Untitled Chapter (AKA: I'm Too Lazy to Think of a Chapter Title)

Disclaimer: the ending is taken (sort of) from a play of Cinderella I saw over ten years ago.

(Notes: I'm trying to update this story quicker for all of you. At first I thought I wasn't doing a good job and I even thought about abandoning the story, but I won't since I see a lot of people seem to like it. This might be exceptionally short because the ending for it just seemed too perfect. I'll try to update this story sooner to make up for its "shortness". I'll even try to make it longer. Also for the short, fat guy think of Danny DeVito but with more hair and for the twins think of Ryan Stiles from Whose Line is it Anyway?) 

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A group of four fairly mean-looking men stare at Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli with malice. The leader, a rather large man, takes a dagger from a small sheath near his ankle and slowly advances on the group. The others, two are very tall and scrawny twins and short fat guy with a beard. The group stops a few feet in front of Aragorn and his companions.

"I wants my money back", the leader orders Aragorn.

"Our. We want our money back", one of the twins corrects him.

"What money", Aragorn replies.

"The money you stole from us at the poker game", the short, fat man informs Aragorn.

"Just give me my", the twin nudges their lightly leader with his elbow, "our money", the leader barks at Aragorn. "Or we'll slit yer throat", both twins adds together.

All of a sudden Gimli starts to charge at the reprobates, but never even gets close to them. Legolas grabs onto him by the waist and lifts him up a little off the ground. Gimli swarms and kicks as he hisses and snarls at them like a rabid dog, spit even begins to drip down his chin. When he calms down and Legolas slowly lower him to the ground, he squints at them causing the eye to twitch ever so slightly.

"I have no idea what you are talking about." He shrugs thus causing the coins to start pouring out of his sleeves, pant legs, and out from under his tunic. Everyone looks at the pile of gold coins building around Aragorn's feet. It reaches his ankles then a final single coin falls out of his disheveled hair and lands with a clink onto the pile.

Aragorn looks at the pile at his feet and points to it, "oh, you mean that money", he nervously chuckles. "Well, I was going to, uh…" Aragorn is interrupted by the faint noise of a cow mooing. Everyone looks around, but no one sees any cows. Just then a cow-shaped shadow looms over the four brutes. Everyone's head follows the falling farm animal as the shadow grows larger and larger.

*splat* the cow lands on the four men, squashing them. Aragorn, along with the other two, looks at the dead bodies and utters, "Holy cow."

  

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Ominous Deep Male Voice: For your reading pleasure *whispers* and to take up more space, *normal tone* we give you a dancing monkey in a red vest and a French man.

(No one come out; all we see is a white room. Soon we hear a conversation off-screen)

Nhanson39 (me, yeah!): You two have to go out there.

Legolas: But why?

Nhanson39: Because we promised it for the fans.

Legolas: When?

Nhanson39: Didn't you hear the ominous deep male voice?

Aragorn: Yeah, anyway I have to do it too.

Legolas: (whiny) But do I have to wear this?

Aragorn: At least you don't have to wear this outfit.

Nhanson39: (flirtingly) I think the outfit makes you look sexy.

Aragorn: You think so?

Arwen: (clears throat loudly)

Aragorn: We might as well get this over with.

(Aragorn comes into view, dressed up in a tiny red vest, tan "puffy" pants, and a red fez on his head. To complete the package he has a fake "curly-Q" moustache on. He's holding with one hand an old box with a crank on one end, a leather strap that goes from either end helps hold it up right. In his other hand is a leash with seems to appear to have something attached to the other end. He gently tugs at the leash.)

(Legolas reluctantly enters the room. He's dress in a (poorly made) monkey vest and similar apparel as Aragorn. He crouches next to Aragorn.)

(Aragorn begins to turn the crank, but Legolas doesn't do anything. Aragorn gently tugs on the leash again and Legolas launches into his "monkey dance", mostly just jumping up and down and occasionally scratching himself [though that could just be from the suit]. While Legolas is dancing, Aragorn bends at the knees and bobs up and down. This goes on for ten more minutes.)

(They abruptly stop at quickly walk off to their right.)

TBC…

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