Chapter 8(FINALLY!)
The war between Nick and the rebellion had begun. Spongebob spearheaded the rebellion onto Jimmy's evil army of soldiers and ships. But afar from all that, that stinkin' Queen Angelica is cozying herself into her stupid chair saying stupid things to dumb Chyntia!(Sorry, couldn't resist) The evil Queen is looking at the caged Mario and Zim, trapped in a cage dipping to their doom onto a cauldron of acid. And on her viewscreen, she's looking at her men destroy the rebellion.
Queen A: This is better than bossing my mom and dad all day! More popcorn!
**Ginger clone tosses Queen Angelica a bag of popcorn**
Queen A: Yummy yummy yummy! **Turns to the cage and talks with her mouth full** Hungry now?
**Both Mario and Zim turn away in disgust**
Mario: I just lost my appetite...
Zim: Filthy human! Didn't your filthier mum and dad teach you to not eat with your mouth full?
Queen A: No. They were too busy getting me all the toys I want.
Mario: Stupid spoiled girl!
**Queen Angelica freezes furiously, dropping her bag of popcorn**
Queen A: What about you? Didn't your "filthy mum" buy you a Bowflex unit?
Mario: NEVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY MOM! WAIT TILL I...
**Mario approaches the bars and gets zapped back into Zim**
Queen A: Didn't I just tell you two dummies that this cage is electricity protected? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE GREAT DOLLS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
**Carl Foutley(Who's taking Jimmy Neutron's position as Queen Angelica's informer) runs in, fatigued**
Carl: Queen... queen... They're here...
Queen A:**Throne chair rotates towards Carl** Who?
Carl: "Them"...**Faints**
Queen A: GRRRRR... Carl! Get up! Set up the laberynth!
**Carl gets up**
Carl: Aye aye!
**Carl leaves as Queen Angelica's throne chair rotates toward the cage and the cauldron**
Mario: Wha... what happened?
Queen A: Your idiot friends are here to rescue you, but they won't last long. COMPUTER!
Automated Voice: What?
Queen A: Pull up second viewscreen!
Automated Voice: Pulling...
**A second viewscreen appears near the first one, showing the laberynth, which will contain the others in it**
Queen A: They should be here in any minute! But I won't let them get through! Computer! Pull up control panel!
**A control panel appears in front of her throne chair**
Queen A: As you can see, I control every aspect and obstacle of the Laberynth. And your friends will try to time their passes through the obstacles, but since I'm controlling everything there, it's more about luck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! And soon after they're dead, you should be dying in that acid bath! Then, I send reinforcements to Mars to help destroy the rebellion once and for all. And then... only then...
**Queen Angelica got up from her throne chair and kneeled with teary eyes**
Queen A: I'll be able to resurrect Herb Scannel... AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS! ALL OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Queen Angelica got back to her throne chair and sat again**
Mario: You're forgetting about Nintendo land! If we're dead and the rebellion is no more, they'll be willing to fight avenging us!
Queen A: Boo hoo, I'm so scared! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
**Mario approaches bars again but thinks twice before being electrocuted again and calms down**
Mario**Thinking**: I know they'll get here... I just know it...
Meanwhile at Mars, Spongebob and the rebellion brave their way through, but the war is far from over. Spongebob, Rocko, Patrick, Moo-in-a-can and Hefner hide behind a big rock, where Jimmy and his men are neatby planning what to do next.
Spongebob: All right Pat, you and Moo-in-a-can enroach their unprotected weapon building. Me, Rocko and Hefner snipe as many Nick men we can. DISMISS!
Patrick: Ready!
**Patrick and Moo-in-a-can grab water guns and sneak into the weapon cave**
Spongebob: All right men, grab your snipe guns and try to take 'em out!
**Spongebob, Rocko and Hefner grab laser guns and points at Jimmy**
Spongebob: FIRE!
**The three of them fire as Jimmy's men fire back**
Jimmy**Laser passes through his hair, burning a hole through it**: AHHH!!!!!! Courtney! Help me!
Courtney: I'd like to but I'm applying more camouflage so I can look prettier!
Jimmy: I COMMAND YOU!
Courtney**Teary**: Why do you have to be so mean? WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
**Courtney runs around crying accidentaly pulling the pin on the grenade she was holding causing her to be blown to bits**
Jimmy: The things I do for respect... **To comlink** BRING ME MY SHIP!
**Jimmy's ship appears as Spongebob, Rocko and Heffer reveal themselves**
Spongebob: Surrender, or suffer!
