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*The next day eventually rolls around, to all the guys dismay. Becky and Kris wake up at the crack of dawn to make sure things are ready for the Battle.*
Kris: ...Should we give them breakfast? -is sitting at the kitchen table, eating one of Vash's donuts-
Becky: -plops down next to Kris- I guess we should. Hey, what ever happened to Hojo?
Hojo: -comes out from under the couch-
Becky: -looks at Hojo- Had a good sleep?
Hojo: -whimpers- No...
Becky: TOO BAD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hojo: ;-; Meanie....I'm hungry..
Becky: -looks around the kitchen- Anything you can find, you can eat...
Kris: Well, there's not much good stuff to eat...Hiei DID blow up the fridge..
Wolfwood: -walks into the kitchen-
Becky: -looks up- Morning!!
Sesshoumaru: -walks out of the bathroom-
Kris: O___o; When'd you go in there?
Becky: -glares at Sesshoumaru- Took you long enough...
Sesshoumaru: Two hours ago...gotta look pretty for a fight.
Becky and Wolfwood: -make a run for the bathroom-
Wolfwood: -gets there first and slams the door in Becky's face-
Kris: -watches- Heh..
Becky: -bangs on the bathroom door- LET ME IN THERE NOW!!
Kurama: -steps into the hallway, sees what's going on, and returns to the bedroom-
Yusuke: -walks out of the room- Geez...you people are loud..
Becky: -turns to glare at Yusuke- Don't get me started...
Yusuke: -shrugs and walks into the kitchen-
Hojo: -is digging through the cabinet-
Becky: Grrr... -returns to banging on the bathroom door-
Kuwabara: -enters kitchen- *sniffle* -looks at Kris- YOU KILLED MY KITTIES!!!
Kris: -makes a face and glances at Yusuke- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
Yusuke: Nah, he's the spoon...
Kuwabara: -runs at Kris- AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kris: -___- -pulls Hojo in front of her-
Hojo: AHHH!!
Sano: -walks into the kitchen, hugging Becky's teddy bear- What's going on in here?
Kuwabara: -slugs Hojo in blind rage-
Yusuke: All hell is breaking loose..
Hojo: x__x
Kris: -pats Hojo's head- Good human shield!! ^___^
Sano: Think I'll just go back to bed... -returns to Kris's room-
Hiei: -walks into the kitchen, shooting a death glare at the ruined fridge-
Hojo: -is unconscious on the floor-
Inuyasha: -walks cautiously into the kitchen-
Inuyasha: -spots Hojo on the floor- HA! What happened to Hobo?
Kris: __ Kuwabara slugged him...
Kuwabara: -is standing far from the table, breathing heavily- You... killed... the... kitties...
Kris: No, Hiei did...I just covered for him.
Yusuke: -shrugs-
Hiei: -glares-
Kuwabara: -turns to Hiei- You killed them, shrimp?
Hiei: No, you fool...Kurama did.
Becky: -reenters the kitchen-
Kurama: -enters the kitchen upon hearing his name- What did I do?
Kuwabara: -runs at Kurama-
Hiei: You killed Kuwabara's kittens..
Becky: -picks up frying ran and hits Kuwabara in the head, rendering him unconscious-
Kris: -eats another donut-
Vash: -walks out of the room- Do I smell....DONUTS?!
Kris: o___o; -hides the donuts under the table- No.
Vash: -walks over to the table and spots Hojo on the floor- Hey...it's the window monster!!
Vash: -carefully steps over Hojo and sniffs around the table- Donuts...where are you?
Becky: -shakes her head sadly- I'm going to wake everyone else up...
Kris: Ok...
Becky: -walks into Kris's room to find Naraku and Kenshin sleeping against the wall and Sano curled up in the middle of the floor clutching her teddy bear-
Becky: WAKE UP!!
Kenshin: -wakes up- AHHH!! Ok!!
Naraku: -wakes up and looks at Becky- Oh, no... not you... -cringes-
Becky: -looks down at Sano- MY TEDDY BEAR!!
Sano: -looks up innocently- Mine now...
