Chapter 5

Queen Angelica was not to stop in the searching of Mario or the Rebels. She issued a space hunt to scour the planets. 20 Chyntia Destroyers soared the space led by a Super Chyntia Destroyer. The Chyntia Destroyers were protected by BUM spaceships and whenever a Nick officer needed to switch Chyntia Destroyers, there were BUM transport. A frustrated Captain Jimmy boarded a BUM transport to the Super Chyntia Destroyer, where Queen Angelica awaited further updates from Jimmy.

Jimmy: **Talking in TV Telephone** Set the Module Super-Duper XC3 Module Ship 'n Hyperdrive X12 a.k.a. Super Chyntia Destroyer for landing.

Deck Officer: Yes Captain.

**Turns off TV Telephone**

BUM Pilot: You don't seem happy. What's wrong?

Jimmy: Nothing. But the last time I was with Queen Angelica she was furious about the Rebellion.

BUM Co-Pilot: I know what cheers me up! The BKM song! B! K...

Jimmy: ENOUGH! I'm trying to calm down!

BUM Pilot and Co-Pilot: Sorry.

**BUM Transport lands, Jimmy walks the Super Chyntia Destroyer passageways and reaches an automated door to the throne room**

Automatic Voice: Password?

Jimmy: "I'm less superior than Queen Ange..."

**Door opens**

Lars:**Being dragged away by Ginger Clones** ...LEASE!, PLEASE!, DON'T SEND ME TO THE BEHEADER! PLEASE! PLEASE! AHHH...

Jimmy: GULP...

Queen A: That's the last time you fail me, Admiral Lars! **Turns to Jimmy** What, Captain?

Jimmy: Well...

Queen A: HOLD IT! What's the password?

Jimmy: "I'm less superior than Queen Angelica"

Queen A: Come.

**Jimmy enters**

Queen A: Now, what were you trying to say?

Jimmy: Well, a while ago a Chyntia Destroyer captured a Rebel Ship and...

Queen A: EXCELLENT!

Jimmy: Uh Queen...

Queen A: DON'T RUIN MY EXCITEMENT, DUMMY!

Jimmy: BUT QUEEN...!!!!!!!!!!

Queen A: **Freezes still** What did you say?

Jimmy: Uh...

Queen A: One thing, peabrain: NOBODY buts me, NO ONE!

Jimmy: I'll go now...

Queen A: NO! **Snaps finger** GINGER CLONES!

**Ginger Clones appear**

Queen A: Drag him to the Be-header!

Jimmy: **Being dragged away by Ginger Clones** I was trying to say that they captured a Rebel Ship, but the Rebels somehow managed to take control of the command deck, then the ship vanished! The ship vanished!

Queen A: Really eh? Ginger Clones, tell the behead minister to make the beheader fall thrice as slow for more pain!

Ginger Clones: Yes your Highness.

Jimmy: **Holding to door** WAIT! THE CHYNTIA DESTROYER VANISHED WEAST! WEAST! IF WE FOLLOW WEAST, WE CAN FOLLOW THE CHYNTIA DESTROYER TO THE REBEL'S HIDEOUT PLANET...

Queen A: RELEASE HIM!

**Ginger Clones drop Jimmy**

Jimmy: **Breathing heavily** If we can sneak behind the captured Chyntia Destroyer all the way to the Rebels hide out planet, we can destroy the Rebels.

Queen A: I like how your mind works, Jimmy. For that, you will get a reward.

Jimmy: My life?

Queen A: No. Something better. You're promoted to Admiral. The last one we had made too many mistakes.

Jimmy: Thank you...

Queen A: As admiral, you will lead the sneak invasion on the captured Chyntia Destroyer, when we reach the hideout planet, you will make sure every last one of the rebels is destroyed.

Jimmy: Yes 'o savior.

**Jimmy leaves**


Jimmy's calculations were right, as the captured Chyntia Destroyer prepared to land on Mars. The many pilots and the gunners were tied and left in the bathroom of the Chyntia Destroyer. They were just a few hours away.

Link:**Sitting on a BUM spaceship on the Cargo Hold** So, what do you do as rebels?

