Super Smash Hunters
VGerX2001
Trouble strikes the land of Nintendo. The Rocket Power and BUM gang from the evil Nick has invaded and kidnapped Mario. Now the Nintendo characters go on a hunt to find the kidnappers and find Mario. PG for mild language and some violence. (No offense to any of the real-life characters who get tortured in any way on this fic or to their fans)
Chapter I
Far away from the happy land of Nintendo, was a evil and corporal operation run by the evil Queen Angelica. The Nick Corporation. Where some of the most craptastic cartoons lived. From the foul stench of Otto and the gang, to the horrible sight of the Butt-Ugly Martians, Nick was evil indeed. Just outside the Throne room was Otto and the BUM, waiting for the door to open and hear Queen Angelica's orders.
Otto: Open up, will ya!
BUM: B! K! M!
The BUM pulled their blasters and blasted at the door, but it opened, and they ended blasting the Queen.
Queen A: Grrr…
Otto: Sorry, dude?
Queen A: Next time it will be your heads!
Otto: What do you wish, your highness?
Queen A: Hey Jimmy…
Jimmy: What do you want? O' savior…
Queen A: Rub my feet while I discuss my proposal. Now Otto, come close…
Queen Angelica pulled her remote controller and turned on her megabig TV nearby. There was a N64 plugged with Super Mario 64 playing. The camera was in a closeup with Mario.
Queen A: Hey you!
**Points to Sam playing the N64**
Queen A: Off!
Sam: But I'm bored
Queen A: Bored? Guards! Show Sam to the Rome room.
Sam: Cool! Hey… Why are you putting this armor on me?
**Guards start to drag Sam away, who has armor over his body and a heavy sword**
Sam: Stop dragging me! I'm not going to fight! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Otto: BUST!
Queen A: Shut your trap!
Otto:**gulp** Sorry…
Queen A: Now look to the T.B. What do you see?
Otto: A fat, italian plumber?
Queen A: A fat italian plumber that will benefit us.
Otto: This fat dork will help us?
Queen A: One more wisecrack and…
Otto: Sorry, I'll listen!
Queen A: Well then. You will go to the land of Nintendo and…
Otto: No way I'm visiting Kiddie Land!
Queen A: Do I have to bring the beheader again? LISTEN!!!!!!!
BUM Martians: Please…
Otto:**grrr** Alright…
Queen A: Your mission is to kidnap the fat plumber and bring him to me. Then we would brainwash him to our side. He would make the perfect replacement for Nick after losing the Rugrats to PBS. If you're succesful, you will be given a sneak peek to Jimmy Neutron 10. If you don't… BEHEADER!!!!!!!!!!
Otto & BUM: **gulp**
Queen A: You will leave for the land of Nintendo now!
Otto: Yes your highness.
**Otto and BUM leave**
Queen A: **pulls Chyntia doll**I love being evil, don't you Chynthia? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, Mario, Link, Fox and Samus are playing Nintendo Monopoly.
Mario: Is there any avenue left to buy?
Fox: Nope!
Link: You should have thought earlier!
Samus: You're the only one without an avenue.
Mario: Damn!
**Mario's cell phone rings**
Mario: Hello?
Otto**Mimicking Peach**: HELP HELP! BOWSER HAS KIDNAPPED ME AGAIN! AHHHHHH!!!!!
**Phone hangs**
Samus: Lemme guess, Peach has been kidnapped again?
Mario: I'm afraid so!
Link: We'll come with you.
Mario: No. This is just another of those captures I will easily thwart.
Link: Okay.
What Mario didn't know was is that the Phone Call was just a gimmick by Otto and the BUM. They evilly laughed as Peach and Bowser were tied, muffling for help.
**Mario enters Peach's castle**
Mario: Mama mia! I'll save you peach!
Otto: Halt!
**Mario jumps on Otto, squashing him into a puddle**
Otto: Get him!
BUMS: B! K! M!
**Mario uses his fireballs and throws them at the BUMS**
Mario: Peach!
Peach: **muffled** Mario!
Bowser: **muffled** Grrrrrrr!
Mario: Bowser?
