Everyone looks to the southeast. They see a young pirate girl.

Norrington arms himself..in the wrong direction. The pirate girl stops running.

"Aye, I be Captain Cheesehead an' I shall be saving ye fellow pirate."

She explained to Jack as she ran towards him and started to untie the

sausages..by eating them. This made Norry mad, so he kicked her into the

water. She wasn't ready to submerge yet, so she gasped while falling,

filling her lungs up with water. She drowns.

"Bummer." Elizabeth mourns.

"She was hot." Jack stated. "Too bad necrophilia's outlawed."

Everyone stared at him.

"On with the..pirating thing?" Jack tried to get off the subject.

"Oh yeah, yeah," Everyone mumbled as they resumed position. Jack looks

in the water every now and then. "That sucks." He says to himself.

It takes a lot of sausage to tie jack up, as Commodore Norrington has

found sausage to be a delecious snack and had been munching on the

links. Elizabeth whips out a fly swatter and swats Norry on the head. "Stop

it now!"

After Jack has finally been tied up, some of the men come forth armed

with their rifles. Out of desperation, jack thinks of a diversion. He

points behind the men.

"Look! A blimp!"

Everyone looks in the direction of where Jack's pointing. "BLIMP?!?!"

When they are not looking, Jack wraps the sausage link chain around

Elizabeth's neck, using her as a sheild. They finally realise that there

is no blimp and turn around.

"Damn..there was no bli...ELIZABETH!" They are shocked to see Elizabeth

blocking Jack.

"DAMNIT! We gotta stop falling for that one," One of the gunmen

complained.

"Give me my stuff." Jack demanded. He, for once, felt in charge.

Mullroy hands the stuff to Norrington, who hands it back to Mullroy.

"No, idiot, not back to me, give the stuff to Jack!"

"Ohh.." Norry replied. "Wait, who's Jack?"

Blah blah Elizabeth put's Jack's belt on him, he backs up..

"You guys will always remember this as the day you almost caught

Capt..aaaiiiinnnnnn...."

Jack falls into the water and lands next to a nudist.

"Hey!" She slapps him.

"BERTHA? Oh, I difinately deserved that one.." He swims away and gets

on boat after boat until he's out of sight.

"Are you okay, whore?" Norry asks her.

"Just..fine." She glares.

"Elizabeth, it's getting a little nippy. Take my coat..don't mind the

zippy...zipper" her father suggests.

"Thank you, father, for the gesture, but..It sux0r. It's a total

fashion statement."

"Fasho"

Little elves in packs come by on the ground..like fog. The men nod to

eachother; it's time to move on. Jack watches from under the docks,

still clad in sausages.

***

Jack sneaks into a toy store slash Star Wars convention place. The

place looks barren, but it's light and many colorful toys are around. There

is a dark corner, however, around the door with a bright neon sign

saying 'STAR WARS GEEKS.' But there lies a man clad in Darth Vader apparrel

with his belly poking out of costume. Sleeping. Jack kicks him in the

face. Darth, takes the sausage links from around Jack's wrists and eats

them. While sleeping.

"How convenient." Jack mumbles.

He goes to the yo-yo section. He takes one and starts doing all kinds

of tricks. He was a yo-yo champ in his youth, you know. But all of a

sudden, Jack hears the door knob turn, so he looks for a place to hide. He

dives into a space labeled, "Jack Sparrow, Pirate, hide here." Then you

hear a faint, 'It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."

Will enters. He goes straight to the yo-yo section for he, too, has a

yo-yo fetish. He goes to grab his favorite to notice it gone. He looks

all around him on the verge of tears to find it on the floor next to

Jack's hideout. He goes to pick it up...

"That's not where I left you."

...when he feels a slap on his arm. A light saber cut through Will's

flesh and through the bone-like matter tearing it off.

"AAAAHHHHHH" He yells out a girlish scream. "Huh, oh, yeah.." He lifts

up his sleeve remnants and watches the arm grow back. "Lalala"

He and the pirate's eyes meet. Jack jumps out of the pit and backs Will

to the door.

"You're the one they're hunting..the PIRATE!"

"Yep"

"K"

Will assumes an en garde position. Jack does the same, but becomes

unhappy when he realises Will knows what he's doing. They start the fight.

Yo-yos here, yo-yos there. Walk the dog, Cat's cradle, you name it.

"You know what you're doing." Jack informs.

They turn in circles to face the exact opposite positions they were in

earlier. Jack is now by the door. He goes to reach for the handle to

get out, but Will 'Shoots The Moon.' The yo-yo ties itself around the

knobs. Jack tries to open the door, but has no luck. He tries to untie the

string, but, again, no luck. He turns around to face Will.

"Again, you are standing between me and my way out. And without a

weapon." Jack explains.

Will picks up a new yo-yo from the stand behind him (how convenient)

and they duel again. Jack notices the toy store/Star Wars Convention

Meeting Place is no ordinary toy store/Star Wars Convention Meeting Place,

it's a YO-YO STORE/Star Wars Convention Meeting Place.

"Who MAKES all these??" Jack asks.

"I do." Will replies. "And I practice with them at least 12 hours a

day."

"You've GOT to get yourself a bitch."

"Yeah, I know..but guys like me can't.."

"Why not?

"Because..because.." Will starts to tear up. "I'm a eunuch."

"Aw, poor guy." Jack reinstates. Jack takes his arm around Will's nack

and sets him and himself down on a platform and talk it all out.

"Why, there have been MANY famous eunuchs!" Jack finishes.

"Really?!" Will's eyes widen.

"Yeah..like..um..Blackbeard!"

"WOW!"

"And..erm..Captain Kidd..Oh, and Bootleg Bill!"

"Neat-o! So there were a lot of eunuchs, LIKE ME!"

"uh..yeah." They go to hug, as sailors fill the room.

"Thank you, strange, green, elf-man, for the capture of a vicious

primate." One stated to Will. Another soldier whispers in his ear. "Hm? Oh,

I mean pirate, not primate." They grab Jack by the ear and drag him

outside and give him two paddles on the rump.

"What do you think you're doing, influencing this young boy?!" Another

sailor interrogated.

"I..dunno." Jack responded.

"I beleive you will remember this as the day.." Norrington drools. Jack

snaps his fingers in front of Norry's face. "..that Captain Jack

Springer almost escaped."

"Eh, that's a little closer. Work on SPARROW next time, Einstein." Jack

corrected.