(They find shelter at nearby Obiwan Kenobi's Steak House. C3PO is outside talking to a band of teletubby sand people as they beat his plated body)
C3PO: You know I don't know, or frankly care, what the heck you're saying
R2: *fighting off the sand people* *beep boop* (why do I even care?) *self destructs taking out the sand people and all but C3PO's head*
C3PO's head: *sees a sign for Obiwan Kenobi's steak house: buy one 16 oz. steak, get a free mango juice* mmm… mango juice (Starts drooling)
*R2's tazer conveniently lands next to C3PO's head* *from a distance a loud zapping is heard*
(The Reincarnation Sat suddenly blast at tatoo. the dead are reaised and R2 gets put together. Unfortunately, C3PO is reconstructed due to R2's bad Karma)
R2: *bep* (Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) *passes out*
(C3PO picks up R2 and brings him into the steak house)
C3PO: Yeah, I would like a 16 oz. steak…and don't forget my FREE mango juice
OB1: (yells) hey, aren't you the droids sent from the S.S. Pizza on a mission of great importance?
R2: *beep* (yeah, something like that)
C3PO: You fool! I told you not to tell anyone about killing that looser Skywalker
OB1: (yelling) why on Tatoo would you kill uncle Skywalker?
C3PO: *order arrives* Mmm… mango juice *starts drooling*
R2: *zap*
C3PO: Oh yeah, sorry, got a little distracted there. I really love mango juice…mmm…mango juice *starts drooling*
R2: *zap*
C3PO: Sorry, but I really love-
R2: *zap*
C3PO: Sorry-
R2: *zap*
C3PO: WOULD YOU STOP!!
R2: … *zap*
C3PO: Anyway, we never killed the good kind uncle… just the starving idiot kid.
OB1: (Still yelling) Well that's good! (To Han Solo (Tspinner (now refered to as T))) Hey, T-man, guess who killed that bratty kid we hate!
T: Who Boss?
OB1: These crazy talking droids
(Tspinner sits down beside C3PO and R2 and his Wookie friend lays down under the table)
T: Hey. The name's Tspinner, but you can call me whatever you want and by the way, thanks for killing Skywalker
C3PO: Fine, I think I'll call you Jeskforenheimervladedward IV. I made it up myself
R2: *zap*
C3PO: Fine, I'll call you Ed for short
R2: *Boop* (how bout Mr.Sleepypants?)
C3PO: Fine, we'll just call you "T"
T: That's Mr. T to you! you guys wanna see my millennium edition falcon that my pet Wookie built?
Wookie: Rahrrr
T: Fine, that John built
C3PO: I'm not sure that's such a good idea
R2: *beop* (for once, I agree with you)
C3PO: Then it's settled, we'll go
R2: *beep* (maybe I should just stop talking)
(The four of them walk into the garage next door and find Patrick playing in the cockpit)
