, only 9 of us?
Zoe: Come on, you can't count Marisol as a competitor!
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AUTHOR'S NOTE -- In the other fanfics I'll be doing, Brodi & Luther WILL be alive. They just died in this one, but they'll be alive in the rest! And yes, I'm sorry that basically all Psymon said was "What the hell?", I had a hard time developing him in this, haha. Also, Marisol is one of my favorites, but yes, I can admit that she isn't a very good snowboarder. Did you guys also like how Seeiah was the main character? That's a new one, huh? Please review! Thanks. =)
RECAP -- Zoe & Moby are frustrated with the murders. JP visits Marisol & Seeiah in their room, and Seeiah thinks he's there to rekindle his relationship with Marisol, but Seeiah apparently wants to start her own with Kaori...then, all the boarders gather in the lobby later in the morning to wait for Rahzel. Rahzel is informed of Brodi's murder, and Rahzel tells them all that the circuit will be cancelled unless someone confesses to the murders. Psymon & Elise want the circuit back, but they will not admit to the murders. When Rahzel leaves, Seeiah tells the group she knows who the killer is.
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(All the boarders are in the lobby. It is late in the morning, Rahzel has just left. Seeiah is going to tell who the murderer is after a long, dramatic pause. Everyone is leaning forward to hear, except for Eddie, who is picking at his afro.)
Mac: (looks around) Is the pause over yet, yo?
Seeiah: (laughs) No, not yet, white boy. Be patient.
Moby: (sneers and falls back into the couch) This is bullox, mate!
Elise: Yeah, just tell us whatever you "think" you know.
Seeiah: Ok. And Elise, I know what I'm talking about, for once. I rule!
Kaori: (jumps up and down) I'm so excited! *giggle*
Moby: Enough! Come out with it.
Elise: (takes off her shoe and throws it at Seeiah) Hurry up, you bald bitch!
Seeiah: (dodges the flying shoe) Alright, alright... the killer... is my cousin... LaQuisha.
Psymon: (scratches his head) What the hell, dude?
JP: (picks at his nails) Well, I must say, I did not expect that.
Elise: (puts her shoe back on) How do you know it was your crazyass cousin?!
Seeiah: Well, will you all give me the chance to explain?!
Zoe: (nods) Yes, we're listening.
Seeiah: (sits up straight) Ok... My cousin had nothing to do two nights ago, because she had broken up with Rahzel.
Mac: Dawg, we already know that!
Kaori: (puts her hand over Mac's mouth) Mac-cun, quiet! *giggle*
Seeiah: (clears throat) No more interruptions, alright?
Mac: (forces Kaori's hand away) Ok, ok, yo. Uh, continue...
Seeiah: Alright. So LaQuisha knew I was in town. She knew I was in this hotel, so she decided to drop by. Well, she came into this fancyass room right here when all of a sudden, the lights went off.
Moby: Hmm-hmm, perfect timing, mate.
Seeiah: Yeah... so, my cousin's a chef.
Psymon: (scratches his head again) Dude, what the hell does that have to do with anything?!
Elise: Seriously, stop pulling excuses out from your asscrack and keep going.
Seeiah: (takes off Marisol's shoe and throws it at Elise) Bitch shut the fuck up!
Marisol: Girl! That was my best shoe! Ugh, now it's gonna have white people germs on it.
Elise: (dodges the flying shoe) Nice throw, baldy! And Marisol, get over yourself.
Seeiah: (laughs) That was really lame, Miss Pride Of Canada. Will you let me get on with my story or what?!
Eddie: (elbows Elise) Don't, like, worry, she'll be no more trouble.
Seeiah: (slaps her knees) ANYWAY, she's a chef. She was carrying around her knife, she has issues. You know how it is, right Psymon?
Psymon: (laughs crazily) Of course I do!
Seeiah: Yeah, so our insecure LaQuisha was walking by in the dark while we were freaking out, I guess that fatass Luther grabbed her breasts. Whoo! I rule!
Zoe: Man, that's unclassy!
Moby: So, mate, you're saying he deserved it?
Seeiah: (moans) Will both you idiots please shut the FUCK up?
Zoe: (backs away into the couch) Whoa, there's no need to freak out on us!
Seeiah: Well, either you and your British partner either shut your traps, or I'm ending this story! Now what do you think of that, Zoe?