Soon, a really loud hum is heard. It's Reggie's Hovernator 5000X! Breaking the sound barrier!
Reggie: Prepare to be suctioned!
Mario:**yelling** WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Reggie: **yelling** WHAT?
Otto: Suck him into the Hovernator, Reg!
**Mario gets sucked by the Hovernator, and flies away with Otto and the BUM**
Mario**distance**: MAMA MIA…!!!!!
Link: What was that?
**Complaints from Nintendo characters around heard**
Falco: I'm trying to sleep!
Captain Falcon: What was humming so loudly? Oh my ears!
**Link, Fox and Samus go to Peach Castle, where Bowser and Peach are still tied**
Samus: **unties Bowser and Peach** What was that?
Bowser: Intruders…
Peach: They were horrible! They kidnapped Mario!
Voice: Nicktruders in fact!
Fox: Who was that?
Voice: Turn around, dummies!
**Link, Fox and Samus turns around**
Queen A: This is Queen A, via the tb telephone one of my men left.
Link: **Points Sword to tv telephone** I'm warning you…
Queen A: That won't work, dummy. I'm 300 kabillion miles away from you. This is a transmission to the tb telephone.
Fox: What do you want?
Queen A: We've capture the fat plumber you call Mario and we won't give him back. Once he reeches the Nick Corporation, we will brainwashy him and make him our mascot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**TV telephone transmission ends**
Link**turning to Fox and Samus**: We have to alert Miyamoto and the rest.
The next day was the saddest day for Nintendo. The newsmen of Nintendo informed Miyamoto and the rest. Hiroshi Yamauchi, Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo Characters were present in a meeting.
Hiroshi: People, let's calm down…
Donkey Kong: We should sue Nick!
Kirby: No! We should strangle them…
Link: Don't you think that's too violent?
Kirby: It's fair game after what Nick did.
Captain Falcon: My ears! That loud humming… **faints**
Falco: I couldn't sleep last night! My eyes are drowsy as hell!
Hiroshi: SILENCE!!!!!!!!**everybody shuts up** There's still a chance.
Miyamoto: There is? I'll be back a sec…
**Goes to Bathroom**
Miyamoto: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
**Leaves Bathroom and returns to reunion**
Miyamoto: You may continue, Hiroshi.
Hiroshi: Well then. Nick is a evil corporate company that wants to rot innocent people's brains with craptastic cartoons, or as they like to call it, "nicktoons". They once were innocent. They had shows like Clarissa Explains it All, Pete & Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy and more.
Fox: Now I remember…
Hiroshi: But… one day, Herb Scannel took over as president of Nick. His whole life revolved around cartoons. And one by one, they replaced the good shows they had with crappy ones. The only good shows left-according to viewers who can tolerate the compant-are Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants and Hey Arnold.
Link: Those scums.
Kirby: Yeah!
Hiroshi**holding tape**: What I have here is 4 hours of some of the crappy Nick shows sent to me by VGerX2001. I'm going to put the tape in the VCR so you can see how vile Nick is. Be warned, anybody squeamish might want to leave.
**Luigi, Donkey Kong, Fox(Dragging Captain Falcon), Falco, Pikachu and Kirby leave**
Hiroshi: Miyamoto, Link, Samus, Ness, Bowser, I see you stayed. I'm giving you one last chance.
Link: Nope
Samus: I'm not afraid of anything.
Ness: What they said.
Miyamoto: I need to know about these scums.
Bowser: Nobody does that to Mario except me!
Hiroshi: I'll take that as a no. Brace yourselves…
**Hiroshi inserts tape, and the 4-hour of torture began. First they showed an hour of Rocket Power. Then it was Butt Ugly Martians hour, then an hour of As told by Ginger and finally, an hour of Jimmy Neutron: The Show. When it ended, Link, Bowser and Miyamoto was enraged, Samus was retching in her armor and Ness had fainted**
Hiroshi: What did you think?
Miyamoto: That was horrible!
Bowser: A monkey could write a better plot!
Link: I'm going to be sick…
Samus: I already am…
Ness: Uhhhh…
Hiroshi: Any five of you voluntering to rescue Mario?
