disclaimer: Becky and Kris: We own nothing!! -are dragged away by little minions of the Devil- O___o;;

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*And so, everyone went on the their assigned bedrooms...  after all the protesting, yelling, biting, clawing, etc...*

Kris: -is standing on her bed, yelling out things at the guys- WORK, YOU DOGS! 

Guys: -look up- O___o;;; -go back to setting out their blankets for bed-

Vash: -prances in with Krispy Kreme donuts- Lookie!!

Kris: o____o;; KRISPY KREME!!!! -tackles him-

Kuwabara:  -cries-  My poor kitties...  poor poor kitties...

Wolfwood:  -messes up his blanket-

Kris: -growls- FIX IT!!

Wolfwood:  Yes master Kris...

Vash: ^___^; Do...you think you could get off of me..? 

Kris: Sure.. -hops off of him, taking the donuts-

Vash: NUUUUUUU!!!! ;-;

Kris: Shuddap, you're bunking with me... 

Vash: Does that mean I get the top bunk? ^__^

Kris: ...No.  

Vash: But no one's up there!! 

Kris: -shrugs- So?

Wolfwood and Inuyasha: -stop to watch the arguement in progress-

Vash: I want my own bed!! 

Kris: YOU'RE SLEEPING IN MINE!!

Hiei: -watches from his perch in the stuffed animal net-

Inuyasha: -holds out a donut he stole from Vash's bag-  I'll bet you this donut she wins...

Wolfwood: -shakes Inuyasha's hand-  Deal...

Vash: NO! 

Kris: YES! 

Vash: NO!! 

Kris: YES!!!

Kuwabara: -still weeping-

Vash: Fine!!  -hops into the bed-

Inuyasha:  HA!!  -stuffs the donut into his mouth-

Kris: -hops in too-

Vash: ... O__o;

Kris: What? 

Vash: I thought that you were going to take the top... 

Kris: This is my bed, ne?  

Vash: Yeah... 

Kris: So I sleep in it! 

Vash: -__-;

Kris: -listens to the noises of Kuwabara's weeping and Inuyasha's chewing- ...

*Kris's bedroom door creaks open and Sesshoumaru is found standing in the doorway, Becky behind him*

Becky: -drags Sesshoumaru in by the arm- 

Kris: -blinks when she hears a thud, and looks up to see that the net and broken and Hiei had fallen to the ground- Heh..

Becky: O___o

Kris: HEY!!  Careful with the bishie!!

Becky: Take him!!  If he torches one more thing in my room, I'll kill him!!

Kris: YAY!!! -hops up and hugs Sesshoumaru-

Becky: -grabs Wolfwood-  You're in my room now!!    

Wolfwood: O___O  NUUUUUUUUU!!

Kris: Good...he kept messing up his blankets.

Becky: -drags him out, slamming the door-

Kris: Ok, Fluffy-chan, you sleep where Wolfwood was! 

Sesshoumaru: ...But it smells like smoke.

Kris: -growls-  I said, SLEEP THERE!! 

Sesshoumaru: Ok, ok... -goes and lays down-

Hiei: -is unconscious-

Inuyasha:  -sticks out his tounge at Sesshoumaru-  I just had a donut... and you didn't get one!!

Kuwabara:  I want my friends... and my...  -screams in a girly voice-  KITTIES!!

Sesshoumaru: Silence, half-breed!  I will beat you into the ground and take the Tetususaiga tomorrow, then I will terrorize the people of this time into giving me their donuts until I can build a fortress with them!!  BWAHAHAHA!!

Inuyasha:  Yeah, right.  They made up one of those fighting web things and you don't face me first tomorrow.  You face him...  -points to Hiei-

Inuyasha: So, HA!!

Kris: NOOO!! This is a battle royal!!  You face each other ALL at the same time!

Inuyasha:  But the priest said... 

Kris: THE PRIEST IS MISINFORMED!!

Inuyasha:  Damn priest...  he's just like the monk...  liars...

Kris: Tell me about it..

Hiei: -comes to- Shut up, you stupid oaf!! -glares at Kuwabara-

Kenshin: -has been alseep for the whole time, leaning against the wall-

*In Becky's room*

Becky: Lights out in ten minutes!    

Naraku:  Wait...  Do you happen to have a night light?  I have a slight fear of the dark...

