I don't own SSBM, Kohl's, Best Buy, or Food Lion.
Jigglypuff: Well, we're here!
C-Falcon: Dude, I'm gonna ask the hot chick er, clerk over there where the spandex section is.
C-Falcon: ( walks over to clerk ) Hey, can you direct me to the spandex section?
Clerk: It's over by the baby section.
C-Falcon: I don't see it. Could you show me?
Clerk: No.
C-Falcon: Why not?
Clerk: I'm busy.
C-Falcon: Could you just point me in the direction of where it is?
Clerk: Yeah, up your ass and around the corner! Now GO AWAY!
C-Falcon: Fine, Bitch.
Marth: Wow, Falcon finally found a chick he couldn't get into bed with in 30 seconds!
( this is for you Kirbymcool11! )
Roy: Ugghhh, I feel sick.
Marth: Yeah, the thought really is sickening once you start thinking about it!
Roy: I think I'm gonna hurl!
Marth: It's not that sick Roy!
( Roy runs to the bathroom and chucks up Kirby. )
Kirby: Dude, why'd you eat me!!!???
Roy: So that's where the marshmallow came from!
Mean while, back at C-Falcon,
Falcon: I hope nobody finds out I'm a pervert! I hope nobody sees me in the girl's bathroom!
Dark Link#23: This would be a good time to make somebody walk in, wouldn't it?
Fox: Dude, what are you doing!?!
C-Falcon: Uh, nothing.
Fox: It doesn't look like nothing! Pervert!
C-Falcon: I am not! Hey, what are you doing in here?
Fox: Um, this never happened, let's just get out of here!
They walk out of the bathroom, and meet up with Marth, Roy, Jigglypuff, and Kirby.
Marth: Where'd you come from Fox?
Fox: ???
Kirby: OH MY GOD! Look at all the round balls of pink gum! I think I'm in love!
Kirby runs over to the gum and is soon accompanied by Jigglypuff, who begins to drool over one of the pieces.
Fox: Y'know, instead of dating anything pink and round they should date each other.
Roy: I know what you mean. Remember that time we were at King's Dominion, and they had just repainted the ferris wheel pink?
C-Falcon: Oh god.
Marth: I don't remember that, but I remember when Kirby fell in love with the cotton candy!
Flashback Kirby was walking along happily, everybody else was in the rest room, so he decided to wander around by himself. Kirby was hungry, so he decided to go to the food area. He then saw the love of his life, a large ball of sugary sweetness that I consider nasty. But what was this some retarded little brat taking a bite out of her? He just couldn't stand it. He nailed that little bugger with his hammer, hard. The smashers were never allowed back in the park, and Kirby had to go through some serious therapy after that incident.
End of Flashback Marth: That was messed up. ( You thought I was done messing up Kirby! You were wrong! )
DarkLink#23: The next chapter is where they actually buy stuff. I know this chapter wasn't very good, because I'm having a writer's block at the moment, but still REVIEW! 10 more!
Jigglypuff: Well, we're here!
C-Falcon: Dude, I'm gonna ask the hot chick er, clerk over there where the spandex section is.
C-Falcon: ( walks over to clerk ) Hey, can you direct me to the spandex section?
Clerk: It's over by the baby section.
C-Falcon: I don't see it. Could you show me?
Clerk: No.
C-Falcon: Why not?
Clerk: I'm busy.
C-Falcon: Could you just point me in the direction of where it is?
Clerk: Yeah, up your ass and around the corner! Now GO AWAY!
C-Falcon: Fine, Bitch.
Marth: Wow, Falcon finally found a chick he couldn't get into bed with in 30 seconds!
( this is for you Kirbymcool11! )
Roy: Ugghhh, I feel sick.
Marth: Yeah, the thought really is sickening once you start thinking about it!
Roy: I think I'm gonna hurl!
Marth: It's not that sick Roy!
( Roy runs to the bathroom and chucks up Kirby. )
Kirby: Dude, why'd you eat me!!!???
Roy: So that's where the marshmallow came from!
Mean while, back at C-Falcon,
Falcon: I hope nobody finds out I'm a pervert! I hope nobody sees me in the girl's bathroom!
Dark Link#23: This would be a good time to make somebody walk in, wouldn't it?
Fox: Dude, what are you doing!?!
C-Falcon: Uh, nothing.
Fox: It doesn't look like nothing! Pervert!
C-Falcon: I am not! Hey, what are you doing in here?
Fox: Um, this never happened, let's just get out of here!
They walk out of the bathroom, and meet up with Marth, Roy, Jigglypuff, and Kirby.
Marth: Where'd you come from Fox?
Fox: ???
Kirby: OH MY GOD! Look at all the round balls of pink gum! I think I'm in love!
Kirby runs over to the gum and is soon accompanied by Jigglypuff, who begins to drool over one of the pieces.
Fox: Y'know, instead of dating anything pink and round they should date each other.
Roy: I know what you mean. Remember that time we were at King's Dominion, and they had just repainted the ferris wheel pink?
C-Falcon: Oh god.
Marth: I don't remember that, but I remember when Kirby fell in love with the cotton candy!
Flashback Kirby was walking along happily, everybody else was in the rest room, so he decided to wander around by himself. Kirby was hungry, so he decided to go to the food area. He then saw the love of his life, a large ball of sugary sweetness that I consider nasty. But what was this some retarded little brat taking a bite out of her? He just couldn't stand it. He nailed that little bugger with his hammer, hard. The smashers were never allowed back in the park, and Kirby had to go through some serious therapy after that incident.
End of Flashback Marth: That was messed up. ( You thought I was done messing up Kirby! You were wrong! )
DarkLink#23: The next chapter is where they actually buy stuff. I know this chapter wasn't very good, because I'm having a writer's block at the moment, but still REVIEW! 10 more!