Becky: Argh!! -attacks Sano for the bear-
Kenshin: -stands up and yawns, then heads for the kitchen-
Naraku: -yells after Kenshin- Wait for meeeee!!!
Naraku: -runs after Kenshin-
Becky and Sano: -roll around on the floor, wrestling for the bear-
*Back in the kitchen*
Kenshin: ...I'm hungry.
Kurama: Join the group...
Vash: -has taken the donuts and is in the corner, eating them-
Kris: ....MY DONUTS!! -attacks Vash-
Becky: -enters the kitchen, hair messed up, clutching her teddy bear victoriously-
Sano: -follows in, a look of defeat upon his face-
Inuyasha: Hey!! Give me one of those donuts!!
Inuyasha: -joins Kris in attacking Vash-
Kris: -looks up, while biting on Vash's hair- NO! MINE!!
Inuyasha: -growls- MINE!!!
Kris: -lets go on the unconscious Vash and jumps on Inuyasha- MIIIIINNEEEE!!
Inuyasha: -grabs the donuts and attempts to get away- NOOOOOOO!!
Kris: -grabs his pink kimono-
Inuyasha: -hands over the donuts- No, I give!! Just don't mess up my kimono!!
Kris: -takes them and beats him over the head with the bag- And don't ever touch them again!
Becky: -looks at the time- Hey!! We should begin soon...
Kurama: -glares at Sesshoumaru- Let's get it on!!
Sesshoumaru: Ok, pretty boy! -shakes a fist- You're going down!
Kurama: -runs at Sesshoumaru, girly slapping him-
Sesshoumaru: -girly slaps back at Kurama-
Kris: .__. Er...
Becky: O___O Heh...
Sesshoumaru: DIE!!! -slaps at Kurama-
Kurama: -begins tirade of girly slaps-
Kurama: NO, YOU!!
Sesshoumaru: YOU!! -slaps-
Kurama: YOU!! -slaps back-
Becky: -sits down- Wow... this could take a while...
Sesshoumaru: YOU KNOW I'M PRETTIER!! I have a whole end theme with just ME!!
Kurama: -slaps again- How dare YOU!!
Sesshoumaru: -slaps Kurama- It's true!
Kurama: -slaps Sesshoumaru- No... I'll never admit to it!!
Sesshoumaru: Fine then!! Just keep lying to yourself!! -slaps-
Becky: -stands up and steps between them- STOP IT NOW!!
Sesshoumaru: -pouts- But he thinks he's prettier than me!!
Kurama: -stops his hand in mid-slap, preventing himself from hitting Becky-
Kurama: -points to Becky- She agrees with me!!
Becky: Heh...
Sesshoumaru: Of course she does! She's ugly!
Becky: -turns around and slaps Sesshoumaru- SHUT UP!!
Sesshoumaru: YOU!!
Becky: YOU!!!
Sano: -steps forward- No, all of you are wrong. The prettiest person here is... Hojo. -points to figure on the ground-
Kurama: O___O
Kris: -grabs strait jacket- C'mere Sano...
Sano: Noooo!! -turns to run-
Kris: -grabs Sano and forces him into the jacket-
Becky: -grabs the jacketed Sano and drags him to her room- Mine now...he he he...
Sesshoumaru: Well, that was interesting. I think I'll go preen myself for the fight. -goes to the bathroom and knocks on the door-
Wolfwood: -yells through the door- Who is it?
Sesshoumaru: I, Sesshoumaru, request entrance to this hygenial facility!
Wolfwood: -through door- What?
Sesshoumaru: ...I need to pee.
Wolfwood: -opens door- Ok. I just didn't want to give the bathroom to Becky... -walks into kitchen-
Sesshoumaru: -goes into the bathroom-
Vash: -wakes up- ...Donuts? Where are you?
Kris: ...in my belly.
Vash: NOOOOO!!
Kris: -cackles and pats tummy-
Becky: -returns to the kitchen holding Jaken's stick and grinning- Guess what guys...
Inuyasha: I know I shouldn't ask but... what?