Zoe: Whatever. Keep going. (folds her arms)
Seeiah: Yeah, so LaQuisha grabbed her knife and stabbed Luther, all of this whack stuff happening in the dark! So, she flipped and got her behind outta here before anyone could even tell she was in da house!
Psymon: (looks confused) Uh...even I'm not THAT insane...
Elise: Stabbing random horny men? Wow, Thanksgiving at your house must be a BLAST, huh?
Eddie: (laughs, points at Seeiah) Good one, babe.
Marisol: Hey, Blondie, don't you mess with my girl's family. I'll fuck you up, chica.
Elise: (bursts out laughing) Marisol, the only thing you could "fuck up" would be a good outfit if YOU put it on.
Moby: Elise, relax. It's not worth it, mate.
Mac: (scowls at Elise & Marisol) Yo, I was gettin' into that story! Finish it up, forreal.
Seeiah: (shrugs) Well, I guess there's not much more to tell about how she killed Brodi.
Zoe: Um, Seeiah, I HIGHLY doubt that Brodi would fondle your cousin in the dark...
Mac: Yeah, that's whack!
Kaori: Brodi was nice! *giggle*
Seeiah: Well...I don't know about the Brodi thing...she didn't tell her favorite cousin why she killed him...yet.
Psymon: (tries to look intelligent) Wait, who's her favorite cousin...YOU?! (bursts out laughing)
Moby: Mate, I think that's pretty obvious.
Seeiah: Well, are all you happy? I just ratted out someone from my family, and it feels like shit. I could use some comforting...Kaori?
Kaori: Don't look at me, Seeiah-cun, I'm underage! *giggle*
Zoe: (gets up) I'm gonna go call Razhel! (runs out of the room)
Moby: I'ma call the police, mates. (follows Zoe)
Marisol: (rubs Seeiah's back) It's ok, chica, you did the right thing.
Seeiah: It doesn't feel right...but oh well! That bitch is whack! Killing people & shit.
Elise: Maybe your cousin could fit a couple more killings in?
Marisol: Don't even start with me, chica!
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(Later on in the night, the boarders have gotten word that LaQuisha was arrested and she would be going to jail. Seeiah got to talk to her first, and LaQuisha said she had no reason for killing Brodi at all. Seeiah didn't believe this, but with LaQuisha going into isolation for the rest of her miserable life, nobody would ever know. The boarders were all relaxing and just getting over the events. Seeiah & Marisol were still at the police station; Zoe, Moby & Psymon were all out to dinner; JP was sleeping in his room; Eddie & Elise were watching TV in their room; Kaori & Mac were in the front of the hotel, on a bench.)
Kaori: (hugs Mac) Mac-cun, I'm just so happy you're alive! *giggle*
Mac: (feels awkward, but hugs Kaori back) Yeah...you too.
Kaori: (lets go of Mac, fixes her earmuffs) What's wrong? *giggle*
Mac: Oh, nothing! I'm fine, yo. I just feel bad for Brodi.
Kaori: (pouts) Yes, me too. What about Luther? *giggle*
Mac: Kaori, come on! Yo, who gives a crap about that fatass?
Kaori: (smiles) Not me...all I care about is you! *giggle*
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(When Zoe, Moby & Psymon get back, they meet up with Eddie & Elise in the lobby.)
Zoe: Oh, you two, I just got a call back from Rahzel.
Elise: (adjusts her purse) Really? What'd he say?
Zoe: The circuit's back on! Showoff at Garibaldi tommorrow!
Eddie: (grins at Elise) That's, like, awesome! But just the ten of us?
Moby: Yeah, mate. For the rest of the season...
Zoe: Well, Eddie, it's only 9, actually!
Psymon: (looks confused, once again) What the hell? Am I being dropped? YES!
Elise: (sighs) No...but I wish you were.
Psymon: What was that, Elise?
Elise: (whistles nervously) Oh, nothing.
Eddie: So why is there, like, only 9 of us?
Zoe: Come on, you can't count Marisol as a competitor!
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AUTHOR'S NOTE -- In the other fanfics I'll be doing, Brodi & Luther WILL be alive. They just died in this one, but they'll be alive in the rest! And yes, I'm sorry that basically all Psymon said was "What the hell?", I had a hard time developing him in this, haha. Also, Marisol is one of my favorites, but yes, I can admit that she isn't a very good snowboarder. Did you guys also like how Seeiah was the main character? That's a new one, huh? Please review! Thanks. =)