You know the deal

*****

Elizabeth wakes up to find herself a young adult. She looks down at her body.

"The hell?"

Last thing she knew she was 10 and making out with an alien..I mean..meeting someone new. She heard a noise. It was glass breaking. She lookes at her window. A huge green apple flew through the window. A note was attatched: "D00d, w3 c0m3 1n p33c3! 0h, w417, NM." -Barbossa.

"Nice." She threw it out the window. Not a second later, she heard a cat screeching. "Whoops."

But, all of a sudden, some teenage girl (named Adrienne) came into Elizabeth's room running, singing some song. Elizabeth tried to cover her much-revealed self with sheets as the girl continues to sing: "I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I dont think you're ready for this jelly.." as she jumps out the window, and you also hear a cat screech.

"The hell?" Elizabeth questions again. Then her father busts the door open.

She grabs the family dog that appears only once and holds him in front of her lower torso to block the view of the underwear she had put on.

"Yo my daughter, listen to me speak. You gotta go and change so your clothes don't reek. I got you some new shoes, so take the stage. Cause when you're in London, they're all the rage!"

She goes behind the dressing wall where she opens the box. There are black low top converses. The maids help her get them on. After about a half hour,

"Daddy, I think these shoes are..too big."

She walks out from behind the dressing wall with the tips of her shoes coming out so when she walks she trips right on her face.

"The women in London must have gigantic feet. Or incredible balance." Elizabeth mirked.

"Well my child, do not fret. You will find these useful, don't forget." Mr. Swann..excuse me, Swanny P., replied. A strange guy who makes an appearance only once barged in.

"Governor, there's someone to see you." he informed.

"Look at that, what do you know? Swanny P. has got to go. Catch ya, kid, on the flip side. Cause to the ceremony, I am your ride." He leaves the room and goes downstairs.

She looked in a mirror to try to get used to her new shoes.

"I'm never gonna get used to these." she thought to herself.

***

Will faced 'Swanny P.' and gave him a box.

"Open it, sir." he suggested. 'Swanny P.' opened the box and moved the tissue paper to find a yo-yo.

"Thanks young man, you're so nice. But whatever shall I do with this device?"

Will showed him how to use it. He slipped his finger through the hole and jerked the yo-yo.

"See. Perfectly balanced." Will explained.

"Willie boy, you're so great. You made this for me, for this special date."

Will raised an eyebrow.

"Sure.."

Just then Elizabeth walked down the stairs, trying with all her might to keep her balance, but on the second step down, she tripped over the toe of one of the shoes! She tumbled down the stairs and opened her eyes to a handsome, yet slightly greenish character.

"Dayummm" Her father exclaimed. "Look at you! You's some hot shiz! Too bad I fathered you, my dear Liz."

Elizabeth gets a little weirded out.

"I might have to agree with your father, Elizabeth. Minus the..fathered part. You do look exquisite."

"Will, I had a dream about you last night." Elizabeth said seductively.

"Really?" Will reacts with suprise.

"Wait a minute, hold it, child. Something like this could be way too wild." Her father butted in.

"It was about you and me skipped town and went to all the bars and casinos and had a grand ol' time. We spent lots of money but lost it all and on our last shilling, we got rich! Then we got drunk in a bar and made out. Wouldn't it have been wild if it weren't just a dream?" Elizabeth said seductively.

"Of course, Elizabeth." Will replied.

"How many times must I ask you to call me Slut?" Elizabeth questioned angrily.

"At least once more. Like always." Will replied.