Becky: -holds up Jaken's stick- I learned how to use it!
Sano: -runs in- O___O She can shoot fire with that thing! RUN!!
Becky: -cackles and shoots fire from the stick, igniting the still unconscious Hojo's hair- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sano: -runs back to the bedroom to hide-
Hojo: X____X -hair is on fire-
Kenshin: -blinks and pours his glass of orange juice on Hojo's head, putting out the flames-
Hojo: -hair is black and crispy-
Becky: -whacks Kenshin with the stick- You ruined my fun!
Kenshin: @___@
Kris: Don't you think we should start this battle thing soon?
Becky: Yeah. I think we should start. I wanna see some slaughter! -waves Jaken's stick in the air, igniting random things in the kitchen-
Yusuke: o___o; -chair next to him catches fire-
Kris: Err... let's go get everyone.
*Nearly everybody walks out to the backyard, where Kris and Becky had constructed a "ring." It was actually just a large platform made from paper mache, but we can imagine.*
Kris: -drags Hojo out next to the ring- Crispy hair... -pokes his hair, causing half of it to fall out-
Inuyasha: -looks at Hojo- Can't wait 'til he wakes up. That'll make for some real comedy...
Becky: -swings Jaken's stick, igniting the ring and burning it to the ground- Oh, well. The giant circle burned into the ground can serve as the ring now...
Kurama: -looks around- Where'd Sesshoumaru go? I must prove I am better than him in some way... even if it isn't being prettier.
Kris: -looks up from her spot in front of Hojo- He was preening in the bathroom last time I saw him...
Sano: -hops out of the house, his feet tied together- Argh!! -falls on his face-
Becky: Heh... wait. Who tied your feet?
Naraku: -exits the house, eyes gleaming- Kukukukukuku...
Sesshoumaru: -walks out after them, tossing his hair over his shoulder-
Kurama: -walks calmly up to Sesshoumaru- I think this can only be settled in one way.
Sesshoumaru: And what was is that?
Kurama: Braid warfare!!
Sesshoumaru: You're on!
*Both begin to braid each other's hair fiercely*
Kris: Let's get this thing started, shall we?
*Everyone excluding Kurama, Sesshoumaru, Sano, Kenshin, Vash, and Hojo, enters the ring-
Kris: -grabs microphone and begins to shout into it, though everyone can hear her fine without it- Ok, no rules and the last person standing in the ring is the winner! Once you're knocked out or step out of the ring, you're out of the fight! Begin!
*Everyone in the ring stands still, looking around*
Kris: I said BEGIN!!
*The fighters all attack each other at once*
Hojo: -groans and sits up- Hey... what's happening? -stands up and walks into the ring- Did the fight start all ready? -blinks and is suddenly mobbed by the fighters-
Kris: -smirks and hands Becky popcorn- Now this is entertainment.
Vash: -walks over with Kenshin- Couldn't you find a less violent form of entertainment?
Kris: -coughs and hands Vash a donut-
Vash: -grins- Wow, this sure is an interesting fight!!
*Back at the braid war.*
Kurama: -holds up the braid he made in Sesshoumaru's hair- Look! Mine has ribbons AND beads!!
Sesshoumaru: -holds up the braid in Kurama's hair- Mine has feathers and DAISIES!!
Kurama and Sesshoumaru: -turn to Sano- Which looks better?
Sano: They're both nice but... -looks at the half bald Hojo- Hojo's is the best.
*Kurama and Sesshoumaru proceed to beat Sano senseless.*
Becky: -eats popcorn- I don't know which fight I would rather watch. -looks back and forth between the Hojo bashing and the Sano bashing- Oh, well!
Hojo: -lays in the ground, the rest of his hair gone, unconscious-
Kris: -yawns and throws a donut into the ring-
*At that exact moment, Hiei released the Dragon of the Darkness Flame, sending everyone running out of the ring.*
Vash: DONUT!! -runs into the ring and picks it up and nibbles on it-
Hiei: -passes out-
Kris: -blinks and grabs the microphone, yelling into it- Well, by some strange happening, Vash is the only one left standing in the ring, which makes him the winner!
