Lark: OOHHH!!!! I'm sorry... I haven't updated in... *counts fingers* um...
a loooooooonngggg time... sorry... but school has been keeping me sooo damn
busy... yeah... now without any more cabbages in the way of thanksgiving
break... THANK YOU REVIEWERS!!!!! *gives reviewers a million cookies and a
big hug*
OH WAIT!!!! I'VE BEEN WRITING MY ORIGINAL FICTION FOR SO LONG THAT I FOR GOT TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!!! *whacks meself* haha... I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Kurama... wish I could...
Weasel: I'M IN LONDON RIGHT NOW!!! I'M SENDING MY UNDERLING, FERRET, TO ANNOY LARK!!!
Ferret: hee hee... *rubs hands together*
Lark: hmm... I think she's plotting...
Ferret: RRAAAAAAWWRR!!!! *attacks Lark*
CHAPTER 9 THE ALLIANCE OF THE RED UNDERPANTSED BANANAS AND OTHER RANDOM JUNK!!!!!!!
Hiei: What next?
Kurama: erm... I'm hungry... can we eat?
Hiei: uh... *sees an elephant* HEY LOOK!!! A BLOB OF GRAY!!!! *slashes at it with katana*
Kurama: HIEI!!! YOU JUST KILLED AN INNOCENT ELEPHANT!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!
Hiei: *looks at slaughtered elephant* whoa! It's red inside!!! *takes blood an smears it everywhere* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM THE RED MANCE!! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!
Kurama: *sobs* OH POOR ELEPHANT!!! I SHALL GIVE YOU A PROPER BURIAL!!! *stomach growls* *looks at elephant* NOOOOOO!!!!! I SHALL RESIST!! I SHALL RESIST!!! I SHALL RE- *eats the elephant*
Hiei: *grabs a pair of random underwear and sticks it on his head* WOOOHOOOO!!!! NOW I AM THE RED UNDERPANTS MENACE!!!!
Kurama: *barfs out elephant* uggghh... I shall never eat an elephant ever again... by the way, where did that elephant come from???
Hiei: *looks around* HEY LOOK!!!!! A SNACK STAND!! *points* HEY LOOK!! A GIRAFFE!!!! WOOHOOOO!!!! IT'S THE ZOOOOOOO!!!! *raids peanuts from the snack stand*
Kurama: *puts on headphone*
Hiei: *eats peanuts* YAY!!!!! PEANUTS!!!!!
Kurama: I loooove to siiiiiinnnggg!!!!! *starts singing*
Monkeys come over.
Commander Monkey: PUT THE PEANUTS DOWN!!!! AND STOP THAT HORRIBLE SINGING!!!!
Kurama: humph. You stupid monkeys just don't appreciate good singing! *sticks out tongue*
Hiei: NOOOOO!!!! THE RED UNDERPANTS MENACE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO MONKEYS!!!! AND WHY DO VILLANS HAFTA TO SAY THOSE CHEESY LINES ALL THE TIME!!!?????
Commander Monkey: *shrugs* I think it's the stupid director's fault that the script is written like a cabbage...
Hiei: ... alrighty then... THE RED UNDERPANTS MENACE SHALL FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH THE ARMY OF RABID MONKEYS!!!!
AORM (army of rabid monkeys): YEAH!!!!!!!
Hiei: LET US BE THE ALLIANCE OF THE RED UNDERPANTSED BANANAS!!!!
AORM: YEAH!!!!!
Kurama: *grabs Hiei's collar* we have a mission to finish ya know...
Hiei: *hands over the peanuts* here. This is the last ingredient. *runs off with the monkeys* COME ALLIANCE OF THE RED UNDERPANTSED BANANAS!!!! WE MUST FORCE THE GREAT GIRAFFES TO JOIN US!!!!...
