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hyper katana 49737
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K-Chan: hello! I know you are all wondering how I came up with this idea, right? *laughs* Well to tell the truth, I really have no idea.
Sab: *running around in circles* Save me K-Chan! Save me from this evil thing!
Kuro: *hearts in eyes* I love you Sab!
Sab: AHHHHHHH!
K-Chan: *sweat drop* Uh, just ignore them. Kuro has been stalking Sab for a while, and just found out where we live, so you know. *reaches out and shoves Kuro in a duffle bag*
Sab: Ahem. Thank you k-Chan. Anyways, K-Chan and I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. She only owns one manga of the series. Please review.
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Chapter One: The Calling
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Yusuke sat in his living room, feet slung over the arm of the sofa. Koenma was due to be here any minute now. He was supposed to be giving the team their next mission. However, not everyone was as patient as Kurama, who was busily reading a book.
"Why are we still here, Urameshi? Eikichi is at home, and she needs my loving care! Kuwabara shouted at the laid back detective.
Hiei glanced over from his seat on the windowsill. "Will you shut up? I'm sure your moronic cat will be glad to be rid of you."
"What did you say shrimp?!"
"I said that your mor-"
Yusuke butted in before his house was fried to a crisp from a certain black dragon. "Hey, cut it out. Junior will be here any moment. He probably just had to get his diaper changed."
"I heard that Yusuke." Enma Jr. said appearing out of nowhere. "Are the lot of you ready to hear the details of your next mission?" Met by three sets of cold stares and one book, Koenma continued. "This may as well be your hardest mission yet. You will need all of you cunning, and every once of intellect you have."
"But the tall one doesn't have any." Hiei said interrupting.
"What did you say!?"
Kurama lowered his book and eyed the two fighters. "Now, now boys. Behave."
The prince continued. "You will be working undercover and infiltrating the headquarters of their operation. Your mission is to find out what evil plan their corporation is planning. The very fate of all three worlds may be in your hands. I leave everything to you. I'm sure you will do very well against these corruption businessmen. Fight well men. Oh, and also, I already have one of our less experienced detectives already there. Meet with him and he will give you the rest of the details of the mission."
"What does this detective look like?" Kuwabara said staring at the royal infant.
"He is a bat demon. But he'll be in a human form. You'll know who he is when you see him." Koenma waved his hand and a portal appeared. "Go through this, and you will be at the site of you're mission. Boton will communicate with you with the Communication Mirrors when you get there. Good luck. You'll need it."
With this, Kurama put down his book, and joined the others as they all jumped through the portal.
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Yusuke blinked his eyes. His head hurt, a lot. Standing up and rubbing his head, he saw something very peculiar. He saw a young man with white hair in a fetal position rocking himself back and forth. The man was young, probably in his late teens and was wearing a headband with bunny ears attached to it. As Yusuke approached, he heard the man say, "This is a dream. This isn't real. K-Chan wouldn't put me through such suffering. She wouldn't do this. This is a dream. This isn't real. "
Looking around, everyone's favorite detective saw Hiei, Kurama and Kuwabara all still out cold. He slowly put his hand on the man's shoulder, and said, "Uh, are the guy that Koenma sent for us to meet?" the man looked up and Yusuke saw the hate in his eyes.
"Koenma? The one who sent me to this piece of hell on earth? Oh yeah. He's the one." standing up he put his hand out for Yusuke to shake. "My name is Sab. Like the German car manufacturing company less one a. you must be Yusuke Urameshi. Welcome to your mission for the next nine months. You will be training with me and the rest of your team at a-," Sab gulped, "-a Dell manufacturing plant."
Yusuke fell down unconscious from pure shock.
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K-Chan: How is it? Come on, you can tell me. I have high hopes for this story. Even my non-anime obsessing mother said that the plot sounded funny. Flames are welcome.
Sab: Yes please review. Otherwise, she'll set Kuro on me!
Kuro: How did I get out of the duffle bag? *looks around* SAB! I LOVE YOU!!
Sab: AHHHHHH!
K-Chan: I need to get that bag fixed.