Vash: -runs up to Kris- Waddidiwin??
Kris: -holds up a belt made of aluminum foil that has a donut in the center of it- This!
Vash: -stares at the belt- Why does the donut have a bite in it?
Kris: ...that's the way it came...
Vash: Ok! -yanks the belt out of Kris's hand and puts it on-
*Sesshoumaru and Kurama walk over, discussing hair styles and accessories.*
Becky: So, you guys made up?
Sesshoumaru: No. We've decided that we will train in the arts of hair care and styling for a year then we will have a rematch to finally decide who is the ... (uses a deep, echo-y voice) HAIR MASTER!
Becky: O___O ... whatever.
Kris: -looks from the ecstatic Vash to the unconscious Hiei, Hojo, and Sano- Well, I think you guys deserve to go home now...
*Everyone heads inside, some carrying unconscious bodies with them.*
*In the attic, much later*
Becky: So, you guys ready t go home?
Guys: YES!!
Kris: Sheesh... we get it. -begins to punch in numbers on the time portal's convenient little keypad- But don't be surprised if we come back and get you... for other purposes...
*The guys get freaked out by Kris's last statement and run for the portal. As Vash gets close, Kris grabs him and hugs him.*
Kris: -hands Vash the purple fork- They may need this...
Vash: -takes the fork- Thanks. Oh, and thanks for the awesome belt. -pats belt-
Kris: You're welc... wait, didn't it only have one bite before?
Vash: -grins and looks down at the donut, which now had a bite on either side- Maybe...
*Before Kris could question it any more, Vash jumped through the portal as well, leaving the two girls alone in the attic.*
Becky: -looks at the keypad- Hey... did you just send them to 1966?
Kris: -glances back at the keypad- Oops... looks like I did. -long pause- Well, wanna get some donuts?
Becky: Sure...
*Both girls leave the attic and head for Krispy Kreme.*
!!FIN!!
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Kris: -__- I wanted it to say "Owari", but nooooo, Becky had to put "Fin"..
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*The next day eventually rolls around, to all the guys dismay. Becky and Kris wake up at the crack of dawn to make sure things are ready for the Battle.*
Kris: ...Should we give them breakfast? -is sitting at the kitchen table, eating one of Vash's donuts-
Becky: -plops down next to Kris- I guess we should. Hey, what ever happened to Hojo?
Hojo: -comes out from under the couch-
Becky: -looks at Hojo- Had a good sleep?
Hojo: -whimpers- No...
Becky: TOO BAD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hojo: ;-; Meanie....I'm hungry..
Becky: -looks around the kitchen- Anything you can find, you can eat...
Kris: Well, there's not much good stuff to eat...Hiei DID blow up the fridge..
Wolfwood: -walks into the kitchen-
Becky: -looks up- Morning!!
Sesshoumaru: -walks out of the bathroom-
Kris: O___o; When'd you go in there?
Becky: -glares at Sesshoumaru- Took you long enough...
Sesshoumaru: Two hours ago...gotta look pretty for a fight.
Becky and Wolfwood: -make a run for the bathroom-
Wolfwood: -gets there first and slams the door in Becky's face-
Kris: -watches- Heh..
Becky: -bangs on the bathroom door- LET ME IN THERE NOW!!
Kurama: -steps into the hallway, sees what's going on, and returns to the bedroom-
Yusuke: -walks out of the room- Geez...you people are loud..
Becky: -turns to glare at Yusuke- Don't get me started...
Yusuke: -shrugs and walks into the kitchen-
Hojo: -is digging through the cabinet-
Becky: Grrr... -returns to banging on the bathroom door-
Kuwabara: -enters kitchen- *sniffle* -looks at Kris- YOU KILLED MY KITTIES!!!
Kris: -makes a face and glances at Yusuke- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he?
Yusuke: Nah, he's the spoon...
Kuwabara: -runs at Kris- AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kris: -___- -pulls Hojo in front of her-
Hojo: AHHH!!
Sano: -walks into the kitchen, hugging Becky's teddy bear- What's going on in here?
