Chapter 3
On the great fox, Nintendo characters are plotting how to get back at Nick.
Samus: We're approaching Jupiter! We're only 2000 miles away from the Nick Corporation.
Link: Alright. Pikachu, what's your plan?
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Auto Translator: Stealthy! Stealthy!
Donkey Kong: I say we crash from the top, like Batman does! **hums Batman theme** nanannananananana batman…
Link: I say we walk casually, then when the guards block our entrance, Bowser eats them…
Bowser: Yeah, but if Donkey Kong eats everything on the fridge, I won't have a single appettizer.
Donkey Kong: **BELCHES LOUDLY**
Link: Stop it, DK. We need to conserve that food!
Donkey Kong: Grrr… Alright. Anybody want some grub…
**Looks at fridge, empty**
Donkey Kong: …if there was any.
Pikachu: PIKA! PIKA!
Auto translator: STARVE! STARVE!
Link: Let's not lose our heads… We can still order chinese or pizza..
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Auto translator: Pizza! Pizza!
Samus: Pizza
Bowser: Pizza
Donkey Kong: Pizza
Link: I wanted to try that new eggroll but okay.
**Calls 555-5432**
Employee: Thanks for calling Bloaty's Hog Pizza delivery, what do you want?
Link: Two orders of Pepperoni Pizza, both Large.
Employee: Classic Poop or Diet Poop.
Link: Uhhh… no thanks.
Employee: Space or Land delivery?
Link: Space. Look for a white ship with StarFox logos.
Employee: Your order is on the way, thanks for calling.
**Hang up**
**At the throne room**
Queen A: Where's Otto?
KNOCK KNOCK!
Queen A: Open it Jimmy!
Jimmy: Opening, Highness!
**Otto crashes onto the door with the BUM, squashing Jimmy**
Jimmy: **muffled** I just had my hair done…
Otto: Sorry we're late! The BUM had to make a u-turn at the bath…
Queen A: SHUT YOUR TRAP!
Otto: **Whimpers** Sorry…
Queen A: Now… You will be sent on another mission!
BUM: Another?!
Otto: Shoot.
Queen A: Find the Intruders and bring them to my justice!
Otto: Yes your Highness!
BUM: Between you and me, this is a piece of chocolate cake.
Queen A: Between you and me, there's a beheader with your pathetic names on it IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!
Otto: GULP… well then, shall we hustle?
**Otto and the BUM leave**
Queen A: Jimmy… Jimmy? Get here this instant!
Jimmy: **Muffled** Yes 'o savior… **Lifts door squashing him** What is thy deed?
Queen A: Prepare my Super Chyntia Destroyer and the normal Chyntia Destroyers. We're going on a Space Hunt.
Jimmy: Yes Queen!
**Jimmy leaves**
**Back at the Great Fox**
Link: Pizza's here!
Bloaty Hog Employee**In rocket**: Open up so I can give you the Pizza!
Link: Open the hangar, Samus.
Samus: Opening hangar!
**Hangar opens**
Employee: Here's your pizza, that will be 30.89… What the Hell!?!?! A black hole! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
**Employee's rocket blasts off**
Bowser: Did you get the pizza!
Link: Yes, but there are thing to worry about now!
**Employee's rocket appears in front of the Great Fox**
Employee: Heeeeeeeeellllllllpppppp!!!!!!!
**Employee's rocket gets sucked by black hole, letting out a big belch**
Donkey Kong: That wasn't me!
Link: That was… a black hole…
**Everybody screams as the black hole starts sucking the Great Fox**
Pikachu: Pika! Pika! Pika!
Auto Translator: DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Hold on!!!!!!!!!!!
**Falls onto Pikachu**
Link: SAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: What?!!?!?!?!
Link: HARD LEEEEEEEFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: I'M TRYING ALL I CAN!!!!!!!!!
**Black hole spits the Employee's rocket out, slamming onto the ship**
Pikachu: **Sees employee's squeleton** PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Auto Translator: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Samus: Everybody! Look!
**Great Fox escapes the grasp of the Black Hole**
Link: The rocket the black hole spit on us must have edged us out.
Samus: Hold on, we're not out of this yet!
**Ship doesn't move**
Samus: We've lost control of the ship!
Bowser: Oh no…
**Mars appears in front of the Great Fox**
Donkey Kong: We're going to crash!
