(all of them sneak past the sleeping Russian furbys and climb back into the ship, however as Patrick looks out the window, he sees OB1 arguing with a man in all black)
OB1: I told you, sir, these coupons have expired
Darth Vader (a.k.a. John Lester, hereby referred to as JL): But I must have my steak
OB1: Listen, I'm sorry I need to see some cash
JL: Grrrr (John Lester pulls out a large glowing bread stick) Fine, but I'm taking the bread
OB1: Oh, no you're not (Grabs a glowing bread stick)
(as the two begin to fight, Patrick screams out)
P: Noooooo! You'll spoil the bread *sobs*
(OB1 seeing his stress tries to run, but John Lester's bread stick catches the edge of his cloak leaving him in his Captain Planet Boxers)
OB1: *Blushing* Why you little creep *chases John Lester*
JL: *running* Ha, Ha try to catch me old man
T: This is too weird let's get out of here John
J: Groar
P: All I wanted was some toast *still sobbing*
T: Good, now's our chance to leave that brat behind…everyone, hurry to the ship
*all but Patrick (who is still on his knees crying) run into the falcon*
P: *still crying* I'm cold and there's furby's after me
(Patrick walks around and somehow finds a kitchen)
P: Oooh a toaster *puts bread in and presses down the lever*
(Patrick sees a shiny red button marked "Danger, do not press this EVER"
P: Oooh, shiny like mango juice *Presses button*
(In an amazing fireworks display (also including cheap Hollywood FX) the re-incarnation star blows up and cheers are heard from the falcon's window)
T: Any of you guys wanna go somewhere cold with a lot of snow and strange creatures?
C3: Meh… as long as there's no more furby mango juice *Shudders*
*Faint scream gradually getting louder is heard* aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHHH *Splat*
*Patrick's smoldering corpse hits the falcon's windshield*
All: AAAHHH
P: What?
All: AAAHHH
P: What are you screaming abou- *turns around* oh
*a large fleet of bow-tie fighters swarm towards them*
T: Hmm, how is Patrick alive?
(Bow-tie fighter fires a blast, which hits Patrick)
P: Wow, I feel more energized
T: Darn…okay, let's blow those things up R2 *Jumps into Potato gun station* Ha, Ha, Ha, die evil scum
C3: You'd think we'd be more surprised that he's still alive
R2: *boop* (meh) *Pushes C3PO out with Patrick*
*Both continually get blasted by bow-tie fighters*
Patrick: Bonjoure…You know, I think that's French or something
C3: FRENCH?!?!?!?!?! *grabs R2 and starts beating Patrick with him*
T: C3PO we need R2 to blow up things and we need you to translate his little beeps so get back in here
C3: Yay, translate
*R2 speeds into the cabin closing the door behind him locking C3PO and Patrick out*
T: R2! Let C3PO back in
*R2 opens the hatch to see C3PO and Patrick floating off into space
R2: *beop* (oops)
T: Aw, now we gotta go back and get them… John, get us back there
J: Roarhr
T: Yes, we have to go and get C3PO. How else are we to know what R2's saying
*R2 rolls eye-thing in exasperation*
J: Roahrr *Shi turns around and flies toward C3PO's floating body*
T: R2, keep those bow-tie fighters off our backs while I get C3PO back in
R2: *Bep* (Yay, more killing) *Jumps into Potato gun station* *boop* (Ha, Ha, Ha, die evil scum) *beep* oh my gosh, I'm starting to sound like Han
C3: Ha, ha, that little bot loves to kill things
R2: *beoep* yeah, things like you
*John finally gets away from the Bow-tie fighters by hitting ADD space. Everyone goes nuts again, so he drops from ADD space and lands on a peculiar frozen planet*