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= hyper katana 49737 =
hyper katana 49737
* ~ * ~ *
K-Chan: hello! I know you are all wondering how I came up with this idea, right? *laughs* Well to tell the truth, I really have no idea.
Sab: *running around in circles* Save me K-Chan! Save me from this evil thing!
Kuro: *hearts in eyes* I love you Sab!
Sab: AHHHHHHH!
K-Chan: *sweat drop* Uh, just ignore them. Kuro has been stalking Sab for a while, and just found out where we live, so you know. *reaches out and shoves Kuro in a duffle bag*
Sab: Ahem. Thank you k-Chan. Anyways, K-Chan and I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. She only owns one manga of the series. Please review.
* ~ * ~ *
Chapter One: The Calling
* ~ * ~ *
Yusuke sat in his living room, feet slung over the arm of the sofa. Koenma was due to be here any minute now. He was supposed to be giving the team their next mission. However, not everyone was as patient as Kurama, who was busily reading a book.
"Why are we still here, Urameshi? Eikichi is at home, and she needs my loving care! Kuwabara shouted at the laid back detective.
Hiei glanced over from his seat on the windowsill. "Will you shut up? I'm sure your moronic cat will be glad to be rid of you."
"What did you say shrimp?!"
"I said that your mor-"
Yusuke butted in before his house was fried to a crisp from a certain black dragon. "Hey, cut it out. Junior will be here any moment. He probably just had to get his diaper changed."
"I heard that Yusuke." Enma Jr. said appearing out of nowhere. "Are the lot of you ready to hear the details of your next mission?" Met by three sets of cold stares and one book, Koenma continued. "This may as well be your hardest mission yet. You will need all of you cunning, and every once of intellect you have."
"But the tall one doesn't have any." Hiei said interrupting.
"What did you say!?"
Kurama lowered his book and eyed the two fighters. "Now, now boys. Behave."
The prince continued. "You will be working undercover and infiltrating the headquarters of their operation. Your mission is to find out what evil plan their corporation is planning. The very fate of all three worlds may be in your hands. I leave everything to you. I'm sure you will do very well against these corruption businessmen. Fight well men. Oh, and also, I already have one of our less experienced detectives already there. Meet with him and he will give you the rest of the details of the mission."
"What does this detective look like?" Kuwabara said staring at the royal infant.
"He is a bat demon. But he'll be in a human form. You'll know who he is when you see him." Koenma waved his hand and a portal appeared. "Go through this, and you will be at the site of you're mission. Boton will communicate with you with the Communication Mirrors when you get there. Good luck. You'll need it."
With this, Kurama put down his book, and joined the others as they all jumped through the portal.
* ~ * ~ *
Yusuke blinked his eyes. His head hurt, a lot. Standing up and rubbing his head, he saw something very peculiar. He saw a young man with white hair in a fetal position rocking himself back and forth. The man was young, probably in his late teens and was wearing a headband with bunny ears attached to it. As Yusuke approached, he heard the man say, "This is a dream. This isn't real. K-Chan wouldn't put me through such suffering. She wouldn't do this. This is a dream. This isn't real. "
Looking around, everyone's favorite detective saw Hiei, Kurama and Kuwabara all still out cold. He slowly put his hand on the man's shoulder, and said, "Uh, are the guy that Koenma sent for us to meet?" the man looked up and Yusuke saw the hate in his eyes.
"Koenma? The one who sent me to this piece of hell on earth? Oh yeah. He's the one." standing up he put his hand out for Yusuke to shake. "My name is Sab. Like the German car manufacturing company less one a. you must be Yusuke Urameshi. Welcome to your mission for the next nine months. You will be training with me and the rest of your team at a-," Sab gulped, "-a Dell manufacturing plant."
Yusuke fell down unconscious from pure shock.
* ~ * ~ *
K-Chan: How is it? Come on, you can tell me. I have high hopes for this story. Even my non-anime obsessing mother said that the plot sounded funny. Flames are welcome.
Sab: Yes please review. Otherwise, she'll set Kuro on me!
Kuro: How did I get out of the duffle bag? *looks around* SAB! I LOVE YOU!!
Sab: AHHHHHH!
K-Chan: I need to get that bag fixed.
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