Kuwabara: -slugs Hojo in blind rage-
Yusuke: All hell is breaking loose..
Hojo: x__x
Kris: -pats Hojo's head- Good human shield!! ^___^
Sano: Think I'll just go back to bed... -returns to Kris's room-
Hiei: -walks into the kitchen, shooting a death glare at the ruined fridge-
Hojo: -is unconscious on the floor-
Inuyasha: -walks cautiously into the kitchen-
Inuyasha: -spots Hojo on the floor- HA! What happened to Hobo?
Kris: __ Kuwabara slugged him...
Kuwabara: -is standing far from the table, breathing heavily- You... killed... the... kitties...
Kris: No, Hiei did...I just covered for him.
Yusuke: -shrugs-
Hiei: -glares-
Kuwabara: -turns to Hiei- You killed them, shrimp?
Hiei: No, you fool...Kurama did.
Becky: -reenters the kitchen-
Kurama: -enters the kitchen upon hearing his name- What did I do?
Kuwabara: -runs at Kurama-
Hiei: You killed Kuwabara's kittens..
Becky: -picks up frying ran and hits Kuwabara in the head, rendering him unconscious-
Kris: -eats another donut-
Vash: -walks out of the room- Do I smell....DONUTS?!
Kris: o___o; -hides the donuts under the table- No.
Vash: -walks over to the table and spots Hojo on the floor- Hey...it's the window monster!!
Vash: -carefully steps over Hojo and sniffs around the table- Donuts...where are you?
Becky: -shakes her head sadly- I'm going to wake everyone else up...
Kris: Ok...
Becky: -walks into Kris's room to find Naraku and Kenshin sleeping against the wall and Sano curled up in the middle of the floor clutching her teddy bear-
Becky: WAKE UP!!
Kenshin: -wakes up- AHHH!! Ok!!
Naraku: -wakes up and looks at Becky- Oh, no... not you... -cringes-
Becky: -looks down at Sano- MY TEDDY BEAR!!
Sano: -looks up innocently- Mine now...
Becky: Argh!! -attacks Sano for the bear-
Kenshin: -stands up and yawns, then heads for the kitchen-
Naraku: -yells after Kenshin- Wait for meeeee!!!
Naraku: -runs after Kenshin-
Becky and Sano: -roll around on the floor, wrestling for the bear-
*Back in the kitchen*
Kenshin: ...I'm hungry.
Kurama: Join the group...
Vash: -has taken the donuts and is in the corner, eating them-
Kris: ....MY DONUTS!! -attacks Vash-
Becky: -enters the kitchen, hair messed up, clutching her teddy bear victoriously-
Sano: -follows in, a look of defeat upon his face-
Inuyasha: Hey!! Give me one of those donuts!!
Inuyasha: -joins Kris in attacking Vash-
Kris: -looks up, while biting on Vash's hair- NO! MINE!!
Inuyasha: -growls- MINE!!!
Kris: -lets go on the unconscious Vash and jumps on Inuyasha- MIIIIINNEEEE!!
Inuyasha: -grabs the donuts and attempts to get away- NOOOOOOO!!
Kris: -grabs his pink kimono-
Inuyasha: -hands over the donuts- No, I give!! Just don't mess up my kimono!!
Kris: -takes them and beats him over the head with the bag- And don't ever touch them again!
Becky: -looks at the time- Hey!! We should begin soon...
Kurama: -glares at Sesshoumaru- Let's get it on!!
Sesshoumaru: Ok, pretty boy! -shakes a fist- You're going down!
Kurama: -runs at Sesshoumaru, girly slapping him-
Sesshoumaru: -girly slaps back at Kurama-
Kris: .__. Er...
Becky: O___O Heh...
Sesshoumaru: DIE!!! -slaps at Kurama-
Kurama: -begins tirade of girly slaps-
Kurama: NO, YOU!!
Sesshoumaru: YOU!! -slaps-
Kurama: YOU!! -slaps back-
Becky: -sits down- Wow... this could take a while...