**Another BUM spaceship starts spinning around crazy, and crashes onto a wall**

Zim: Gir... Damn it! **Leaves BUM spaceship**

Zim: TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, WATCH STAR WARS! GIR! GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: Alright.

Gir: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Gir's BUM spaceship's cockpit opens**

Gir: I want to go again! I want to go again!

Zim: GIR! What did I tell about crashing spaceships?

Gir: **Jumps out** Never do drugs?

Zim: Grrr...

Gir: GRRR!

**Knocks heard on Docking Bay"

Gir: **SNIFF** I... smell... something...

**Gir circles around, smelling something**

Zim: What is it, boy?

Gir: A smelly smell. A smelliest of smell in smells. It's the smelly smellful smell of a smelly smell of...

Zim: What?

Gir: TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zim: NO GIR NO!

**Gir opens Docking Bay**

Employee: **In rocket** Here's your Taco order with Classic Poop, that will be $39.50...

**Reggie's Hovernator appears, as loud as ever**

Employee: NOT AGAIN!

**Employee's rocket gets the hell out of there, but the rocket gets caught in the sonic shockwaves of the Hovernator**

Zim: CLOSE THE DOCKING BAY, GIR!

Gir: WHAT?!?!

Zim: WHAT?!?!

**Docking Bay automaticaly closes, leaving Gir behind**

Zim: GIR! Where are you?

Link: We better go to the Command Deck, we'll worry about him later!

**Link and Zim run to Command Deck, with Samus, Spongebob and Rocko**

Samus: What was humming so loudly...

Link: LOOK OUT!

**Hovernator flies towards Command Deck, almost shattering the window with it's loud humming**

Otto: Set the Hovernator at full humming blast, Reg!

Reggie: Just a minute... **Places earmuffs**

BUM: **Places earmuffs** READY TO GO, OTTO!

Otto: Alright dudes, hold on to the ride! **Places earmuffs and presses full blast button**

Hovernator automatic voice: Full blast in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

**Hovernator blasts in full power, shattering the glass**

Spongebob: THE WINDOW IS BREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Link gets sucked out the shattered glass onto the Sonic shockwaves**

Samus: LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zim: Fall back!

Samus: What about Link?

Zim: HE'LL BE ALRIGHT!

Rocko: Let's get out of here!

**Samus, Zim, Spongebob and Rocko get out of the Command Deck and into the Cargo Hold**

Samus: I'll try to trace Link, Spongebob and Rocko, you climb the 2-man BUM spaceship and watch my back.

Zim: What about me?

Samus: You watch for any other enemies!

Zim: Okay... Just find Gir!

Samus: We will.

**Samus rides a BUM transport outside and Spongebob and Rocko stay behind the BUM transport in the 2-man BUM spaceship**

Spongebob: You pick up anything yet?

Rocko: Nothing... wait a sec...

Spongebob: What do you see?

Rocko: Chyntia Destroyers. Not good...


**At Jimmy's Chyntia Destroyer**

Nick Officer: What are your orders, Admiral Jimmy?

Jimmy: Queen Angelica wants us to sneak up behind the rebels. Don't attack until they land on their secret hideout planet. Then we wage war on them.

Nick Officer: Yes Admiral.


Spongebob: I'm hearing more of that loud humming behind me...

Rocko: I don't see anything...

Spongebob: Except for that Chyntia Destroyer just behind us!


**At the Cargo Hold with Zim**

Zim: Samus! Chyntia Destroyers at point 00.5!

Samus: I see them!


**At the Hovernator**

Otto: **TV Telephone rings** Hello dudes! We destroyed the command deck for the captured Chyntia Destroyer...

Jimmy: WHAT? Queen Angelica wanted to sneak up behind the captive Chyntia Destroyer to the hideout planet! Are they gonna crash?

Otto: From the looks of it, no. But they know were here!

Jimmy: You blew our cover! Queen Angelica is going to kill us for that! Oh man...

**TV Telephone shuts off**

Reggie: Nice going, Rocket Boy

Otto: **In whiny voice** OH MAN...

BUM: Uh Oh! Spagghetios!


Samus: Spongebob! Rocko! We found Link! He's holding onto a turbolaser!

