T: Hey! I thought you were dead
Patrick (hereby referred to as P): Not yet, I only fainted
T: Get 'im John
John (hereby referred to a J): Roar
T: Well kill him first then use the oven
J: Rahhr
T: No, you can't use my George Forman Grill ©
J: (Tears apart Patrick) Rahrr *cough cough* rr
(Suddenly a strange beam hits Patrick's remains and he turns into a box of Tart-N'-Tiny's)
C3PO (hereby referred to as C3): Aw, I forgot my mango juice inside…mmm…mano-
R2: *zap*
T: What is it with you and mango juice?
C3: I just really love-
R2: *zap*
T: Love what?
C3: Ma-
R2: *zap*
C3: M-
R2: *zap*
C3: …
R2: *zap*
(Tspinner sits down sipping a mango juice)
C3: Hey, how'd you get that ma-
R2: *zap*
T: Get what?
C3: You know, I really don't care that much
R2: …(pause)…*zap*
T: anyone want some mang-
R2: *zap*
T: Ouch, how about orang-
R2: *zap*
T: That's it!! *takes out a blaster and blasts R2*
(As R2's head is fizzling, C3PO backs up and accidentally presses a button and the falcon blasts into space)
T: Well, great, who knows how to fly this thing?
C3: You mean you don't?
T: I just use it as a fridge for my mango juice
T&C3: (in unison) mmm… mango juice *start drooling*
J: (Takes the controls) Grrr ruff, oops I mean Roarrrr
(OB1 appears and puts R2 back together for no apparent reason, gives them a coupon book for OB1's steak house and disappears)
T: Well, that was weird
J: Roarr
T: What? incoming bow-tie fighters! Patrick, go play in the meat grinder, C3PO, help John and get into ADD space. R2 help me fight them off with our laser potato cannons)
C3: *not paying attention. looking througj the coupon book* yeah, yeah, sure, sure whatever…dude, what a gyp, there's no coupon for mango juice
R2: *as zaps seem to have no affect, R2's head unscrews and a mace appears. R2 beats C3PO into a crumpled heap)
T: Let's go people
J: Rahrr
P: wee *ouch* wee
R2: *beep* (ha, ha die freak of nature… that's not natural) *continues to beat C3 with the mace*
C3: *Voice stuck on that last 2 words he said* Mango juice…zzz…Mango juice…zzz…Mango juice…etc.
(Bow-tie fighters shoot the ship and begin to conform the ship to it's legalistic views. Tspinner grabs a potato launcher and shoots several down!)
T: (Evil laugh) Ha ha ahahahahahaha!
R2: *Beep* (Yay, more killing) *mans a potato gun* *boop* (die, die DIE etc.) *Beop* (hahahahahahahaha (and outher evil laughs))
(John hits ADD space and everyone starts going nuts so heslows down and finds himself flying towards a truck shaped ship)
T: Hey, a truck stop!! Maybe they have a food mart and we can get some man-
R2: *zap*
C3: G-
R2: *Bash*
T: o
R2: *zap*
C3: Jui-
R2: *Bash*
T: ce
R2: (gives up)
C3&T: (in unison) mmm… mango juice *Start drooling*
R2: (to John) *Boep* (Is he always like this?)
J: Roarr
T: He says, "Yeah basically"
P:(Mangled) that was fun by my arm jammed the machine
T: Hey, Patrick when we stop can you get us some mango juice and pretzels?
P: Okie-dokie
T: (To himself) Hopefully it's and enemy ship and he'll get killed or captured)
(Patrick leaves)
T: Woo hoo he's gone
(Patrick comes back)
T: Dangit
P: Hey, you didn't give me any money
OB1:(From out of nowhere) *picks up R2 and starts beating Patrick with him* Why *Bash* Won't *Smash* You *Bam* Die *Crunch*
T: Oh yeah, here's some cash here's some cash *hands him a five*
P: Yaay! (runs out to get the snacks) oh, no! it's run by Russian furbys. Everything's for furbys! Furby candy, furby t-shirts, furby soda, even furby superman comics! Aughhh! (Russian furbys jump him and tear him to shreads)
T: Well, I'm happy he's gone, but now we're out of mango juice
R2: *za-* oh forget it
J: Rahrr
T: You right John… we need to get out of here. Let's go!
(due to a tractor trailer, they can't leave)
T: D'oh!
J: Rahrr Roahrr
T: Hmm yes maybe if we rescue princess Ginger this tractor trailer will have gotten it's fuel by then and left
R2: *Boop* (That's the stupidest thin I've ever hear you
say!)
C3: Yes, it may be stupid, but it seems to work in the movies
R2: *surprised beep* (Wait, you actually understood me?)
C3: Now you're the one bringing up mango juice…mmm…mango guice *Starts drooling*
T: but we'll need someone to distract the furbys (raises and eyebrow at C3P0)
C3: As long as they have mango juice, it's cool with me
T: Yeah, they have mango juice… FURBY MANGO JUICE mwahahahahahaha (continue evil lauugh)
C3: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Passes out)
(John tosses C3PO's lifeless body outside. the furbys immediately swarm over it letting the other slip by)
T: Now where would they keep a dog (looks at a map)
J: Roarr
T: I got one at the gift shop! Duh!
J: Rahrr
R: No, I doubt they would keep her in the kennels. She's more likely in the lower security business offices sipping furby mango juice
C3: *wakes up* not furby mango juice! nooooooooooooooooo (passes out again)
J: Rahrr
T: Fine, we'll check the kennels first! Sheesh your so cranky without coffe
R2: *Beop* (I'm more of a mango juice kind of droid myself) *Beep*(everyone always takes my juice from me) *cries softly*
(The three of them walk, then skip, then hop down to the kennels where they find princess ginger locked up with only water and denta-bones)
T: Poor girl, we'll get you out of there
C3: *suddenly appearing behind them* What harsh conditions for such a good dog
All: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
T: Where the heck did you come from?
C3: That way *points into the cell*
T: what are you talking about
C3: I really don't know, I just wanted to sound like I knew what was happening
(Tspinner opens the cage which sets off an alarm which opens the floor sending everyone except C3PO and R2 into the waste disposal unit)
T: Eeww Oh-no, I think I broke John
J: (Underneath) Roarrh
OB1: Well, that was fun
T&J: Aughh!
OB1: What?
T: Where did you come from
G: Grrr woof *Jums up and licks OB1's face*
OB1: Oh, I just thought I'd drop by and give you guys some flyers *disappears in a cloud of flyers*
T: Weird… hey R2 and C3PO, how about getting us out of here
*R2 and C3PO walk over to the door leading into the waste disposal unit*
*They see Patrick in front of the door dancing*
C3: What the heck are you doing?
P: I'm helping
C3: How's that
P: Well, it says "twist to open"
C3: Well, in that case *C3PO and Patrick start doing the twist in front of the door*
R2: *beep* (Stupid loosers)
(On the other side of the sound-proof door, a loud zapping is hear)
(When R2 finally gets the door open, Tspinner and John are found playing Poker)
T: You took long enough!
P: Hey Tspinner
T: How the heck are you still alive
P: (shrugs) I dunno