A Little Rivalry Goes A Long Way

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Let's just move onto the story, lol. Does anyone even bother to read the disclaimer? ^-^

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Miroku glace up to see a pretty woman standing at the doorway. She must be the nice sister Kohaku was telling me about. Miroku thought to himself. He was so tired of being around violent women. It'll be good to meet a nice girl for a change. He slowly manage to push himself off the sofa. Giving her a bright smile, he introduced himself. "Hello, you must be- OUCH!" he yelled when one of her shoe hit him across the face, knocking him back onto the sofa again.

Perfect hit! Sango thought to herself. What is that pervert doing inside her house? Doesn't he know that it's wrong to be in someone's house without their permission? Grabbing her other shoe, she fired it expertly in his directly. "Get out of my apartment!" She screamed at him.

"Please me explain!" Miroku dodged her shoe and raised both of his hand up in surrender.

"Explain this!" Sango cried, grabbing the next nearest thing to her, her suitcase. "Now get out before I have to use this!"

"Um, what do you plan to do with that?" Miroku asked, confused.

Waaaaccccckkkkk! Miroku fell backward onto the sofa again, losing conscious.

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"Nee-chan! Stop! Don't hurt him!" Kohaku screamed. [a little late -.- ;;] He had been changing in his room when he heard the loud bang.

Sango turned around and raised an eyebrow at her brother. "What?" She asked.

"Sister, he's ..." Kohaku explained, pointing to the unconscious Miroku, "my friend."

Sango narrowed her eyes. How can her brother be friends with that pervert? "Just how did you become friends with him anyways?"

Kohaku bit his lips. "He saved me from Naraku's gang."

"Naraku ..." Sango exclaimed as her eyes became dangerous. "I .. going .. to .. hurt .. him!" Sango growled, pulling her fingers into a fist.

"Don't worry big sister! Miroku already settle scores with Naraku for me." Kohaku smiled. "He beat up the entire gang all by himself."

"Really?" Sango asked in disbelief. "He would do that for a stranger?"

Kohaku nodded. "He's the strongest man I've ever met."

Sango looked over at Miroku's unconscious's body. But I didn't even hit him that hard. She thought to herself.

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"Wake up, Miroku-sama! Wake up!" Kohaku screamed into the unconscious man's ear.

Sango smiled at her brother's hopeless attempts and went into the kitchen. Grabbing the dark blue container, Sango smiled to herself. If this doesn't wake him up, nothing else will. She thought smugly.

Sango walked back into the living room and sat down next to Miroku. Using her thumb and index finger, she tilted open his mouth.

"What are you planning to do with that?" Kohaku eyed the bottle of salt nervously.

"Watch carefully. This is how you wake up an unconscious person." Holding his mouth opened, she dumped the salt in and waited.

Miroku gave no reaction. "What?" Sango muttered. "This usually works." Miroku's left eye quivered slightly. Sango leaned in to get a closer look. Suddenly, his head jerked up, crashing into her forehead.

"What's that disgusting taste?" Miroku screamed, spiting it out. He gasped in shock when he notice the distance between him and Sango.

Sango glare angrily at the man. Keeping that dangerous distance between them, she brought her hands up to her face to wipe off his spit.

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Kohaku couldn't believe what he had just witness. Even Kirara looked nervous. Pushing both hands in front of his eyes, Kohaku waited to the violence to began. Poor Miroku! He thought to himself.

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I know I took a long time with this chapter, -.- zzz . Thanks for the 29 reviews on my first 3 chapters! :: YAY! Happy Hippi jumps up and down in joy! :: All of the reviews I've gotten so far are either nice/constructive! Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!

Miroku : Wait, don't go yet! Can I have a word with you Miss. Happi Hippi?

Happi Hippi : Sure, as long as you don't scare away my readers with that question of yours.

Miroku : I was just wondering ... you said there would be romance between me and my lovely Sango in this chapter.

Happy Hippi : Yea ...

Miroku : Then how come I'm in some much pain?

Happi Hippi : What can I say? Love hurts! hehe.

Actually, I couldn't push the romance that fast, but it'll come soon. ^-^ No worry!

See ya next time! Remember to review! It makes me very very very happy! ^-^