**Link, Samus, Bowser raise hands**
Ness: My stomach ache from watching such horrible programming…
Miyamoto: I have to stay back and protect the others.
Hiroshi: Well then. Link, Bowser and Samus are signed along with Donkey Kong and Pikachu to become the Super Smash Hunters.
Link: But how do we reach them?
Hiroshi: Simple. Right after the tape there is a map to Nick Corporation.
**Hiroshi pulls tape from TV**
Miyamoto: Oooh…
Hiroshi: The map-as it says-tells us a bit about Nick.
"Funded in 1979, Nick Corporations made quality
shows enjoyed by all ages. President Herb Scannel
helped in the funding of Jimmy Neutron: The Series.
The tragic demise of Herb Scannel struck hard into
millions. In his dying words, he made Angelica Pickles
the new president. Despite his fall, Nick seems to be in
the right hands."
Bowser: Quality shows my spiked rear.
Hiroshi: You three will depart with Donkey Kong and Pikachu on the Great Fox this night. This meeting is over. See you tonight.
Link: See you…
Tonight, thousands of Nintendo characters look as Link, Samus, Bowser, Donkey Kong and Pikachu prepare to depart. The nasty Queen Angelica was looking afar with her Super Duper Telescope.
Queen A: Look at them Chynthia. 5 poor dummies prepare for their dumbest adventure of their lifes! But I'm Queen Angelica, and I won't let them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Jimmy: Uh Angelica?
Queen A: It's Queen Angelica, you dopehead.
Jimmy: Right. We have a problem on the Clone Factory. An intruder is messing around with the Clone Machine.
Queen A: Send 50 troops of Nick Zombies.
Jimmy: Yes oh savior.
At the departing…
Peach: Uh… Bowser?
Bowser: Grrr… What?
Peach: I um… uhh… eee… uhh… ohh… good luck?
Bowser: Grrr… uhh… thanks…
Donkey Kong: Let's go!
**Bowser enters**
Samus: Start her Link!
Link: Alright. Everybody hold on!
The Great Fox sped onto Space, where they would find the Nick Corporation somewhere in the empty…
VGerX2001
Trouble strikes the land of Nintendo. The Rocket Power and BUM gang from the evil Nick has invaded and kidnapped Mario. Now the Nintendo characters go on a hunt to find the kidnappers and find Mario. PG for mild language and some violence. (No offense to any of the real-life characters who get tortured in any way on this fic or to their fans)
Chapter I
Far away from the happy land of Nintendo, was a evil and corporal operation run by the evil Queen Angelica. The Nick Corporation. Where some of the most craptastic cartoons lived. From the foul stench of Otto and the gang, to the horrible sight of the Butt-Ugly Martians, Nick was evil indeed. Just outside the Throne room was Otto and the BUM, waiting for the door to open and hear Queen Angelica's orders.
Otto: Open up, will ya!
BUM: B! K! M!
The BUM pulled their blasters and blasted at the door, but it opened, and they ended blasting the Queen.
Queen A: Grrr…
Otto: Sorry, dude?
Queen A: Next time it will be your heads!
Otto: What do you wish, your highness?
Queen A: Hey Jimmy…
Jimmy: What do you want? O' savior…
Queen A: Rub my feet while I discuss my proposal. Now Otto, come close…
Queen Angelica pulled her remote controller and turned on her megabig TV nearby. There was a N64 plugged with Super Mario 64 playing. The camera was in a closeup with Mario.
Queen A: Hey you!
**Points to Sam playing the N64**
Queen A: Off!
Sam: But I'm bored
Queen A: Bored? Guards! Show Sam to the Rome room.
Sam: Cool! Hey… Why are you putting this armor on me?
**Guards start to drag Sam away, who has armor over his body and a heavy sword**
Sam: Stop dragging me! I'm not going to fight! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Otto: BUST!
Queen A: Shut your trap!
Otto:**gulp** Sorry…
Queen A: Now look to the T.B. What do you see?
Otto: A fat, italian plumber?
Queen A: A fat italian plumber that will benefit us.
Otto: This fat dork will help us?
Queen A: One more wisecrack and…
Otto: Sorry, I'll listen!
