Elizabeth shoves the maid in a small box behind a tall wardrobe. She

runs for the side door. But the door to the bedroom smashes in revealing

a couple pirate/aliens. They see the open door and run for it. One

trips flat on his face.

"Ahhh" He cries.

"You stupid. Get up or we'll lose her." The other replies.

"Well, It's not that easy.."

He gets up and they continue running.

The pirate/alien named Pintel is the first through. The next thing he

feels is the bedpan smaching in his face. He staggers back holding his

nose. The maid jumps out of the box, and runs for the hall. The second

comes in through the door, so Elizabeth swings the bedpan in his face,

but he stops it. She gets an idea. She takes the lid off the pan and the

pirate/alien is covered in urine. Ick. Elizabeth then runs towards the

stairs. The pirate/aliens bust out of the bedroom to chase Elizabeth.

Toreador plays in the background. Elizabeth, holding onto the rail with

her hand has decided to slide down it. The second pirate/alien jumps in

front of Elizabeth. He is wet, and smells icky. Pintel grabs her by the

hair. She turns around and kicks him in the face and keeps on running.

Upstairs, Elizabeth shuts the doors and bolts them. She sees a cross of

two light sabers above the mantel. She steps on a box to reach one of

them, but it's stuck to the wall! Oh, poopie.

The pirate/aliens bust into the room and look around. Elizabeth is

disguising herself as a lamp by putting a lampshade over her head. The

pirate/aliens don't notice.

"I know you're in herrreee" Lured Pintel. "I promise we wont hurt you."

"Yay!" The other cheered.

"Shh, I'm lying, beast!"

"Oh..so you're gonna hurt her?"

"Um..ya."

"Poopie. K."

Pintel's attention goes to Elizabeth again. "We'll find you. You've got

something of ours and it calls to us. We can SMELL it."

Elizabeth acknowledges this and grabs onto the underpants and whispers.

"It's okay, boo. I won't let the evil men get you."

They hear her and go towards her/the lamp. They look around everywhere

but where she is.

"D'I can't seem to find her." One reports.

"Me either. Hmmmm.." Pintel replies.

Just then Elizabeth sneezes.

"Damnit."

"AHA!" Both the pirate/aliens screech.

"Hey, I know you want my underwear, but you're not supposed to get me

yet, so..let me go downstairs where I meet up with you, k?" Elizabeth

asks

"K"

She goes downstairs and leans on the dining table. She looks around.

"PINTEL! THIS IS YOUR CUE!"

"Oh yeah.." He replies and walks over towards her.

"Oh, no. Footsteps." she says sarcastically.

Elizabeth gasps as the thinks of a despiration.

"Par-tay"

The pirate/aliens gasp.

"WHAT..DID YOU SAY?"

"Par-tay. You know..when I get to party because you dont kill me until

I see your captain."

"I know..the code, and we must honor it."

**

Will is walking along the streets, with his waterguns, yo-yos, nerf

guns etc..when he goes past the Swann house. He sees three figures playing

Rock, Paper, Scissors. He goes to join in.

"Heyy guys! I wanna play!" Will interrupts.

"No. No you can't play. This is for US ONLY. YOU HAVE COOTIES!" Pintel

replies to Will.

Will begins to cry.

"Oh, boy. Don't cry. Look, you can't play because this game is to

determine who takes Elizabeth here to the captain."

"Oohhh gotcha." He walks off.

"Glad we got rid of that tard, eh?"

"Yeahhhh.."

**

This whole time Jack has been spying on Elizabeth, Will, and the Black

Apollo looking for evidence of something for him to do. Yeah. Sure.

I'll go with that.

Two pirate/aliens show up behind Jack. They are making out. Jack looks

and sees them; the pirate/aliens see, stop, and pretend like they were

just looking for something.

"Oh, here is my contact!" Koehler makes up a great excuse.

"Hey, there's that Jack Sparrow pirate." Twigg noticed.

"CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow." Jack corrected.

"Last time I saw you, you were left to die in a pre-teen's bedroom

listening to Britney Spears's records while she dances in almost no

clothing and a shotgun with one bullet." Twigg states

"Hm..did you kill her and set the stereo on fire? I would have.."

Koehler also asks.

"His fortune hasn't changed much." They chuckle a few times and stop.

Crickets chirp.

"Riiight.." Jack is worried. "Um, die."

Koehler and Twigg didn't like this. Koehler grabbed Jack's neck as Jack

belched.

"Oh my gosh..excuse me." Jack was embarrassed.

Koehler turned into a..GASP...BACKSTREET BOY!

"So the curse..it is REAL..." Jack gasped as his eyes widen with

fear..and disgust.


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