A/N: there's really nothing that I have to say other than my disclaimer
except for...did I tell you guys that I set the lid of an instant ramen on
fire? I put it in the microwave and it burned the lid!!! And did I tell you
that when my friend was nine, she put her bird in the microwave so she
could see it ride the "merry-go-round". But the poor bird blew up!!!! And
she accidentally stepped on her sister's bird and said that it flew away!!
AHAHAHAAHA!!! That cracks me up!!! And now for the disclaimer: I own
NOTHING. If I said I did, then the guy who made YYH would come and sue me
and everybody knows I don't have money to hire and agent and defend myself
in court so...on with the story!
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Chapter 5 Wigs and bunnies
Kurama and Hiei are on their way to see the great stuffed bunny.
Hiei: do you even know where the stupid bunny lives???
Kurama: DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM A STUPID BUNNY!!! HE IS THE GREAT STUFFED BUNNY and he happens to be living in bunny land.
A random portal to bunny land opens and they jump in. Bunny land is all pink and fluffy and there were a lot of bunnies.
Hiei: do these bunnies have rabies??
Kurama: I don't know. Why?
Hiei: I'M ALLERGIC TO RABID BUNNIES THAT HAVE RABIES!!!!!!
All the bunnies hear this. They all come and attack Hiei with rabies.
Kurama: erm...yeah *walks away*
Hiei: KURAMA!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!!!!
Kurama is walking away, whistling.
Hiei: *still being bombarded by bunnies* heh...some friend you turned out to be...All right bunnies of the evil rabies army! I challenge you to a duel!
Bunny 1: wait a minute...this isn't Yu-Gi-Oh! Why's he challenging us to a duel?
Bunny 2: *shrugs* maybe our evil rabies made him insane! Hiei: I'M NOT INSANE!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL MEANS A SWORD FIGHT!!!!!!
Bunnies: oooohhhhhhh...*they all dress up as samurais* with katanas
Hiei and bunnies: *charges* Yyaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...
Kurama is walking to the great stuffed bunny's palace. The guards push him out.
Kurama: Why am I not allowed to see him?
Guard 1: Because you're to smelly
Guard 2: mmmm...is that frosting on his hair?
Guard 3: Yay! Frosting *they start to lick his hair*
Kurama: aaaaaa!!!! Get off you rabid bunnies. Now I know that you are all spies from Frostingville and have frosting-phobia and can't stay away from frosting!!!
Kurama goes inside the palace.
Kurama: you're greatness! *bows*
King Bunny: what do you three want?
Kurama: *shakes off the bunnies* I heard that you can help return my hair to normal!
King Bunny: eeewwww!!! You have a problem there...you gotta make a shampoo and dance the sacred bunny cha-cha-cha! Then it will go back to normal. Here's the list of stuff you gotta do. Wear this wig so the smell won't be smelled. Good luck loser!
Kurama: I resent that...
A/N: Kurama...a loser...ha! What a thought! Please review!!! It feels a lot better when you get reviews and I can update faster!!!!
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Chapter 5 Wigs and bunnies
Kurama and Hiei are on their way to see the great stuffed bunny.
Hiei: do you even know where the stupid bunny lives???
Kurama: DON'T YOU DARE CALL HIM A STUPID BUNNY!!! HE IS THE GREAT STUFFED BUNNY and he happens to be living in bunny land.
A random portal to bunny land opens and they jump in. Bunny land is all pink and fluffy and there were a lot of bunnies.
Hiei: do these bunnies have rabies??
Kurama: I don't know. Why?
Hiei: I'M ALLERGIC TO RABID BUNNIES THAT HAVE RABIES!!!!!!
All the bunnies hear this. They all come and attack Hiei with rabies.
Kurama: erm...yeah *walks away*
Hiei: KURAMA!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!!!!
Kurama is walking away, whistling.
Hiei: *still being bombarded by bunnies* heh...some friend you turned out to be...All right bunnies of the evil rabies army! I challenge you to a duel!
Bunny 1: wait a minute...this isn't Yu-Gi-Oh! Why's he challenging us to a duel?
Bunny 2: *shrugs* maybe our evil rabies made him insane! Hiei: I'M NOT INSANE!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL MEANS A SWORD FIGHT!!!!!!
Bunnies: oooohhhhhhh...*they all dress up as samurais* with katanas
Hiei and bunnies: *charges* Yyaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Meanwhile...
Kurama is walking to the great stuffed bunny's palace. The guards push him out.
Kurama: Why am I not allowed to see him?
Guard 1: Because you're to smelly
Guard 2: mmmm...is that frosting on his hair?
Guard 3: Yay! Frosting *they start to lick his hair*
Kurama: aaaaaa!!!! Get off you rabid bunnies. Now I know that you are all spies from Frostingville and have frosting-phobia and can't stay away from frosting!!!
Kurama goes inside the palace.
Kurama: you're greatness! *bows*
King Bunny: what do you three want?
Kurama: *shakes off the bunnies* I heard that you can help return my hair to normal!
King Bunny: eeewwww!!! You have a problem there...you gotta make a shampoo and dance the sacred bunny cha-cha-cha! Then it will go back to normal. Here's the list of stuff you gotta do. Wear this wig so the smell won't be smelled. Good luck loser!
Kurama: I resent that...
A/N: Kurama...a loser...ha! What a thought! Please review!!! It feels a lot better when you get reviews and I can update faster!!!!