Chapter 2
Back on the Nick Corporations was a invader messing with the Clone machines. Queen Angelica growled in enragement as the troops of Nick Zombies entered the Clone Factory.
Otto Zombie: Die! Shoobie!
Invader: You're doomed.
**Invader pulls zap gun out of his backpack and aims it at Otto Zombie**
Invader: Beware. Because I am.
**Dense fog dissapears, revealing Invader Zim and GIR!**
Gir: Piggies!
**Gir jumps onto a Cloning Machine and creates clones of Pig dolls, flooding the Clone Factory**
Zim: RUN!!
Jimmy: Queen!
Queen A: What?
Jimmy: The Clone Factory is getting overloaded! Piggies everywhere!
Queen A: You dummy!
Jimmy: It's not my fault! Invader Zim and GIR stuffed the place with piggies!
Queen A: Tell the people of Nick we're having a re-onion.
Jimmy: Yes madam.
Queen Angelica stages a reunion where some of the most evil Nick men and women are. Dave Aizer, Nick Cannon, Aaron Carter, Jimmy Neutron, Amanda Bynes, Ginger Foutley and more join Queen Angelica on the Nick Corporate Re- onion center.
Queen A: Alright dummies. The only reason I called you here is to discuss how we shall plot revenge on the Rebellion, the idiots that departed from Nick and moved to different Companies.
Dave Aizer: These pants are itchy. Who made them?
**Queen Angelica presses drop button on Dave, dropping him into the flame pit**
Queen A: Hopefully there won't be any more annoyances. Now. Zim and Gir have invaded and temporaly disabled the Clone Machines. What do you idiots suggest for the time being?
Jimmy: More me?
Ginger: More morals for my show?
Amanda Bynes: More Dancing Lobsters clones?
**Queen Angelica presses drop button on Amanda**
Queen A: **getting up** I suggest. Mr. Cannon?
Nick Cannon: **whispering to Macie Lightfoot** .bogus meeting this is.
Queen A: AHEM!
Nick Cannon: Oh! Sorry. I was just talking to my girlfriend Macie Lightfoot how bogus this meeting is! **covers mouth** GULP.
Queen A: If you love her so much then why don't you broaden your relationship in hell?
**Queen Angelica presses drop button on both Nick Cannon and Macie Lightfoot**
Queen A: Aaron?
Aaron: What, your highness?
Queen A: If you're not whispering on how "bogus" this meeting is, may you open the door?
Aaron: Why?
Queen A: JUST OPEN IT! DUMMY! Or you will live with Nick Cannon and Dave Aizer!
Aaron: GULP. Alright.
**Aaron opens the door, but before he can finish opening it, Otto and the BUM crash onto the door-falling and squashing Aaron Carter-with a helpless Mario being dragged in**
Otto: Hi! I hope we're not late. We heard that the Clone Factory has been invaded and we came here as fast as we could.
BUM: Oh yeah. We also captured Mario.
Queen A: Excellent.
**Mario is placed in the middle of the table, so everybody can see him**
Mario: **mumbles in bandana placed in his mouth**
Queen A: Remove it.
Otto: Remove what?
Queen A: The bandana, peabrain!
**Otto removes bandana**
Mario: .out of here, you scums!
Queen A: So. you're the fat, italian plumber they call Mario.
Mario: Yeah. So what?
Twister: Mario? You're my favorite! I have all of your.
**Queen A uses drop button on Twister**
Twister: **falling** GAMES.!!!
Queen A: Hey Mario.
Mario: What?
Queen A: Do you remember when the Rugrats departed to PBS because they got treated unfairly?
Mario: Who wouldn't? You decreased their raises 80% of what Herb Scannel originally paid them.
Queen A: Because of that, you are our new mascot!
Mario: Never!
Queen A: Since you would not turn easily anyway. BRING ON THE BRAINWASHY MACHINE!
**Two Otto Clones appear, carrying the brainwashing machine**
Queen A: Otto Clones, get him in!
Mario: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
**Otto Clones drag Mario onto the brainwashing machine when.**
**Ninja crashes onto the meeting**
Queen A: Jimmy! Get him!
Jimmy: Aye Aye! Queen!
**Ninja dodges Jimmy's jump**
Queen A: My Zappy!
**Ginger clone tosses Queen Angelica her zap gun**
Queen A: DIE! DIE!
**Queen Angelica blasts at the Ninja but misses, and escapes with Mario jumping outside the window**
Queen A: SEND THE BUM AIRTROOPS!
**BUM Airtroops take to the air as the ninja and Mario keep falling down**
Ninja: GAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUM Airtroop: Target found, prepare missiles.
BUM Airtroop 2: Preparing missiles, stand by.
Gaz: **In starship** What do you want me to do?
Ninja: Get that rear of your Spaceship here so we can laaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!
Gaz: Coming.
**Starship appears below the falling Ninja and Mario**
Mario: MAMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!