Sesshoumaru: YOU KNOW I'M PRETTIER!! I have a whole end theme with just ME!!
Kurama: -slaps again- How dare YOU!!
Sesshoumaru: -slaps Kurama- It's true!
Kurama: -slaps Sesshoumaru- No... I'll never admit to it!!
Sesshoumaru: Fine then!! Just keep lying to yourself!! -slaps-
Becky: -stands up and steps between them- STOP IT NOW!!
Sesshoumaru: -pouts- But he thinks he's prettier than me!!
Kurama: -stops his hand in mid-slap, preventing himself from hitting Becky-
Kurama: -points to Becky- She agrees with me!!
Becky: Heh...
Sesshoumaru: Of course she does! She's ugly!
Becky: -turns around and slaps Sesshoumaru- SHUT UP!!
Sesshoumaru: YOU!!
Becky: YOU!!!
Sano: -steps forward- No, all of you are wrong. The prettiest person here is... Hojo. -points to figure on the ground-
Kurama: O___O
Kris: -grabs strait jacket- C'mere Sano...
Sano: Noooo!! -turns to run-
Kris: -grabs Sano and forces him into the jacket-
Becky: -grabs the jacketed Sano and drags him to her room- Mine now...he he he...
Sesshoumaru: Well, that was interesting. I think I'll go preen myself for the fight. -goes to the bathroom and knocks on the door-
Wolfwood: -yells through the door- Who is it?
Sesshoumaru: I, Sesshoumaru, request entrance to this hygenial facility!
Wolfwood: -through door- What?
Sesshoumaru: ...I need to pee.
Wolfwood: -opens door- Ok. I just didn't want to give the bathroom to Becky... -walks into kitchen-
Sesshoumaru: -goes into the bathroom-
Vash: -wakes up- ...Donuts? Where are you?
Kris: ...in my belly.
Vash: NOOOOO!!
Kris: -cackles and pats tummy-
Becky: -returns to the kitchen holding Jaken's stick and grinning- Guess what guys...
Inuyasha: I know I shouldn't ask but... what?
Becky: -holds up Jaken's stick- I learned how to use it!
Sano: -runs in- O___O She can shoot fire with that thing! RUN!!
Becky: -cackles and shoots fire from the stick, igniting the still unconscious Hojo's hair- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Sano: -runs back to the bedroom to hide-
Hojo: X____X -hair is on fire-
Kenshin: -blinks and pours his glass of orange juice on Hojo's head, putting out the flames-
Hojo: -hair is black and crispy-
Becky: -whacks Kenshin with the stick- You ruined my fun!
Kenshin: @___@
Kris: Don't you think we should start this battle thing soon?
Becky: Yeah. I think we should start. I wanna see some slaughter! -waves Jaken's stick in the air, igniting random things in the kitchen-
Yusuke: o___o; -chair next to him catches fire-
Kris: Err... let's go get everyone.
*Nearly everybody walks out to the backyard, where Kris and Becky had constructed a "ring." It was actually just a large platform made from paper mache, but we can imagine.*
Kris: -drags Hojo out next to the ring- Crispy hair... -pokes his hair, causing half of it to fall out-
Inuyasha: -looks at Hojo- Can't wait 'til he wakes up. That'll make for some real comedy...
Becky: -swings Jaken's stick, igniting the ring and burning it to the ground- Oh, well. The giant circle burned into the ground can serve as the ring now...
Kurama: -looks around- Where'd Sesshoumaru go? I must prove I am better than him in some way... even if it isn't being prettier.
Kris: -looks up from her spot in front of Hojo- He was preening in the bathroom last time I saw him...
Sano: -hops out of the house, his feet tied together- Argh!! -falls on his face-
Becky: Heh... wait. Who tied your feet?
Naraku: -exits the house, eyes gleaming- Kukukukukuku...
Sesshoumaru: -walks out after them, tossing his hair over his shoulder-
Kurama: -walks calmly up to Sesshoumaru- I think this can only be settled in one way.
Sesshoumaru: And what was is that?
Kurama: Braid warfare!!
Sesshoumaru: You're on!