Kurama: *holds peanuts and has dot eyes with hair popping out* okay... *goes back to bunny land*
King Bunny: AH! All the three ingredients are here!!! *eats the peanuts*
Kurama: *lightning bolt background* WHAT???? HOW COULD YOU EAT THE SACRED INGREDIENT????? NOW MY HAIR SHALL NEVER BE CLEAN AND SHINEY EVER AGAIN!!!!! OH THE HORROR!!!! *cries in a corner*
King Bunny: oh geez... you only needed the two ingredients... I threw in the peanuts on the list cuz im too lazy to get then by myself.
Kurama: *rolls eyes* okay... so what do I do?
King Bunny: Mix them together! What else can you do with these plants...
Kurama: okay... *starts to mix plants together* hey! This reminds me of when I was little and I picked out all these plants and I took a rock and smashed them and mized them and poured sand from the sandbox all over them! Then I went on the swings. *puts on headphones*
King Bunny: Hey! What songs do you got there! *takes Kurama's headphones* YEAH!!!!! MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM DDR!!!! WOOHOO!!!
Kurama: *swipes at King Bunny* THOSE ARE MY DDR SONGS!!!! GET AWAY FROM THEM!!!! *foams at the mouth while attacking King Bunny*
King Bunny: ewwwwwww... you're foam at the mouth...
Kurama: WHAT??? I AM???? AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THAT MEANS A RABID FANGIRL IS NEARBY!!!!!!
Lark: *jumps out* WOOOHOOO!!!! I CAN FINNALLY COME OUTTA THAT CRAMPED POSITION!!! *does warm-up stretches*
Kurama: Hey! Aren't you that one authoress that was writing the story?
Lark: yeah. Soooooo????
Kurama: Are the director of the story also?
Lark: yeah. Sooooooooo????
Kurama: The alliance of the red underpantsed bananas are after you. They have an army of zoo animals with them.
Hiei: YEAH!!!!! EVERYONE ATTACK HER!!!!!!!
Lark: *takes out her portable sonic the hedgehog balloon* (I don't own Sonic the hedgehog either) *gets on it* WOOOOHOOOO!!!!! *rides away on the giant sonic the hedgehog balloon* YAY!!!! SEE ME RIDE ON MY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BALLOON!!!!!! IT'S SO SONIC THE HEDGEHOGYYY!!!!!
Hiei: okay. *watches*
Kurama: ahem... back to my hair... I'm done mixing it!!!!
King Bunny: Okay. Now plaster it all over your head and do the bunny cha- cha-cha.
Kurama: *plasters it all over his head* ... *dances* CHA-CHA-CHA... CHARMIN!!!!
Kurama's hair gets all glowy and it turns clean.
Kurama: WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YYAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! YIPEEEEE!!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!! *starts doing a sugar added happy dance*
Hiei: finally...
Hobo fortune teller lady: *pops outta nowhere* Yay! You finally removed the stupid curse! Now the authoress will hafta end the dumb story!!!! ... uh... where is she?
Everybody else: *sweatdrops* over there showing off her portable sonic the hedgehog balloon thingy...
Lark: *to some innocent villagers from Inuyasha (don't' own it)* SEE??? IT'S MY WONDERFUL PORTABLE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BALLOON!!!!!!
Inuyasha: HEY LOOK!!!! IT'S A PORTABLE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BALLOON!!!!! *jumps on balloon*
Lark: AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT CAN FIT MORE THAN ONE PERSON!!!!
Miroku: REALLY??? *jumps on*
Kagome and Sango: *jumps on also*
Sonic the hedgehog balloon: *starts to wobble*
Shippou: *turns into balloon but no one wants to ride on him* awwww... *cries*
Ferret: hehe... *pops Shippou and the pratable sonic the hedgehog balloon* oops...
Lark and everybody else: *flying away on the popped balloon* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Lark: AAAHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY!!!! SEE YA LATER!!!!! *flies off*
Kurama and Hiei: *sweatdrop* that's it???
Hobo fortune teller lady: YEAH!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE STORY!!!!!!
King Bunny: then why are we still here... the authoress is gone...