Spongebob: Alright, we'll watch your back!

Samus: Opening hatch door!

**BUM Transport hatch door opens**

Samus: LINK! JUMP IN!

Link: COMING!

Gir: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Link and Gir jump in**

Gir: That was even better than the BUM spinning thingy!

Samus: Are you alright?

Link: Yeah.

Samus: We got bad news, Nick knows we're here.

Link: Damn it.

**BUM Transport lands in Cargo Hold**

Gir: WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Zim: GIR! GET DOWN HERE!

Gir: Coming, Boss! **Jumps down**

Zim: I missed you!

Gir: Me too! **Licks Zim**

Zim: YUCK! GET OFF ME!

Gir: Tell me a story about a giant pig!

Zim: Grrr...

Link: Where's Spongebob and Rocko?

**Pulls up Walkie Talkie**

Spongebob: What is it?

Link: Get back here!

Spongebob: We can't! We're lost and our radar is screwed up.

Link: Oh no...

**Walkie Talkie garbles**

Link: We lost them...

Samus: We have to escape! Chyntia Destroyer are getting closer!

Zim: Board the BUM Transports!

Link: What about Spongebob and Rocko?

Zim: If they're smart, their best chances are to blend in with the BUM spaceships and Chyntia Destroyers until they're open to leave. Now let's go.

**Samus, Link, Zim and Gir escape in a BUM transport**


Jimmy: Prepare my shuttle for landing!

Nick Officer: Yes chief.

**Jimmy's shuttle lands on captive Chyntia Destroyer**

Jimmy: Okay people, scour every inch you can. They might be anywhere!

Nick Officer: Admiral, we don't pick up any rebels! The only signs of lifeform are some of our men tied in here.

Jimmy: SIGH. Prepare the Super Chyntia Destroyer so my shuttle can land. I shall apologize...


Rocko: What do we do now?

Spongebob: There's no escape. Our only chances are to blend with the BUM spaceships.

Rocko: I like how you think.

Spongebob: Just act casual...

**Spongebob and Rocko's BUM spaceship slows down, blending in with the enemy**

Spongebob: If they follow standard Nickelodeon procedure, they would call all the BUM spaceships to their respective Chyntia Destroyers...

Radio: Unit 237, return to the Super Chyntia Destroyer.

Rocko**Deep Voice**: All right, boss...

Spongebob: Steady...


**Jimmy's shuttle and the Hovernator land on the Super Chyntia Destroyer**

Otto: **Whimpers**

Reggie: We're in big trouble now...

**Jimmy walks in**

Jimmy: Queen Angelica is not happy... she ordered you 5 to get in the throne room as immediate as possible.

Otto: I'm too cool to die! I'm too cool to die!

Reggie: SIGH...

**Otto, Reggie and the BUM walk to the throne room, with a dissatisfied Queen Angelica**

Queen A: For you dummies ruining our cover, I will serve different punishments!

Otto: GULP...

Queen A: Reggie, you will rub my stinky toes for the next 300 kabillion thousand years! You may start now!

Reggie: Grrr...

Queen A: And you will also janitor the Super Chyntia Destroyer for the rest of your pathetic lifes!

Reggie: OH...

Queen A: BUMS, you will be forced to enter the rome room! Ginger clones, you may drag them to their destination.

Ginger Clones: Yes your highness.

BUM: B! K! M!

**Ginger clones drag away BUMS**

Queen A: And you...

Otto: GULP...

Queen A: You will get the worst punishment...

Otto: No...

Queen A: Yes.

Otto: NO!!!!!!!!

Queen A: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Queen A: THE BEHEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Bolt of lightning thunders shock Otto**

Otto: Please, no!

Queen A: The next beheading procedure will begin in 30 minutes, so you got 30 minutes of praying! Ginger clones, get him off my sight.

Otto: **Dragged away by more Ginger clones** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Queen A: Admiral Jimmy!

Jimmy: Yes o' savior.

Queen A: Prepare your men to head weast.

Jimmy: Yes Queen!

**Jimmy leaves**

Queen A: **Pulls up Chyntia doll** I love being evil, don't you, Chyntia? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!