Hojo: Me too!!

Yusuke: -is sitting in the corner, against the wall- Wimps..

Wolfwood:  Why did that Sesshoumaru guy have to torch her stuff? 

Yusuke: I dunno..

Sano: -lays across Becky's bed- 

Becky: -cackles-  Kukukukuku...

Yusuke: -glares at Sano- Only gets to sleep on the bed 'cause he's the favorite...

Becky: -looks back at Yusuke-  Would you rather SHARE the bed with me?

Yusuke: -makes a face- No.

Becky: -pulls out extra, fold away bed thing-  You guys can fight over this if you want...

Hojo: I want it!! -lays on it-

Kurama:  -takes out the rose whip-  I don't think so kid...

Kurama: -knocks Hojo off the extra bed and claim it as his own-

Hojo: ;-;

Becky: Now this is what I wanna see...

Hojo: -curls up on the carpet-  No one can take this from me...

Yusuke: -snorts- I think they can...

Naraku: -picks up Hojo and tosses him out the door, closing and locking it behind him-  I've been waiting to do that since I got in here...

Becky:  Joy!!  He's gone!

Hojo: -shivers and sniffles-

Yusuke: -smirks- Well...I'm going to sleep...

Kurama: Yusuke... please don't go to sleep and leave me to fend for myself against these freaks...

Kurama: They're worse than Kuwabara with his cats...

Becky: -shivers at the thought of Kuwabara's house-

Yusuke: Do them or something...isn't that what a Youko does best?

Yusuke: I'm sure they'd leave you alone after that..

Becky:  O___o     You could do me any time baby!!   -makes obscene motions at

Kurama-

Kurama: -sighs-

Yusuke: o__o;; I'm...going to sleep now.. -bows his head as he tries to go to sleep-

Becky:  -walks over to Yusuke and leans by his ear-  You'll have nightmares about those remarks...  he he he...

Wolfwood:  I think all of us will...

Sano:  Hey, at least you don't have to sleep with her...

Yusuke: -is alseep-

Yusuke: -snore-

Naraku:  -peeks out the door and realizes Hojo is nowhere to be seen-

Naraku: I think he's been eaten by wolves...

Becky: There are no wolves around here you moron...

*back in Kris's room...*

::Everyone is asleep, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Kuwabara on the floor, Kenshin

against the wall, Vash and Kris in her bed, and Hiei burried in a large pile of stuffed

animals::

Vash: -hears something scratching at the window- ... -opens and eye- What's that?

Kris: -rolls over, drooling on his arm-

Vash: -pokes Kris- Hey...they're something by the window..

Kris: Mmm...what?

Kuwabara:  -begins to roll back and forth, having a nightmare-  KITTIES!!!  NO, NOT THE KITTIES!!

Vash: -pushes the curtain aside to see a horrible creature trying to open the window- o___o;; AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Kris: -sits up and looks at the window- Darn it, Hojo!!  GO AWAY!!

Vash: -has passed out-

Kris: .__. Oh well..

Kuwabara: -continues to yell-  DON'T HURT THE KITTIES!!  TAKE ME INSTEAD!!

Kris: -whacks the window, making Hojo fall from the side of the house-

Kris: -grabs Vash's glasses and throws them at Kuwabara's head- SHUDDAP!

Kuwabara: -wakes up in a cold sweat-  How'd I get her?

Kris:  ...I killed the kitties.

Kuwabara:  NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!  -faints-

Kris: Finally....sleep. -rolls over and is about to fall asleep, when the pile of stuffed animals shudders- o___o

Hiei: -pokes his head out- ...What?

Kris: ARRRGGH!!! GO TO SLEEP! -burries face in pillow- 

Hiei: ...I'm thirsty... -goes to get something to drink-

Hiei: -steps on Inuyasha on his way out-

*Kris's door opens and Naraku runs in and slams the door behind himself*

Hiei: -pushes past Naraku- Stupid monkey...

Naraku:  Don't go out there... its dark!!

Hiei: -walks out and goes to the kitchen-

Naraku: Kris...  can I stay in here?

Kris: -screams- WHY??  I'M TRYING TO SLEEEEEEEEEEP!!

Naraku: I had a nightmare about Becky and Kurama doing... IT... and I can't sleep...

