A/N: yes yes. Thank you people/person who reviewed. Anyways I'm bored so I will only say the disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha, then I wouldn't have this crappy computer. I'd have a super super fast hi-tech laptop and a lot of video games. Get the picture?

Chapter 6 Lollipop man and the first ingredient

Kurama grabbed Hiei, saving him from the wrath of evil bunnies.

Hiei: but I was winning! *heads of dead bunnies covered the floor*

Kurama: we gotta go get the first ingredient to make the shampoo that will make my hair shiny and clean!!

Hiei: fine *pout*

Kurama: let's see... "first you must go in a flaming hot, highly dangerous, highly explosive, and hard-to-live-through volcano in Hawaii!! And find angelica and willow in mountain spring water"

Hiei: Yay!! We're gonna go on vacation!!!! *starts to do the hula with a grass skirt*

Kurama: we're going into a volcano!!! O.O How do we find plants there???

Hiei: let's go and see

In Hawaii...

Hiei: oooohhhhhhh!!!! There's a giant lollipop stuck in the ground!!!!

Kurama: there's a sign on it *reads* "DON'T EAT THE LOLLIPOP"

Hiei: well then that's a nice invitation to eat to the lollipop! *takes it and eats it*

Kurama: erm...yeah...

They go to a volcano. The magma is not bubbling at all and it's not hot.

Hiei: so much for highly dangerous and explosive and flaming hot and hard- to-live-through...*jumps in*

Kurama: How do you do that?

Hiei: I'm a fire demon, Kurama. You dummy. Tsk tsk...

Kurama: *stands on the edge* can you see any plants there?

Hiei: *looks around* there's a bottle here that says: inside is some angelica and willow in mountain spring water. Hmmm...sounds kinda familiar...

Kurama: toss it up will ya?

Hiei: okay *tosses up bottle* it's still familiar...

Suddenly Hiei goes on fire and is blasted out of the volcano.

Kurama: it IS dangerous!!!

Hiei: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Big shadow falls over Hiei, who stops running around.

Hiei: it's a lollipop bigger than the one I ate.

Lollipop: so you DID eat it.

Hiei: yup. It was watermelon and strawberry. Good.

Lollipop: you shall feel my wrath!!!! *gets gooey stuff all over Hiei*

Hiei: *licking the stuff* yum. Melted candy!!!

All these ants suddenly crawl over Hiei.

Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *jumps in the volcano*

BOOOMMM!!!!

Kurama: *giggles* you remind me of hamster Huey and the gooey kablooie!!!!

Hiei: I know how to make you die!!!! You need to be covered in ants! But I can't get any so leaves and sticks should be good. *piles up leaves and sticks on the lollipop*

Lollipop: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *dies*

Hiei: Yay! But now I don't get to lick him... Kurama: *drags Hiei* let's go get the next ingredient...

A/N: I never would have thought Hiei liked lollipops. But there's this pic that I have of Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei when they were little kids!! Hiei was eating a lollipop! Kurama was sleeping with his blankie and Yusuke was hugging his teddy bear!!! It's so cute! If you want to see it, email me!