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hyper katana 49737
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K-Chan: Hello everyone! I'm sure everyone missed me right?
*crickets chirp*
K-Chan: never mind.. But I'm back, so now all of you will have to continue reading my fic, right?
*crickets chirp*
K-Chan: *mumble* Forget it. Anyway, I haven't updated in a while because-
Sab: You were too lazy. And you went to the anime con in Virgin India.
K-Chan: Uh, what he said. (Just so you know, Virgin India is Virginia. Inside joke.)
Sab: And why did you put me in your fic? Isn't it bad enough I had to be shoved in your purse the entire way back from Virgin India?
K-Chan: I put you in the fic, because you didn't protect me when Neko-chan was hitting me on the head with wrapping paper. And just do the disclaimer, for crying out loud.
Sab: *mumble* stupid dragon.. Katana-Chan and I do not own anything relating to Yu Yu Hakusho, Dell or Sprite, except one Yu Yu Hakusho manga, and Yu Yu Hakusho baseball cap.
K-Chan: just so you know, whenever you see this: ## it means an authoress note. Now on with the ficcy!
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Chapter Two: Mission
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When Yusuke opened his eyes, he gave a sigh in relief. It was only a dream. He wasn't going to work at a Dell plant, and there was no bat demon wearing bunny ears. It was all just a dream. His relief was disrupted when a green eyed young man wearing bunny ears stuck his head in front of Yusuke's face.
"Good! You're awake! We were beginning to think we'd lost you. You've been unconscious for about two hours. I was beginning to get worried." The bunny eared teen said to the detective.
Yusuke's eyes widened in horror as he realized, that this was no dream. This was real. Standing up with a jolt, Yusuke looked around, seeing Hiei sitting calmly on the couch drinking what appeared to be a two liter bottle of Sprite.
## Everyone always has Hiei drinking Vanilla Coke, or Pepsi. What about Sprite? ##
Kuwabara was staring intently on a picture on Sab's desk, and Kurama was sitting at the desk reading a computer manual. "Wh-Where am I," the Detective asked.
"You're in the dorm room. Mine to be exact. And as you can see, your friends are here too." Sab said helping Yusuke to his feet.
Yusuke rubbed the back of his head. This was really getting confusing. As he opened his mouth to speak, Kuwabara beat him to it. "So who is this girl in this photo?" the redhead asked holding up the frame he had been staring at.
Sab blushed a deep shade of crimson, and muttered under his breath, "Uh, that would be K-Chan."
## Sab: I do not mutter!!!
K-Chan: yes you do. I wonder what happens if you put a Girl Scout Cookie in the microwave. *walks into the kitchen holding a box of Thin Mints*
Sab: That was extremely random. ##
At that moment, a beautiful young woman, wearing a black satin robe, walked in to the room. Sab picked her up, and carried her in to the bedroom where he proceeded to-
##K-Chan: *walks in from kitchen with singed eyebrows and smelling like burnt chocolate* HEY! Who wrote that?
Sab: *whistles*
K-Chan: *shoves Sab into a duffle bag.* Just ignore that last part. ##
Sab walked over to Kuwabara and grabbed the picture frame from his hands and held it protectively to his chest. Yusuke now opened his mouth to speak. "Who is this K-Chan?"
If even possible, Sab blushed an even deeper shade of red. "S-She's sorta, kinda, my almost girlfriend."
"But weren't you talking about her when I first saw you?"
The bat demon fiddled with the picture frame before replying. "Yeah, well. She's the one who signed me up to be a Spirit Detective. She said I needed to get out more."
Yusuke shook his head and replied, "Never mind. Just tell us about our mission, so we can get out of this piece of Makai on earth, and get home. Koenma didn't tell us anything."
Kurama stood up and walked over to where the two detectives were standing. Kuwabara followed. Hiei just sat on the couch and continued drinking his Sprite. Sab placed the picture frame on a table before beginning to talk. "The mission is simple," Sab started, "we'll be working at a Dell Manufacturing company trying to find out their plans. We've discovered a large mass of spirit energy coming from their buildings on a regular basis. Our job is to discover why, and stop it if at all possible. We'll be working here for nine months. If we don't succeed in that amount of time, then Koenma will just have all Dell buildings destroyed; with us still inside. This will be a fight for our lives. Get it?"
Sab looked up to be met by three pairs of eyes large in horror. That was the last thing he saw for three days, because he was then hit on the head by an empty Sprite bottle.
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K-Chan: so how'd you like it? Just ignore that part in the middle. I left the room to go see what happens if you put a Thin Mint in the microwave. And Sab got control of the keyboard. You see the results.
Sab: And I would've gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
K-Chan: *sweat drop* Uh. Yeah. And for future reference, do not put thin mints in the microwave. Your entire house starts to smell like burnt chocolate, and, well, it's not a pretty sight. And I do not own The Girl Scouts of America, nor Scooby Doo. Please review!
Sab: Scooby Dooby Doo! 'Rab 'rez to reriew!
K-Chan: Again with the randomness. *opens duffle bag and pulls out Scooby Doo cheese snacks* Um.. Okay. Anyway, review!
hyper katana 49737
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K-Chan: Hello everyone! I'm sure everyone missed me right?
