In the sky, getting bigger and bigger..or is it just getting closer?

Anyways, there is a black cylendar object. It has a white moon on it.

Aye, the Black Apollo is making way to Port Abella. WOAH WHATS THIS

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO..THE BLACK APOLLO IS CRASHING INTO THE PORT NOOO AHHHHH.

**IN THE SWANN HOUSE**

The maid takes a bedpan out of the closet and puts it under the

mattresses. You hear a ting, ting, drip, drip. "Ahhhh"

"Thank you, woman-servent." Elizabeth nods to the maid.

The maid runs out of the room. Elizabeth laughs manically, rubbing her

hands together. "Hahahaha..OW! MY CALLUS!"

She stops laughing and decides to play on her new Playstation 8357297,

toying with the underwear every now and then. The light from the candle

starts to dim.

"CRAP! Woman-servant!" Elizabeth cries.

The maid runs up the stairs, and out of breath she replies with a gasp

and gritting her teeth, "What is it, PRINCESS?"

"Ugh, the candle went out."

The maid glares at Elizabeth, not taking her eyes off her as she raises

her hand a bit and flips on the light switch.

"There, happy?"

"Yes." Elizabeth goes back to playing her game.

***

Jailhouse.

A sliver of cheese is guarding a ring of keys on the opposite side of

the room as the prisoners, who try to coax the cheese to bring over the

keys. "Come on, boy, COME ON!"

"You know, that cheese is not going to come if you coax it like that."

Jack informs from a cell all by himself.

"Well we ain..you know what, you're right." They all stop yelling and

hang their heads in shame.

"That's better."

***

An enormous feather hangs from a machine in the courtyard. Norrington

and Mr. Swann walk along the far wall.

"Nor-ring-ton, my daughter's upset. You didn't ask her to wed you, I

bet." 'Swanny P.' felt concerned.

"Well I, uhhhh...wait. What?" Norrington replied.

"Nevahmind."

In the distance there's a loud BOOM. Norrington looks around

frantically. He pees his pants.

**

"Ar what be that noise?" Jack asks from his cell.

All of a sudden, the spirit of the female pirate mentioned earlier that

drowned appeared.

"Jack, those are helmet bombs. They are form the Black Apollo. They

will blow up Port Abella." She answers.

"CAPTAIN Jack, savvy? And thank you." He answers. "Now to get out of

here."

When all of a sudden, a helmet bomb blasts through the wall of the

jail.

"How convenient." Jack crawls through to freedom.

**

In the Toy store/Star Wars Convention Place. Will grabs a Nerf gun and

a yo-yo. And another yo-yo. And a watergun. Will presses the

'Wheelchair Accessable' button on the wall to open the double doors.

"Hehe, every time it does that, I get chills up and down my spine!" He

giggled to himself.

The first thing he saw was a woman. She was being chased back and forth

across the doorway by a no-limbed pirate/alien. He found this amusing

and grabbed a chair and some popcorn. He realises this is a bad

situation, so he gets out his Nerf and shoots at the pirate/alien. The

styrofoam dart hits him in the forehead and he falls instantly and dies.

Will jerked his head towards the sky and flew his arms up. He laughed

menacingly as lightning strikes and black clouds float by. He comes back

to reality and the sky clears up.

"Well, that was fun." He walked off whistling, twirling his yo-yo.

**

Helmet bombs continue to hit Port Abella, as they decide to fire back.

Cheese. They fire cheese at the space ship.

"GOVERNOR! Barricade yourself in your.." Norry was about to say

something intellegent, when a peice of chese caught his eye. He flailed to try

to chase it.

"Hey..that's the closest we've gotten for Norrington to say something

smart." Governor Swann observed. "OMG, I'M NOT RAPPING! NNNOOOOOO, dog."

**

In the Swann house.

Elizabeth is in her bedroom reading the latest 'Daughter of Lame

Rapping Fathers' magazine. All of a sudden PIRATE/ALIENS INVADE HER HOUSE!

They kill a few men here and there about the house.

"Eh, they were about to get fired anyways.." Elizabeth sighed. "Oh,

this is where I run and get scared.."

She flails to her door and shuts it when she hears footsteps coming up

the stairs.

"Hey, slut. They've come to get you. The daughter of the governor would

be very valuable." The maid says.

"Hm. You're right, womanservent." Elizabeth contemplates. "You should

hide and run for the fort when the coast is clear."

"Wow, Elizabeth. You..actually care for me."

"Actually, no I don't. I am just saying that so if they find you, I can

be free."

"Oh, k."