Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Holes characters or any other characters
that everyone knows from some show/book.movie. Just the stupid little
characters that I am going to make up like Mr. Toaster, Ms. Hapeeshorts ,
and blah blah.
~*~*~this is just a dumb little story version of Holes. LOL! Yeah, enjoy!! Review please!~*~*~ (Im not going to make the story like "The dog knocked on the door and cried 'Please let me in!'" Im going to be writing it like "Dog: *knocks on door* Please let me in!")
Plot: Middle of nowhere in the desert in Texas. Camp Green Lake and any other various plots I may put in
(In the tent)
Armpit: im Popeye the sailor man, I live in garbage can- - -
Squid: you sure do
*everyone cracks up*
Armpit: man shut it before I lift my arms up
*everyone shuts up and looks serious*
Armpit: that's better!
*they hear scratching noises outside the tent*
X-ray: what the hell is that!
Zigzag: holy crap, it's the monster from sailor moon and it has come to take us to Pluto!!!!! *starts running around in his boxers*
Magnet: shut up, zig!! It must be a yellow-spotted lizard!!
X-ray: someone go get mom!! You zero! Go get him!
*zero stands up very lazily*
Magnet: man, hurry up!! By the time you get there we'll all be dead!!
Squid: shut up magnet! You'll make him mad and then he'd really WANT us to be dead
X-ray: armpit, go with zero in case something happens to one of you, the other can go for mom
*armpit walks out with zero looking grumpy*
Zigzag: dude! The monster's gonna get us soon!! You must hurry!! Quick!! Someone give me a match or lighter!!!! It'll scare the monster away!!
X-ray: ZIG!!! SHUT UP ALREADY!! THERE IS NO MONSTER FROM SAILOR MOON!!!!!!
*zigzag sits down and whimpers*
Caveman: now that's better
Twitch: man.*starts twitching* I wonder if the monster brought a car with him.
Everyone except for Twitch and Zigzag: SHUT UP!
(Outside the tent)
*armpit and zero walking towards tent F*
armpit: wanna check out what was making the scratching noise?
Zero: what are you, crazy?
Armpit: fine, we wont go!!
*all of a sudden, a girl with long blonde pig tails comes out of no where and yells "ROAR!!!"*
Zero and armpit: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!!!
*dangerous music comes on*
Sailor Moon: *beastly voice* you better hide little boys before you hide!!!!
*dangerous music pauses*
Zero: dude, that doesn't make any sense
Sailor moon: *blank face* wait, let me rephrase that...*still blank face* JUST RUN!!! ROAR!!!!
*dangerous music comes back on*
zero and armpit: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to their tent*
(in the tent)
*dangerous music fades* *zero and armpit bursts in*
armpit: it's sailor moon!!!
Zero: hide!!!
Armpit: she's attacking!!
Zero: she's going to get us!!
Armpit: hide!!!!
Zero: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*every one stares at armpit and zero*
x-ray: I thought zigzag was the only weird kid?
Magnet: and stupid!
Zigzag: *smacks the back of magnet's head* shut up!! They're serious!!!
Squid: no they're not!!!!! Ya'll are dumb!!!!!!
*sailor moon rips open the back of the tent* sailor moon: BOO!!!
Everyone: AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Caveman: it's sailor moon!!! AHH!
X-ray: she IS real!!!!!!!!!
*dangerous music comes back on*
To be continued..
What will happen next? Will D-tent survive? Will Sailor Moon go away? Will D-tent get eaten? Will Sailor Moon fall inlove with one of them? Will lobsters attack? Stay tuned for more!!!!!!!!!!!! Review please!!!!!!
~*~*~this is just a dumb little story version of Holes. LOL! Yeah, enjoy!! Review please!~*~*~ (Im not going to make the story like "The dog knocked on the door and cried 'Please let me in!'" Im going to be writing it like "Dog: *knocks on door* Please let me in!")
Plot: Middle of nowhere in the desert in Texas. Camp Green Lake and any other various plots I may put in
(In the tent)
Armpit: im Popeye the sailor man, I live in garbage can- - -
Squid: you sure do
*everyone cracks up*
Armpit: man shut it before I lift my arms up
*everyone shuts up and looks serious*
Armpit: that's better!
*they hear scratching noises outside the tent*
X-ray: what the hell is that!
Zigzag: holy crap, it's the monster from sailor moon and it has come to take us to Pluto!!!!! *starts running around in his boxers*
Magnet: shut up, zig!! It must be a yellow-spotted lizard!!
X-ray: someone go get mom!! You zero! Go get him!
*zero stands up very lazily*
Magnet: man, hurry up!! By the time you get there we'll all be dead!!
Squid: shut up magnet! You'll make him mad and then he'd really WANT us to be dead
X-ray: armpit, go with zero in case something happens to one of you, the other can go for mom
*armpit walks out with zero looking grumpy*
Zigzag: dude! The monster's gonna get us soon!! You must hurry!! Quick!! Someone give me a match or lighter!!!! It'll scare the monster away!!
X-ray: ZIG!!! SHUT UP ALREADY!! THERE IS NO MONSTER FROM SAILOR MOON!!!!!!
*zigzag sits down and whimpers*
Caveman: now that's better
Twitch: man.*starts twitching* I wonder if the monster brought a car with him.
Everyone except for Twitch and Zigzag: SHUT UP!
(Outside the tent)
*armpit and zero walking towards tent F*
armpit: wanna check out what was making the scratching noise?
Zero: what are you, crazy?
Armpit: fine, we wont go!!
*all of a sudden, a girl with long blonde pig tails comes out of no where and yells "ROAR!!!"*
Zero and armpit: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S SAILOR MOON!!!!!!!!!
*dangerous music comes on*
Sailor Moon: *beastly voice* you better hide little boys before you hide!!!!
*dangerous music pauses*
Zero: dude, that doesn't make any sense
Sailor moon: *blank face* wait, let me rephrase that...*still blank face* JUST RUN!!! ROAR!!!!
*dangerous music comes back on*
zero and armpit: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to their tent*
(in the tent)
*dangerous music fades* *zero and armpit bursts in*
armpit: it's sailor moon!!!
Zero: hide!!!
Armpit: she's attacking!!
Zero: she's going to get us!!
Armpit: hide!!!!
Zero: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*every one stares at armpit and zero*
x-ray: I thought zigzag was the only weird kid?
Magnet: and stupid!
Zigzag: *smacks the back of magnet's head* shut up!! They're serious!!!
Squid: no they're not!!!!! Ya'll are dumb!!!!!!
*sailor moon rips open the back of the tent* sailor moon: BOO!!!
Everyone: AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Caveman: it's sailor moon!!! AHH!
X-ray: she IS real!!!!!!!!!
*dangerous music comes back on*
To be continued..
What will happen next? Will D-tent survive? Will Sailor Moon go away? Will D-tent get eaten? Will Sailor Moon fall inlove with one of them? Will lobsters attack? Stay tuned for more!!!!!!!!!!!! Review please!!!!!!