**The Ninja and Mario crash inside the starship**
Ninja: Go! Go!
Gaz: Hold on.
**BUM airtroops approach Starship**
BUM airtroop: Firing torpedo!
**Torpedo launched**
Gaz: It's on our back!
BUM airtroops: You are surrounded! Give in or you will sing the BKM song!
Gaz: Damn.
BUM airtroops: B! K!.
**Ninja shoots radio transmission with zap gun**
Ninja: Gaz, how do we get out?
Gaz: Hold on. I saw this in a GameSlave game once. You jump into that rocket and hot-wire it to hit the enemies.
Ninja: ME?! Why not you?
Gaz: Somebody needs to manuever this ship while you hot-wire them!
Ninja: Grrr. Open door.
**Ninja jumps into the rocket, weaving and turning hard**
Ninja: HEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz: Hold on!
Jimmy: The target has been found, your highness.
Queen A: Who made these BUM starships, the emeny should be mashed 'tatos by now! Where's my ship?
Jimmy: OPEN DOCK!!!!
Ginger Clone: Opening dock, stand by.
Queen A: I'll be back faster than you can say "Boy Genius"!
Jimmy: Alrighty, o'savior.
Ninja: I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Queen A: Got emeny in sight, firing gun.
Gaz: Dib. Dib! I have a better idea!
Ninja: YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Gaz: When Queen Angelica fires at you, jump back!
Ninja: ALLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen A: 7, 2, 5, 9, 4, 89, 74, 1.
GAZ: JUMP!!!!!!!!!!
**Ninja jumps as the guns hit the torpedo**
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen A: Pull back! All BUM airtroops pull back! The whole dam place is exploding!
Ninja: That will cripple them for a while.
Mario: Uh. Where am I?
Ninja: On a rebellion starship, we heard that Nick kidnapped somebody again and we had to take evasive action.
Mario: Who are you people?
Ninja: **takes off mask** I'm Dib, she's Gaz, the rest are hidden in Mars. That's where rejected nicktoons and other cartoons reside.
Mario: I'm a Nintendo character.
Gaz: **freezes** THE nintendo character that appeared in Game Slave? I'm your biggest fan!!!!
Dib: Now Gaz, you can praise him later, we must get to Mars.
Gaz: You know, the others at mars are also big fans, but I'm the biggest!
Dib: ASTEROID!!!!!!!!
Mario: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Gaz: Sorry!
**Starship dodges asteroid**
Back on the Nick Corporations was a invader messing with the Clone machines. Queen Angelica growled in enragement as the troops of Nick Zombies entered the Clone Factory.
Otto Zombie: Die! Shoobie!
Invader: You're doomed.
**Invader pulls zap gun out of his backpack and aims it at Otto Zombie**
Invader: Beware. Because I am.
**Dense fog dissapears, revealing Invader Zim and GIR!**
Gir: Piggies!
**Gir jumps onto a Cloning Machine and creates clones of Pig dolls, flooding the Clone Factory**
Zim: RUN!!
Jimmy: Queen!
Queen A: What?
Jimmy: The Clone Factory is getting overloaded! Piggies everywhere!
Queen A: You dummy!
Jimmy: It's not my fault! Invader Zim and GIR stuffed the place with piggies!
Queen A: Tell the people of Nick we're having a re-onion.
Jimmy: Yes madam.
Queen Angelica stages a reunion where some of the most evil Nick men and women are. Dave Aizer, Nick Cannon, Aaron Carter, Jimmy Neutron, Amanda Bynes, Ginger Foutley and more join Queen Angelica on the Nick Corporate Re- onion center.
Queen A: Alright dummies. The only reason I called you here is to discuss how we shall plot revenge on the Rebellion, the idiots that departed from Nick and moved to different Companies.
Dave Aizer: These pants are itchy. Who made them?
**Queen Angelica presses drop button on Dave, dropping him into the flame pit**
Queen A: Hopefully there won't be any more annoyances. Now. Zim and Gir have invaded and temporaly disabled the Clone Machines. What do you idiots suggest for the time being?
Jimmy: More me?
Ginger: More morals for my show?
Amanda Bynes: More Dancing Lobsters clones?
**Queen Angelica presses drop button on Amanda**
Queen A: **getting up** I suggest. Mr. Cannon?
Nick Cannon: **whispering to Macie Lightfoot** .bogus meeting this is.
Queen A: AHEM!
Nick Cannon: Oh! Sorry. I was just talking to my girlfriend Macie Lightfoot how bogus this meeting is! **covers mouth** GULP.
Queen A: If you love her so much then why don't you broaden your relationship in hell?
**Queen Angelica presses drop button on both Nick Cannon and Macie Lightfoot**
Queen A: Aaron?
Aaron: What, your highness?
Queen A: If you're not whispering on how "bogus" this meeting is, may you open the door?
Aaron: Why?