Kurama: unless... *starts to foam at the mouth uncontrollably*
Hiei: OH NO!!!! RABID FANGIRL ALERT!!!!!!
Lark: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases them around*
OH WAIT!!!! I'VE BEEN WRITING MY ORIGINAL FICTION FOR SO LONG THAT I FOR GOT TO DO THE DISCLAIMER!!! *whacks meself* haha... I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Kurama... wish I could...
Weasel: I'M IN LONDON RIGHT NOW!!! I'M SENDING MY UNDERLING, FERRET, TO ANNOY LARK!!!
Ferret: hee hee... *rubs hands together*
Lark: hmm... I think she's plotting...
Ferret: RRAAAAAAWWRR!!!! *attacks Lark*
CHAPTER 9 THE ALLIANCE OF THE RED UNDERPANTSED BANANAS AND OTHER RANDOM JUNK!!!!!!!
Hiei: What next?
Kurama: erm... I'm hungry... can we eat?
Hiei: uh... *sees an elephant* HEY LOOK!!! A BLOB OF GRAY!!!! *slashes at it with katana*
Kurama: HIEI!!! YOU JUST KILLED AN INNOCENT ELEPHANT!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!
Hiei: *looks at slaughtered elephant* whoa! It's red inside!!! *takes blood an smears it everywhere* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I AM THE RED MANCE!! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!
Kurama: *sobs* OH POOR ELEPHANT!!! I SHALL GIVE YOU A PROPER BURIAL!!! *stomach growls* *looks at elephant* NOOOOOO!!!!! I SHALL RESIST!! I SHALL RESIST!!! I SHALL RE- *eats the elephant*
Hiei: *grabs a pair of random underwear and sticks it on his head* WOOOHOOOO!!!! NOW I AM THE RED UNDERPANTS MENACE!!!!
Kurama: *barfs out elephant* uggghh... I shall never eat an elephant ever again... by the way, where did that elephant come from???
Hiei: *looks around* HEY LOOK!!!!! A SNACK STAND!! *points* HEY LOOK!! A GIRAFFE!!!! WOOHOOOO!!!! IT'S THE ZOOOOOOO!!!! *raids peanuts from the snack stand*
Kurama: *puts on headphone*
Hiei: *eats peanuts* YAY!!!!! PEANUTS!!!!!
Kurama: I loooove to siiiiiinnnggg!!!!! *starts singing*
Monkeys come over.
Commander Monkey: PUT THE PEANUTS DOWN!!!! AND STOP THAT HORRIBLE SINGING!!!!
Kurama: humph. You stupid monkeys just don't appreciate good singing! *sticks out tongue*
Hiei: NOOOOO!!!! THE RED UNDERPANTS MENACE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO MONKEYS!!!! AND WHY DO VILLANS HAFTA TO SAY THOSE CHEESY LINES ALL THE TIME!!!?????
Commander Monkey: *shrugs* I think it's the stupid director's fault that the script is written like a cabbage...
Hiei: ... alrighty then... THE RED UNDERPANTS MENACE SHALL FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH THE ARMY OF RABID MONKEYS!!!!
AORM (army of rabid monkeys): YEAH!!!!!!!
Hiei: LET US BE THE ALLIANCE OF THE RED UNDERPANTSED BANANAS!!!!
AORM: YEAH!!!!!
Kurama: *grabs Hiei's collar* we have a mission to finish ya know...
Hiei: *hands over the peanuts* here. This is the last ingredient. *runs off with the monkeys* COME ALLIANCE OF THE RED UNDERPANTSED BANANAS!!!! WE MUST FORCE THE GREAT GIRAFFES TO JOIN US!!!!...
Kurama: *holds peanuts and has dot eyes with hair popping out* okay... *goes back to bunny land*
King Bunny: AH! All the three ingredients are here!!! *eats the peanuts*
Kurama: *lightning bolt background* WHAT???? HOW COULD YOU EAT THE SACRED INGREDIENT????? NOW MY HAIR SHALL NEVER BE CLEAN AND SHINEY EVER AGAIN!!!!! OH THE HORROR!!!! *cries in a corner*
King Bunny: oh geez... you only needed the two ingredients... I threw in the peanuts on the list cuz im too lazy to get then by myself.