*Both begin to braid each other's hair fiercely*
Kris: Let's get this thing started, shall we?
*Everyone excluding Kurama, Sesshoumaru, Sano, Kenshin, Vash, and Hojo, enters the ring-
Kris: -grabs microphone and begins to shout into it, though everyone can hear her fine without it- Ok, no rules and the last person standing in the ring is the winner! Once you're knocked out or step out of the ring, you're out of the fight! Begin!
*Everyone in the ring stands still, looking around*
Kris: I said BEGIN!!
*The fighters all attack each other at once*
Hojo: -groans and sits up- Hey... what's happening? -stands up and walks into the ring- Did the fight start all ready? -blinks and is suddenly mobbed by the fighters-
Kris: -smirks and hands Becky popcorn- Now this is entertainment.
Vash: -walks over with Kenshin- Couldn't you find a less violent form of entertainment?
Kris: -coughs and hands Vash a donut-
Vash: -grins- Wow, this sure is an interesting fight!!
*Back at the braid war.*
Kurama: -holds up the braid he made in Sesshoumaru's hair- Look! Mine has ribbons AND beads!!
Sesshoumaru: -holds up the braid in Kurama's hair- Mine has feathers and DAISIES!!
Kurama and Sesshoumaru: -turn to Sano- Which looks better?
Sano: They're both nice but... -looks at the half bald Hojo- Hojo's is the best.
*Kurama and Sesshoumaru proceed to beat Sano senseless.*
Becky: -eats popcorn- I don't know which fight I would rather watch. -looks back and forth between the Hojo bashing and the Sano bashing- Oh, well!
Hojo: -lays in the ground, the rest of his hair gone, unconscious-
Kris: -yawns and throws a donut into the ring-
*At that exact moment, Hiei released the Dragon of the Darkness Flame, sending everyone running out of the ring.*
Vash: DONUT!! -runs into the ring and picks it up and nibbles on it-
Hiei: -passes out-
Kris: -blinks and grabs the microphone, yelling into it- Well, by some strange happening, Vash is the only one left standing in the ring, which makes him the winner!
Vash: -runs up to Kris- Waddidiwin??
Kris: -holds up a belt made of aluminum foil that has a donut in the center of it- This!
Vash: -stares at the belt- Why does the donut have a bite in it?
Kris: ...that's the way it came...
Vash: Ok! -yanks the belt out of Kris's hand and puts it on-
*Sesshoumaru and Kurama walk over, discussing hair styles and accessories.*
Becky: So, you guys made up?
Sesshoumaru: No. We've decided that we will train in the arts of hair care and styling for a year then we will have a rematch to finally decide who is the ... (uses a deep, echo-y voice) HAIR MASTER!
Becky: O___O ... whatever.
Kris: -looks from the ecstatic Vash to the unconscious Hiei, Hojo, and Sano- Well, I think you guys deserve to go home now...
*Everyone heads inside, some carrying unconscious bodies with them.*
*In the attic, much later*
Becky: So, you guys ready t go home?
Guys: YES!!
Kris: Sheesh... we get it. -begins to punch in numbers on the time portal's convenient little keypad- But don't be surprised if we come back and get you... for other purposes...
*The guys get freaked out by Kris's last statement and run for the portal. As Vash gets close, Kris grabs him and hugs him.*
Kris: -hands Vash the purple fork- They may need this...
Vash: -takes the fork- Thanks. Oh, and thanks for the awesome belt. -pats belt-
Kris: You're welc... wait, didn't it only have one bite before?
Vash: -grins and looks down at the donut, which now had a bite on either side- Maybe...
*Before Kris could question it any more, Vash jumped through the portal as well, leaving the two girls alone in the attic.*
Becky: -looks at the keypad- Hey... did you just send them to 1966?
Kris: -glances back at the keypad- Oops... looks like I did. -long pause- Well, wanna get some donuts?
Becky: Sure...
*Both girls leave the attic and head for Krispy Kreme.*
!!FIN!!
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Kris: -__- I wanted it to say "Owari", but nooooo, Becky had to put "Fin"..