Please, all comments will be appreciated, I worked hard on this. I love

you all. P.S. I apologize for the crappy format of this story. It's a

technical thing.

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Aboard the Black Apollo, lit by light sabers (because someone aimed a

helmet bomb a cubis centimeter off and it hit the power switch and the

power went out)

"Dumbass." Boobossa growls at/about whoever shot that bomb as he

munches an apple.

Smoke hangs heavy around the whole ship. Raghetti stammers about the

control room of the ship, coughing.

"Goooooood stuff.." He chokes.

Pintel comes choking out the boat and nodding his head slowly while

smiling. They both look up to see Boobossa watching them. They stand up

erect and as sober as possible. They present a young woman clad in footie

pajamas.

"I diziddizn't know we was taking captives, DAWG," a new, deep voice

said.

"Dude, she pulled a par-tay." Pintel sighs.

"Poopie. Now we can't make her our human slave." The same voice,

No'Sun, replied.

"We must now go to the Poop Deck." Pintel suggests.

Elizabeth laughs at this.

"Hahahahahahaha, POOP deck. POOP! HAHAHAH!!!"

Pintel and Raghetti snicker to eachother, being all whoo-ey.

"I am here to.." Elizabeth starts when No'Sun slaps her. She starts

mouthing curse words at him until she goes into convulsions. Boobossa

grabs No'Sun's arist and puts him in a headlock.

"You will NOT touch those under the protection of par-tay. Now, as

punishment, you shall smell the mighty armpit of death!"

"Aye sir," No'Sun agreed as Boobossa let go of him and turned to smile

at Elizabeth revealing all of his teeth to be silver and gold.

Elizabeth flinches, and covers her eyes with her arm.

"OMG WHERE ARE MY SUNGLASSES?!" She stumbles backwards. Boobossa closes

his mouth.

"Sorry, lass."

"Eh, it's okay..well, I have come to negotiate the cessation of

hostilities against Port Abella."

"Duhhh.."

"Leave and never come back."

The pirate/aliens laugh.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No."

Elizabeth gets flustered.

"Alright then. We'll just see what happens when I do this."

She goes to the side of the ship and opens the door. She reaches under

her pajamas to get the Underpants. The pirate/aliens 'ooh.' She holds

them out the door.

"I'll drop them."

"Hm. I recognise that smell and it's importance. Why?" Boobossa is

intriqued.

"Because it's what you've been searching for for, erm, however long

it's been that you've been searching for it."

"Mayyyyyyyyyybe."

"Well, then, if these are so worthless, I guess I shall just..drop

them."

The crew looks around and just whistles. She goes to drop them. Their

eyes widen. She catches them.

"Not important?" She asked with suspicion.

"What's your name?" Boobossa questions.

"Elizabeth.." She didn't want to tell her last name. "..Cheesehead. I'm

a maid for the Swann house."

"Hm. You've got bling for a maid."

"Thank you."

"Ah, and the undies. I suppose you found those while cleaning."

"Uh, yeah, sure. I'll go with that."

"If you hand those over to me, we'll go bye bye forever."

"Hm. Can I trust you?"

"You invoked the par-tay."

"So?"

"Well, yes. OR I WILL KILL YOU."

"K" She hands them over.

Boobossa grins and winks to No'Sun, then makes a fist but leaves out

the pinky and thumb and puts it to his ear mouthing the words 'Call me'.

Blah blah blah No'Sun tells the crew to prepare the ship and they go to

take off.

"Erm, aren't you gonna take me back to shore?" Elizabeth asked.

"Nope."

"Aw, poopie."

Boobossa grins at her, and, again she sheilds her eyes and stumbles

back. Boobossa realises this and shuts his mouth.

"Sorry." He apologizes.

"Eh, it's okay."

"Anyways, Welcome to the Black Apollo, Ms. Cheesehead."

Elizabeth stares. She's askurred.

**

Will sees all the destruction in Port Abella, all the burning ships and

buildings. All the people running.. He busts into the Swann house.

"Ms. Swann! Elizabeth!?" He yells.

No answer. He runs to Norrington's office. Like that'll help..

"Norrington! Elizabeth! They've taken her!" He screams.

Norry, Swanny P., Gilette, Murtogg, Mullroy, and a few other thrown in

characters are sitting there singing Kumbaya.

"Yup." Norrington looks up from the back of a box of Cap'n Crunch.

"See, here's this map I found." He points to an area on it. "This is where

we are, and this is where SHE is."

"Um, dude?" Will interrups.

"Yes, Legolas?"

"That's..a box of cereal. Not a real map."

"Oh." Norry looks at the box in dissapointment for a moment then throws

it over his shoulder. "Poopie."

"We will have to HUNT THEM DOWN! AND THEN KILL THEM AND ROAST THEM OVER

AN OPEN FLAME LIKE A PIG!!" Will insists.

"Have you taken your medication, lad?" Mullroy asks.

Will hangs his head in shame. "No."

"I don't know where we'll start. We are, you know, just a bunch of old

farts." Swanny P. added.

"But..that Jack Sparrow fellow mentioned the Black Apollo." Murtogg

suggests.

"Ah, that Sparrow man. Trust him, I don't think we can. You know he

tried to kill my daughter, which would make me a lonely father." Swanny P.

insists.

Everyone gets quiet and stares at him.

"That was lame." They all criticize.

"Shut up." Swanny P. replies, almost crying.

"Uhhh..Isn't Jerry in jail?" Norrington asked.

Will pitched a fit. He runs around the room and on the walls. He even

thrusted his wrist and a substance strung out and stuck to the ceiling

and he crawled along it, hissing. He jumped down screaming.

"Boy, get out. Go home." Norry tells Will.

Will walks away crying. Aww.