Queen A: Well then. You will go to the land of Nintendo and…
Otto: No way I'm visiting Kiddie Land!
Queen A: Do I have to bring the beheader again? LISTEN!!!!!!!
BUM Martians: Please…
Otto:**grrr** Alright…
Queen A: Your mission is to kidnap the fat plumber and bring him to me. Then we would brainwash him to our side. He would make the perfect replacement for Nick after losing the Rugrats to PBS. If you're succesful, you will be given a sneak peek to Jimmy Neutron 10. If you don't… BEHEADER!!!!!!!!!!
Otto & BUM: **gulp**
Queen A: You will leave for the land of Nintendo now!
Otto: Yes your highness.
**Otto and BUM leave**
Queen A: **pulls Chyntia doll**I love being evil, don't you Chynthia? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, Mario, Link, Fox and Samus are playing Nintendo Monopoly.
Mario: Is there any avenue left to buy?
Fox: Nope!
Link: You should have thought earlier!
Samus: You're the only one without an avenue.
Mario: Damn!
**Mario's cell phone rings**
Mario: Hello?
Otto**Mimicking Peach**: HELP HELP! BOWSER HAS KIDNAPPED ME AGAIN! AHHHHHH!!!!!
**Phone hangs**
Samus: Lemme guess, Peach has been kidnapped again?
Mario: I'm afraid so!
Link: We'll come with you.
Mario: No. This is just another of those captures I will easily thwart.
Link: Okay.
What Mario didn't know was is that the Phone Call was just a gimmick by Otto and the BUM. They evilly laughed as Peach and Bowser were tied, muffling for help.
**Mario enters Peach's castle**
Mario: Mama mia! I'll save you peach!
Otto: Halt!
**Mario jumps on Otto, squashing him into a puddle**
Otto: Get him!
BUMS: B! K! M!
**Mario uses his fireballs and throws them at the BUMS**
Mario: Peach!
Peach: **muffled** Mario!
Bowser: **muffled** Grrrrrrr!
Mario: Bowser?
Soon, a really loud hum is heard. It's Reggie's Hovernator 5000X! Breaking the sound barrier!
Reggie: Prepare to be suctioned!
Mario:**yelling** WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Reggie: **yelling** WHAT?
Otto: Suck him into the Hovernator, Reg!
**Mario gets sucked by the Hovernator, and flies away with Otto and the BUM**
Mario**distance**: MAMA MIA…!!!!!
Link: What was that?
**Complaints from Nintendo characters around heard**
Falco: I'm trying to sleep!
Captain Falcon: What was humming so loudly? Oh my ears!
**Link, Fox and Samus go to Peach Castle, where Bowser and Peach are still tied**
Samus: **unties Bowser and Peach** What was that?
Bowser: Intruders…
Peach: They were horrible! They kidnapped Mario!
Voice: Nicktruders in fact!
Fox: Who was that?
Voice: Turn around, dummies!
**Link, Fox and Samus turns around**
Queen A: This is Queen A, via the tb telephone one of my men left.
Link: **Points Sword to tv telephone** I'm warning you…
Queen A: That won't work, dummy. I'm 300 kabillion miles away from you. This is a transmission to the tb telephone.
Fox: What do you want?
Queen A: We've capture the fat plumber you call Mario and we won't give him back. Once he reeches the Nick Corporation, we will brainwashy him and make him our mascot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**TV telephone transmission ends**
Link**turning to Fox and Samus**: We have to alert Miyamoto and the rest.
The next day was the saddest day for Nintendo. The newsmen of Nintendo informed Miyamoto and the rest. Hiroshi Yamauchi, Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo Characters were present in a meeting.
Hiroshi: People, let's calm down…
Donkey Kong: We should sue Nick!
Kirby: No! We should strangle them…
Link: Don't you think that's too violent?
Kirby: It's fair game after what Nick did.
Captain Falcon: My ears! That loud humming… **faints**
Falco: I couldn't sleep last night! My eyes are drowsy as hell!
Hiroshi: SILENCE!!!!!!!!**everybody shuts up** There's still a chance.