*crickets chirp*
K-Chan: never mind.. But I'm back, so now all of you will have to continue reading my fic, right?
*crickets chirp*
K-Chan: *mumble* Forget it. Anyway, I haven't updated in a while because-
Sab: You were too lazy. And you went to the anime con in Virgin India.
K-Chan: Uh, what he said. (Just so you know, Virgin India is Virginia. Inside joke.)
Sab: And why did you put me in your fic? Isn't it bad enough I had to be shoved in your purse the entire way back from Virgin India?
K-Chan: I put you in the fic, because you didn't protect me when Neko-chan was hitting me on the head with wrapping paper. And just do the disclaimer, for crying out loud.
Sab: *mumble* stupid dragon.. Katana-Chan and I do not own anything relating to Yu Yu Hakusho, Dell or Sprite, except one Yu Yu Hakusho manga, and Yu Yu Hakusho baseball cap.
K-Chan: just so you know, whenever you see this: ## it means an authoress note. Now on with the ficcy!
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Chapter Two: Mission
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When Yusuke opened his eyes, he gave a sigh in relief. It was only a dream. He wasn't going to work at a Dell plant, and there was no bat demon wearing bunny ears. It was all just a dream. His relief was disrupted when a green eyed young man wearing bunny ears stuck his head in front of Yusuke's face.
"Good! You're awake! We were beginning to think we'd lost you. You've been unconscious for about two hours. I was beginning to get worried." The bunny eared teen said to the detective.
Yusuke's eyes widened in horror as he realized, that this was no dream. This was real. Standing up with a jolt, Yusuke looked around, seeing Hiei sitting calmly on the couch drinking what appeared to be a two liter bottle of Sprite.
## Everyone always has Hiei drinking Vanilla Coke, or Pepsi. What about Sprite? ##
Kuwabara was staring intently on a picture on Sab's desk, and Kurama was sitting at the desk reading a computer manual. "Wh-Where am I," the Detective asked.
"You're in the dorm room. Mine to be exact. And as you can see, your friends are here too." Sab said helping Yusuke to his feet.
Yusuke rubbed the back of his head. This was really getting confusing. As he opened his mouth to speak, Kuwabara beat him to it. "So who is this girl in this photo?" the redhead asked holding up the frame he had been staring at.
Sab blushed a deep shade of crimson, and muttered under his breath, "Uh, that would be K-Chan."
## Sab: I do not mutter!!!
K-Chan: yes you do. I wonder what happens if you put a Girl Scout Cookie in the microwave. *walks into the kitchen holding a box of Thin Mints*
Sab: That was extremely random. ##
At that moment, a beautiful young woman, wearing a black satin robe, walked in to the room. Sab picked her up, and carried her in to the bedroom where he proceeded to-
##K-Chan: *walks in from kitchen with singed eyebrows and smelling like burnt chocolate* HEY! Who wrote that?
Sab: *whistles*
K-Chan: *shoves Sab into a duffle bag.* Just ignore that last part. ##
Sab walked over to Kuwabara and grabbed the picture frame from his hands and held it protectively to his chest. Yusuke now opened his mouth to speak. "Who is this K-Chan?"
If even possible, Sab blushed an even deeper shade of red. "S-She's sorta, kinda, my almost girlfriend."
"But weren't you talking about her when I first saw you?"
The bat demon fiddled with the picture frame before replying. "Yeah, well. She's the one who signed me up to be a Spirit Detective. She said I needed to get out more."
Yusuke shook his head and replied, "Never mind. Just tell us about our mission, so we can get out of this piece of Makai on earth, and get home. Koenma didn't tell us anything."
Kurama stood up and walked over to where the two detectives were standing. Kuwabara followed. Hiei just sat on the couch and continued drinking his Sprite. Sab placed the picture frame on a table before beginning to talk. "The mission is simple," Sab started, "we'll be working at a Dell Manufacturing company trying to find out their plans. We've discovered a large mass of spirit energy coming from their buildings on a regular basis. Our job is to discover why, and stop it if at all possible. We'll be working here for nine months. If we don't succeed in that amount of time, then Koenma will just have all Dell buildings destroyed; with us still inside. This will be a fight for our lives. Get it?"
Sab looked up to be met by three pairs of eyes large in horror. That was the last thing he saw for three days, because he was then hit on the head by an empty Sprite bottle.
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K-Chan: so how'd you like it? Just ignore that part in the middle. I left the room to go see what happens if you put a Thin Mint in the microwave. And Sab got control of the keyboard. You see the results.
Sab: And I would've gotten away with it to, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
K-Chan: *sweat drop* Uh. Yeah. And for future reference, do not put thin mints in the microwave. Your entire house starts to smell like burnt chocolate, and, well, it's not a pretty sight. And I do not own The Girl Scouts of America, nor Scooby Doo. Please review!
Sab: Scooby Dooby Doo! 'Rab 'rez to reriew!
K-Chan: Again with the randomness. *opens duffle bag and pulls out Scooby Doo cheese snacks* Um.. Okay. Anyway, review!