Queen A: JUST OPEN IT! DUMMY! Or you will live with Nick Cannon and Dave Aizer!
Aaron: GULP. Alright.
**Aaron opens the door, but before he can finish opening it, Otto and the BUM crash onto the door-falling and squashing Aaron Carter-with a helpless Mario being dragged in**
Otto: Hi! I hope we're not late. We heard that the Clone Factory has been invaded and we came here as fast as we could.
BUM: Oh yeah. We also captured Mario.
Queen A: Excellent.
**Mario is placed in the middle of the table, so everybody can see him**
Mario: **mumbles in bandana placed in his mouth**
Queen A: Remove it.
Otto: Remove what?
Queen A: The bandana, peabrain!
**Otto removes bandana**
Mario: .out of here, you scums!
Queen A: So. you're the fat, italian plumber they call Mario.
Mario: Yeah. So what?
Twister: Mario? You're my favorite! I have all of your.
**Queen A uses drop button on Twister**
Twister: **falling** GAMES.!!!
Queen A: Hey Mario.
Mario: What?
Queen A: Do you remember when the Rugrats departed to PBS because they got treated unfairly?
Mario: Who wouldn't? You decreased their raises 80% of what Herb Scannel originally paid them.
Queen A: Because of that, you are our new mascot!
Mario: Never!
Queen A: Since you would not turn easily anyway. BRING ON THE BRAINWASHY MACHINE!
**Two Otto Clones appear, carrying the brainwashing machine**
Queen A: Otto Clones, get him in!
Mario: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
**Otto Clones drag Mario onto the brainwashing machine when.**
**Ninja crashes onto the meeting**
Queen A: Jimmy! Get him!
Jimmy: Aye Aye! Queen!
**Ninja dodges Jimmy's jump**
Queen A: My Zappy!
**Ginger clone tosses Queen Angelica her zap gun**
Queen A: DIE! DIE!
**Queen Angelica blasts at the Ninja but misses, and escapes with Mario jumping outside the window**
Queen A: SEND THE BUM AIRTROOPS!
**BUM Airtroops take to the air as the ninja and Mario keep falling down**
Ninja: GAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUM Airtroop: Target found, prepare missiles.
BUM Airtroop 2: Preparing missiles, stand by.
Gaz: **In starship** What do you want me to do?
Ninja: Get that rear of your Spaceship here so we can laaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!
Gaz: Coming.
**Starship appears below the falling Ninja and Mario**
Mario: MAMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
CRASH!!!!!!!!!
**The Ninja and Mario crash inside the starship**
Ninja: Go! Go!
Gaz: Hold on.
**BUM airtroops approach Starship**
BUM airtroop: Firing torpedo!
**Torpedo launched**
Gaz: It's on our back!
BUM airtroops: You are surrounded! Give in or you will sing the BKM song!
Gaz: Damn.
BUM airtroops: B! K!.
**Ninja shoots radio transmission with zap gun**
Ninja: Gaz, how do we get out?
Gaz: Hold on. I saw this in a GameSlave game once. You jump into that rocket and hot-wire it to hit the enemies.
Ninja: ME?! Why not you?
Gaz: Somebody needs to manuever this ship while you hot-wire them!
Ninja: Grrr. Open door.
**Ninja jumps into the rocket, weaving and turning hard**
Ninja: HEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz: Hold on!
Jimmy: The target has been found, your highness.
Queen A: Who made these BUM starships, the emeny should be mashed 'tatos by now! Where's my ship?
Jimmy: OPEN DOCK!!!!
Ginger Clone: Opening dock, stand by.
Queen A: I'll be back faster than you can say "Boy Genius"!
Jimmy: Alrighty, o'savior.
Ninja: I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Queen A: Got emeny in sight, firing gun.
Gaz: Dib. Dib! I have a better idea!
Ninja: YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Gaz: When Queen Angelica fires at you, jump back!
Ninja: ALLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen A: 7, 2, 5, 9, 4, 89, 74, 1.
GAZ: JUMP!!!!!!!!!!
**Ninja jumps as the guns hit the torpedo**
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen A: Pull back! All BUM airtroops pull back! The whole dam place is exploding!
Ninja: That will cripple them for a while.
Mario: Uh. Where am I?
Ninja: On a rebellion starship, we heard that Nick kidnapped somebody again and we had to take evasive action.
Mario: Who are you people?
Ninja: **takes off mask** I'm Dib, she's Gaz, the rest are hidden in Mars. That's where rejected nicktoons and other cartoons reside.
Mario: I'm a Nintendo character.
Gaz: **freezes** THE nintendo character that appeared in Game Slave? I'm your biggest fan!!!!
Dib: Now Gaz, you can praise him later, we must get to Mars.
Gaz: You know, the others at mars are also big fans, but I'm the biggest!
Dib: ASTEROID!!!!!!!!
Mario: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Gaz: Sorry!
**Starship dodges asteroid**