Kris: o__o;; Oh..you poor thing.  Ok.

Naraku: Thank you...  -goes and sits in the corner, rocking back and forth-  They won't find me here... they won't find me here...

Inuyasha: -groggily looks up to see who's talking-  Naraku...  what's your problem?

::random glass-shattering noises and crashes come from the kitchen::

Hiei: -walks back in with a glass of water- Damn "fridge"...

Hiei: Had to blow the whole thing up to get some water..

*Becky runs in, baseball bat in hand*  

Becky:  What was that?!  And what are you doing in here Naraku?

Hiei: -holds up glass of water- I was thirsty...

Naraku: -screams like a little girl at the sight of Becky and covers his eyes-

Kenshin:  -is still asleep, even after all of the screaming, noises, and such things-

Becky: -smiles and says in a sing-song voice-  Somebody had a nightmare... about me and Kurama....  he he he he...

Hiei: -drinks water and smashes glass, leaving the broken pieces on the floor, then curls back up amongst the stuffed animals- ((A/N: Kris: AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!)) 

*Kris's door opens once more and Kurama enters*

Kurama: -looks at Becky-  So, here's where you went...

Becky: Yeah...  were you looking for me?

Kurama: -smiles knowingly at Becky-  You know why I was looking for you...

Naraku: -screams again-  NUUUUUUUUUU!!  MENTAL PICTURES!!  MENTAL PICTURES!!

Hiei: -lifts his head- o____o;;; -screams- MY EARS!!!  I'M CORRUPT FOR LIFE!!  TAINTED!!!

*Becky and Kurama leave Kris's room together, whispering obscene things in each other's ears*

Hiei: -is shuddering violently-

*Back in Becky's room* 

*Yusuke, Wolfwood, and Sano sit against the wall farthest from the bed, staring.  All are wide awake*

Sano:  Think they went to sleep?

Yusuke: Hopefully...

Wolfwood:  I don't know, but I'm not going to check...

Yusuke: Neither am I...rooster-head, you go! -pokes Sano-

Sano: NO WAY!!  He's your friend, Yusuke, you go check...

Yusuke: -grumbles and stands up-

Yusuke: -approaches the bed- ... -peers at the lumps under the covers-

Becky: -jumps up, scaring Yusuke-  Bwahahahahaha!!

Sano:  God... still awake...

Yusuke: -screams and runs for the wall-

Kurama: -looks over- We aren't asleep yet... 

Becky: And we could hear eveything you guys were saying...

Yusuke: -huddled in the coner- Go to sleep already!!

Yusuke: We have to FIGHT tomorrow, you know!

Becky and Kurama:  -cackle evilly-

Kurama:  I DO need some sleep.  I have to face that guy who thinks he's prettier than me tomorrow...

Yusuke: -makes a face- He IS prettier than you..

Becky:  -purrs into Kurama's ear-  No one's as pretty as you...

Yusuke: Ok, I'm going into the other room...any more of this and I'll die..you guys can feel free to join me. -stands up and walks out-

Becky: -throws the "little prayer rock"(a strange rock with eyes that she got from some freak at church) at Yusuke-

Yusuke: -is hit in the back of the head with it- Ow!!  Stupid... -walks out, mumbling-

Sano and Wolfwood: -stand and walk out also-

Becky:  Good... now we can sleep...  Move back to your bed.

Kurama:  YES!!

*back in Kris's room*

Yusuke: -walks into Kris's room and lays down on the floor-

::everyone is once again asleep::

Kenshin: -snores loudly-

Wolfwood and Sano: -also walk in-

Sano:  Kenshin always could sleep through anything... except...  -makes strange noise with his feet, causing Kenshin to wake up-  Heh... gets him every time...

Kenshin: AHHHH!! The noise!! THE NOISE!!

Sano: -laughs and lays down on the floor-

Kenshin: -puts his hands over his ears, whimpering-

Kenshin: -slowly falls back to sleep- ... -snores-

Wolfwood: -falls asleep leaning against the wall-

*And so the group has finally gone to sleep...  everyone, except Becky and Kurama, in Kris's room.  With the Battle Royal tomorrow, who will be able to win with the major loss of sleep?  And what has become of Hojo?*

----------------------------------------------------------------------

Next part will be the last part... the actual battle... fun fun fun.... check for more soon!!