Camera shoots 4 pirate skeletons still clad in their clothes. One's arm is positioned in the waving position. One's holding a sign saying "I survived Port Royal!" One's legs are posotioned as if he died riverdancing (A/N: as you may have noticed, I find great humor in riverdance.), and the last is hanging by it's feet as if it were either trying to escape or if they were drunk and walked on his hands rather than his feet. There's a fifth area for another skeleton where there is a sign saying: "If you are a pirate, don't enter here. Especially if your name is Jack Sparrow."

"It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow." A voice corrected. We see that this voice belonged to, well, Captain Jack Sparrow. He steps on a lever labeled: Pirates: step on this to stop the boat and park perfectly. The floor where he was standing ejected and threw him onto the port. He got up and in front of his face was a sign that read: PORT ABELLA you are here. And it had a little star right where he was.

"Wow..how did they KNOW that??" He asked to himself. The harbormaster comes up to him.

"It's a dollar..I mean shilling to park here. Still gotta get used to this whole..pirate thing. Oh, and I need a name." the harbormaster informed Jack.

"How about I give you three shillings and we forget the name?" Jack asked.

"K. Welcome to Port Abella, Mr. Smith."

The ceremony is occuring. Jack hears clapping. Elizabeth looks sick. Jack gets on a ship and holds the wheel. He feels so at peace whilst doing this, he suddenly broke out in song.

"I like to sing-a. About the moon-a and the June-a and the spiring-a. I like to sing-a about a sky of blue and a tea for two.."

Then two guards came up.

"Hi my name is Murtogg."

"My name is Mullroy."

"Well hello" Jack replies and dances to himself.

"This dock is off limits to people who look like you." Murtogg informed.

"Oh sorry." Jack puts on one of those glasses with the big nose and a moustache and goes back to steering.

"Hello, who are you?" Mullroy asked, oblivious to the fact that this was someone else.

"Um, Bob?" Jack responded.

"K."

"You idiot, Mullroy. It's the same guy. You aren't allowed up there. Get down here!"

"So..you guys upset that you weren't invited to the who-doo up at the fort, eh?" Jack asks. Mullroy starts to cry a little bit.

"Yes.." He hugs Murtogg and starts to cry on his shoulder.

"It's gonna be okay, Mully." Murtogg reassured him. "He's a little sensitive."

"Alright..then.." Jack replied, somewhat confused.

"Anyways, this ship has a built in pirate detector when it turns on. Captain Norrington is going to use it to destroy all the pirates. Oh, this will be fun."

Mullroy gets up from Murtogg's shoulder with no evidence as to have been crying.

"Commodore."

He puts his head back on Murtogg's shoulder and starts to bawl again.

"Right, Commodore Norrington." Murtogg corrects.

"Anyways, so this idea COMMODORE has for this boat is a fine goal. But the Hauntless makes this boat seem a wee bit superfluous." Jack stated. Murtogg and Mullroy both take out their guns and shoot at Jack.

"Ship!"

"Besides. No other boat, including the Hauntless is THIS fast." Murtogg informed.

"Really, now? I've heard of a ship that's supposed to be pretty fast..nigh uncatchable. The Black Apollo? Granted, it's a SPACEship and won't be invented for another 300 years.."

"HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHA. I'm talking this is the fastest REAL ship." Mullroy scoffs.

"What are you talking about? The Black Apollo is real." Mortogg argued.

"Have you seen it?"

"Yes."

"No you haven't."

They argue for the next 45 minutes. They ended argument with no winner and just a couple of confused men.

"What is your name, anywho?" Murtogg asks.

"Um, Bob?" Jack replies.

"So what 'cha doin, Bob?" Mullroy asks.

"I'm a pirate and I'm gonna rob you all and kill you and then go to Tortuga, pick up some pirates and do more pirating."

Murtogg pulls out his gun again and shoots at Jack. "No lies, I said!"

Mullroy pulls out his gun and shoots at Murtogg. "I don't think hes lying!"

They argue for a half hour about this.

"Unless he knew you guys were dumbasses and wouldn't beleive the truth." Jack interrupted.

Murtogg and Mullroy consider this.




A/N: I am aware that I may have some scenes out of order.