On the great fox, Nintendo characters are plotting how to get back at Nick.
Samus: We're approaching Jupiter! We're only 2000 miles away from the Nick Corporation.
Link: Alright. Pikachu, what's your plan?
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Auto Translator: Stealthy! Stealthy!
Donkey Kong: I say we crash from the top, like Batman does! **hums Batman theme** nanannananananana batman…
Link: I say we walk casually, then when the guards block our entrance, Bowser eats them…
Bowser: Yeah, but if Donkey Kong eats everything on the fridge, I won't have a single appettizer.
Donkey Kong: **BELCHES LOUDLY**
Link: Stop it, DK. We need to conserve that food!
Donkey Kong: Grrr… Alright. Anybody want some grub…
**Looks at fridge, empty**
Donkey Kong: …if there was any.
Pikachu: PIKA! PIKA!
Auto translator: STARVE! STARVE!
Link: Let's not lose our heads… We can still order chinese or pizza..
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Auto translator: Pizza! Pizza!
Samus: Pizza
Bowser: Pizza
Donkey Kong: Pizza
Link: I wanted to try that new eggroll but okay.
**Calls 555-5432**
Employee: Thanks for calling Bloaty's Hog Pizza delivery, what do you want?
Link: Two orders of Pepperoni Pizza, both Large.
Employee: Classic Poop or Diet Poop.
Link: Uhhh… no thanks.
Employee: Space or Land delivery?
Link: Space. Look for a white ship with StarFox logos.
Employee: Your order is on the way, thanks for calling.
**Hang up**
**At the throne room**
Queen A: Where's Otto?
KNOCK KNOCK!
Queen A: Open it Jimmy!
Jimmy: Opening, Highness!
**Otto crashes onto the door with the BUM, squashing Jimmy**
Jimmy: **muffled** I just had my hair done…
Otto: Sorry we're late! The BUM had to make a u-turn at the bath…
Queen A: SHUT YOUR TRAP!
Otto: **Whimpers** Sorry…
Queen A: Now… You will be sent on another mission!
BUM: Another?!
Otto: Shoot.
Queen A: Find the Intruders and bring them to my justice!
Otto: Yes your Highness!
BUM: Between you and me, this is a piece of chocolate cake.
Queen A: Between you and me, there's a beheader with your pathetic names on it IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!
Otto: GULP… well then, shall we hustle?
**Otto and the BUM leave**
Queen A: Jimmy… Jimmy? Get here this instant!
Jimmy: **Muffled** Yes 'o savior… **Lifts door squashing him** What is thy deed?
Queen A: Prepare my Super Chyntia Destroyer and the normal Chyntia Destroyers. We're going on a Space Hunt.
Jimmy: Yes Queen!
**Jimmy leaves**
**Back at the Great Fox**
Link: Pizza's here!
Bloaty Hog Employee**In rocket**: Open up so I can give you the Pizza!
Link: Open the hangar, Samus.
Samus: Opening hangar!
**Hangar opens**
Employee: Here's your pizza, that will be 30.89… What the Hell!?!?! A black hole! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
**Employee's rocket blasts off**
Bowser: Did you get the pizza!
Link: Yes, but there are thing to worry about now!
**Employee's rocket appears in front of the Great Fox**
Employee: Heeeeeeeeellllllllpppppp!!!!!!!
**Employee's rocket gets sucked by black hole, letting out a big belch**
Donkey Kong: That wasn't me!
Link: That was… a black hole…
**Everybody screams as the black hole starts sucking the Great Fox**
Pikachu: Pika! Pika! Pika!
Auto Translator: DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Hold on!!!!!!!!!!!
**Falls onto Pikachu**
Link: SAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: What?!!?!?!?!
Link: HARD LEEEEEEEFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: I'M TRYING ALL I CAN!!!!!!!!!
**Black hole spits the Employee's rocket out, slamming onto the ship**
Pikachu: **Sees employee's squeleton** PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Auto Translator: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Samus: Everybody! Look!
**Great Fox escapes the grasp of the Black Hole**
Link: The rocket the black hole spit on us must have edged us out.
Samus: Hold on, we're not out of this yet!
**Ship doesn't move**
Samus: We've lost control of the ship!
Bowser: Oh no…
**Mars appears in front of the Great Fox**
Donkey Kong: We're going to crash!