Kurama: *rolls eyes* okay... so what do I do?
King Bunny: Mix them together! What else can you do with these plants...
Kurama: okay... *starts to mix plants together* hey! This reminds me of when I was little and I picked out all these plants and I took a rock and smashed them and mized them and poured sand from the sandbox all over them! Then I went on the swings. *puts on headphones*
King Bunny: Hey! What songs do you got there! *takes Kurama's headphones* YEAH!!!!! MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM DDR!!!! WOOHOO!!!
Kurama: *swipes at King Bunny* THOSE ARE MY DDR SONGS!!!! GET AWAY FROM THEM!!!! *foams at the mouth while attacking King Bunny*
King Bunny: ewwwwwww... you're foam at the mouth...
Kurama: WHAT??? I AM???? AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THAT MEANS A RABID FANGIRL IS NEARBY!!!!!!
Lark: *jumps out* WOOOHOOO!!!! I CAN FINNALLY COME OUTTA THAT CRAMPED POSITION!!! *does warm-up stretches*
Kurama: Hey! Aren't you that one authoress that was writing the story?
Lark: yeah. Soooooo????
Kurama: Are the director of the story also?
Lark: yeah. Sooooooooo????
Kurama: The alliance of the red underpantsed bananas are after you. They have an army of zoo animals with them.
Hiei: YEAH!!!!! EVERYONE ATTACK HER!!!!!!!
Lark: *takes out her portable sonic the hedgehog balloon* (I don't own Sonic the hedgehog either) *gets on it* WOOOOHOOOO!!!!! *rides away on the giant sonic the hedgehog balloon* YAY!!!! SEE ME RIDE ON MY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BALLOON!!!!!! IT'S SO SONIC THE HEDGEHOGYYY!!!!!
Hiei: okay. *watches*
Kurama: ahem... back to my hair... I'm done mixing it!!!!
King Bunny: Okay. Now plaster it all over your head and do the bunny cha- cha-cha.
Kurama: *plasters it all over his head* ... *dances* CHA-CHA-CHA... CHARMIN!!!!
Kurama's hair gets all glowy and it turns clean.
Kurama: WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YYAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! YIPEEEEE!!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!! *starts doing a sugar added happy dance*
Hiei: finally...
Hobo fortune teller lady: *pops outta nowhere* Yay! You finally removed the stupid curse! Now the authoress will hafta end the dumb story!!!! ... uh... where is she?
Everybody else: *sweatdrops* over there showing off her portable sonic the hedgehog balloon thingy...
Lark: *to some innocent villagers from Inuyasha (don't' own it)* SEE??? IT'S MY WONDERFUL PORTABLE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BALLOON!!!!!!
Inuyasha: HEY LOOK!!!! IT'S A PORTABLE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BALLOON!!!!! *jumps on balloon*
Lark: AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT CAN FIT MORE THAN ONE PERSON!!!!
Miroku: REALLY??? *jumps on*
Kagome and Sango: *jumps on also*
Sonic the hedgehog balloon: *starts to wobble*
Shippou: *turns into balloon but no one wants to ride on him* awwww... *cries*
Ferret: hehe... *pops Shippou and the pratable sonic the hedgehog balloon* oops...
Lark and everybody else: *flying away on the popped balloon* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Lark: AAAHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY!!!! SEE YA LATER!!!!! *flies off*
Kurama and Hiei: *sweatdrop* that's it???
Hobo fortune teller lady: YEAH!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE STORY!!!!!!
King Bunny: then why are we still here... the authoress is gone...
Kurama: unless... *starts to foam at the mouth uncontrollably*
Hiei: OH NO!!!! RABID FANGIRL ALERT!!!!!!
Lark: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases them around*