Miyamoto: There is? I'll be back a sec…
**Goes to Bathroom**
Miyamoto: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
**Leaves Bathroom and returns to reunion**
Miyamoto: You may continue, Hiroshi.
Hiroshi: Well then. Nick is a evil corporate company that wants to rot innocent people's brains with craptastic cartoons, or as they like to call it, "nicktoons". They once were innocent. They had shows like Clarissa Explains it All, Pete & Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy and more.
Fox: Now I remember…
Hiroshi: But… one day, Herb Scannel took over as president of Nick. His whole life revolved around cartoons. And one by one, they replaced the good shows they had with crappy ones. The only good shows left-according to viewers who can tolerate the compant-are Invader Zim, Spongebob Squarepants and Hey Arnold.
Link: Those scums.
Kirby: Yeah!
Hiroshi**holding tape**: What I have here is 4 hours of some of the crappy Nick shows sent to me by VGerX2001. I'm going to put the tape in the VCR so you can see how vile Nick is. Be warned, anybody squeamish might want to leave.
**Luigi, Donkey Kong, Fox(Dragging Captain Falcon), Falco, Pikachu and Kirby leave**
Hiroshi: Miyamoto, Link, Samus, Ness, Bowser, I see you stayed. I'm giving you one last chance.
Link: Nope
Samus: I'm not afraid of anything.
Ness: What they said.
Miyamoto: I need to know about these scums.
Bowser: Nobody does that to Mario except me!
Hiroshi: I'll take that as a no. Brace yourselves…
**Hiroshi inserts tape, and the 4-hour of torture began. First they showed an hour of Rocket Power. Then it was Butt Ugly Martians hour, then an hour of As told by Ginger and finally, an hour of Jimmy Neutron: The Show. When it ended, Link, Bowser and Miyamoto was enraged, Samus was retching in her armor and Ness had fainted**
Hiroshi: What did you think?
Miyamoto: That was horrible!
Bowser: A monkey could write a better plot!
Link: I'm going to be sick…
Samus: I already am…
Ness: Uhhhh…
Hiroshi: Any five of you voluntering to rescue Mario?
**Link, Samus, Bowser raise hands**
Ness: My stomach ache from watching such horrible programming…
Miyamoto: I have to stay back and protect the others.
Hiroshi: Well then. Link, Bowser and Samus are signed along with Donkey Kong and Pikachu to become the Super Smash Hunters.
Link: But how do we reach them?
Hiroshi: Simple. Right after the tape there is a map to Nick Corporation.
**Hiroshi pulls tape from TV**
Miyamoto: Oooh…
Hiroshi: The map-as it says-tells us a bit about Nick.
"Funded in 1979, Nick Corporations made quality
shows enjoyed by all ages. President Herb Scannel
helped in the funding of Jimmy Neutron: The Series.
The tragic demise of Herb Scannel struck hard into
millions. In his dying words, he made Angelica Pickles
the new president. Despite his fall, Nick seems to be in
the right hands."
Bowser: Quality shows my spiked rear.
Hiroshi: You three will depart with Donkey Kong and Pikachu on the Great Fox this night. This meeting is over. See you tonight.
Link: See you…
Tonight, thousands of Nintendo characters look as Link, Samus, Bowser, Donkey Kong and Pikachu prepare to depart. The nasty Queen Angelica was looking afar with her Super Duper Telescope.
Queen A: Look at them Chynthia. 5 poor dummies prepare for their dumbest adventure of their lifes! But I'm Queen Angelica, and I won't let them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Jimmy: Uh Angelica?
Queen A: It's Queen Angelica, you dopehead.
Jimmy: Right. We have a problem on the Clone Factory. An intruder is messing around with the Clone Machine.
Queen A: Send 50 troops of Nick Zombies.
Jimmy: Yes oh savior.
At the departing…
Peach: Uh… Bowser?
Bowser: Grrr… What?
Peach: I um… uhh… eee… uhh… ohh… good luck?
Bowser: Grrr… uhh… thanks…
Donkey Kong: Let's go!
**Bowser enters**
Samus: Start her Link!
Link: Alright. Everybody hold on!
The Great Fox sped onto Space, where they would find the Nick Corporation somewhere in the empty…