Chpt 3.
Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas run across a grassy plain on the search to find Merry and Pippin. Aragorn runs by first with his chest puffed out, followed by Gimli gasping for air.
"Come on Gimli, you need to get in shape!" Aragorn yelled back to him. Gimli grumbled some curse words under his breath and kept running.
Slowly but surely Legolas walks by, crying and wearing Gimli's old boxers on his head. His face is red and puffy from all the crying, his mascara runs down his cheek.
"Will you please just take those off!" snapped Aragorn
"NEVER!!" squealed Legolas
All of a sudden they heard a low rumbling sound and the ground starts to shake.
"Gimli!" cried Aragorn "I told you to lay off the Lembas bread!"
"It's not me!" Gimli cried back
A group of men ridding on their horses circled the Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn. The group of men glared at them for a minute then jumped off their horses. They all wore green tights and they all bulged.
"They stuff themselves you can tell." Gimli whispered to Aragorn
"I didn't want to know that..." Aragorn sighed
The group of men gracefully jumped off their horses, all except one who got his foot caught, waving his hands frantically he then fell off with a thud. The rest of the man glared at him and coughed. The man's eyes went wide and he stood up as fast as he could trying not to make a scene. Gimli and Aragorn had to suppress their giggles, even Legolas gave a slight laugh.
Cleared his throat "We are the riders of Ronnan." Said Eomer
"Why do you were green tights!" Gimli blurted out interrupting
Aragorn snorted and elbowed Gimli hard in the side. Sighed and snapped his fingers twice.
"Alright boys, we need to give these children an introduction the group of men lined up in a line and burst out in song.
"We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies , but watch what you say or else we'll punch out your lights! We're men, men in tights. Always on guard defending the peoples rights!
The Riders of Ronnan form a straight line and start to do the can-can.
We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. YESSS! We roam around the forest looking for fights! We're men, men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's RIGHT! We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we're going to punch out your lights. Always on guard, defending the people's rights. When your in a fix just call for the men in tights! WE'RE BUTCH!
The Riders all bow and jump back on their horses. Legolas claps hysterically, jumping up and down.
"Bravo, bravo!! Encore!!" he cried "That was wonderful!!"
Gimli and Aragorn just stare with their mouths open.
"Right." muttered Aragorn
Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas run across a grassy plain on the search to find Merry and Pippin. Aragorn runs by first with his chest puffed out, followed by Gimli gasping for air.
"Come on Gimli, you need to get in shape!" Aragorn yelled back to him. Gimli grumbled some curse words under his breath and kept running.
Slowly but surely Legolas walks by, crying and wearing Gimli's old boxers on his head. His face is red and puffy from all the crying, his mascara runs down his cheek.
"Will you please just take those off!" snapped Aragorn
"NEVER!!" squealed Legolas
All of a sudden they heard a low rumbling sound and the ground starts to shake.
"Gimli!" cried Aragorn "I told you to lay off the Lembas bread!"
"It's not me!" Gimli cried back
A group of men ridding on their horses circled the Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn. The group of men glared at them for a minute then jumped off their horses. They all wore green tights and they all bulged.
"They stuff themselves you can tell." Gimli whispered to Aragorn
"I didn't want to know that..." Aragorn sighed
The group of men gracefully jumped off their horses, all except one who got his foot caught, waving his hands frantically he then fell off with a thud. The rest of the man glared at him and coughed. The man's eyes went wide and he stood up as fast as he could trying not to make a scene. Gimli and Aragorn had to suppress their giggles, even Legolas gave a slight laugh.
Cleared his throat "We are the riders of Ronnan." Said Eomer
"Why do you were green tights!" Gimli blurted out interrupting
Aragorn snorted and elbowed Gimli hard in the side. Sighed and snapped his fingers twice.
"Alright boys, we need to give these children an introduction the group of men lined up in a line and burst out in song.
"We're men, we're men in tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men, men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right! We may look like sissies , but watch what you say or else we'll punch out your lights! We're men, men in tights. Always on guard defending the peoples rights!
The Riders of Ronnan form a straight line and start to do the can-can.
We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights. YESSS! We roam around the forest looking for fights! We're men, men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's RIGHT! We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we're going to punch out your lights. Always on guard, defending the people's rights. When your in a fix just call for the men in tights! WE'RE BUTCH!
The Riders all bow and jump back on their horses. Legolas claps hysterically, jumping up and down.
"Bravo, bravo!! Encore!!" he cried "That was wonderful!!"
Gimli and Aragorn just stare with their mouths open.
"Right." muttered Aragorn