Jimmy: The party's just beginning! ROCKET ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Jimmy's ship launches a barrage of rockets onto the three**
Jimmy: SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: No, YOU suffer!!!!!!!!!!
**Dexter appears with his bot from Dexter's Laboratory and uses a reflect shield reflecting Jimmy's rockets**
Jimmy: Get off my shade of triumph, you copycat!
Dexter: Copycat? I think you need a time lesson! I came first! YOU are the copycat! The ripoff! The carbon copy!
Jimmy: We'll see... POWER SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**A bolt of lighting hits Dexter's bot, sucking all of his power**
Jimmy: Now to destroy you! Ahnillato...
**Explosion are heard near Jimmy's ship**
Patrick**crashing out of a window in the weapons building**: WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moo-in-a-can: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy: GET OFF THE WEAPONS BED! THAT'S WHERE ALL OF MY GADGETS ARE!
**Jimmy jumps out of his ship and runs towards the weapons bed**
Dexter: Fool. **Throws one of Jimmy's rockets towards the weapons bed destroying it and Jimmy**
Spongebob: Sayonara...
Rocko: We still have a war to fight! Let's go!
As Spongebob bravely led the others to war, the others already reached Queen Angelica's hide-out in the rocky planet.
Link: So... what do we do now?
Samus: Get in somehow. But it won't be simple. Who knows what traps await us?
**Two nick guards appear**
Nick Guard: How may I help you?
Bowser: Nothing... nothing...
**With a sudden move, Bowser grabs the first guard and eats him**
Second Nick Guard: For your behavior, I'm forced to execute you... **Aims zap gun at Bowser and fires towards him, but the blasts bounce away, having no effect on Bowser himself**
Bowser: Game Over!
Second Nick Guard: Eeep...
**Bowser grabs and eats the other guard**
Link: Nice work, Bowser! Now we need a way to get in.
Donkey Kong: Stand back...
**Donkey Kong backs away and runs towards the door**
Dib: Donkey Kong, NO!!!!!!!!!!
**Donkey Kong breaks through the door, but disappears**
Link: **Looking down the entrance, uncovering the pit Donkey Kong fell through** Pit trap. And who knows what else that queen has in store for us.
Samus: I said it won't be simple.
Dib: **Looking down the pit with his goggles** Fear not. Donkey Kong will be fine. He just fell to a pit with other captured cartoon characters. They are all alive. But who knows what Queen Angelica will do with them.
Link: We need to split up. Me, Pikachu, Dib and Gaz will find that tricky queen and rescue both Mario and Zim. The others, go down the pit and help free the captured cartoon characters.
Bowser: Okey Dokey!
**Bowser and Samus fall down the pit hole as the others go in a search for Queen Angelica**
Bowser: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Bowser and Samus land**
Samus: **Sweeping dust from her shoulders** They could've made the landing smoother.
Bowser: Yeah...
Samus: **Looking around the captured cartoon characters, looking for any guards** For some reason, they don't have any guards. Odd.
**Cartoon characters start backing away from both**
Samus: They think we're the enemy...
Voice: Ow my liver! Ow my lasagna!
Second Voice: Ed, Lasagna isn't a mayor organ.
Third Voice: Who cares? We're all suffering here!
Bowser: **Snickers** Lasagna?
Samus: Come on...
**Bowser and Samus creep through where the voices came from**
Bowser: You know, even as the feared archvillain of Mario, I admit that this place gives me the creeps!
Samus: I admit it too...
Bowser: Look!
**Bowser points to three adolescent kids with their arms and legs tied to the wall with chains.**
Samus: Oh my...
The one to the left was very tall and bald, with freckes of hair on top of his head. The one in the middle wore a badly torn, worn out, wrinkled sock on his head. He was a bit shorter than the one to the left. The one to the right was way shorter than the other two, and was also bald. All three of them looked sadly to their feet.
Bowser: Hello?
**The three of them look up, and start screaming loudly**
All three: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tall one: DON'T KILL US! OH WORKERS OF EVIL QUEEN ANGELICA!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: What the...
One in middle: HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Short one: DON'T EXECUTE US!
Tall one: This is the part where the robot pulls out a small metal stick with two pointy parts, shoves it up your nose and painfully squeeze the brain out piece by shredded piece! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: They think we're the executioners...
Tall one: And after that, they grab your body and toss it into the pit of hell!
**All three scream again, waking up other cartoon characters sleeping**
Bowser: Shut up... shut up... shut up... SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Bowser bangs his feet onto the ground, causing it to shake and stop the three from screaming**
One in middle: He's angry...
Bowser: We're here to help you!
Short one: Oh yeah? A menacing turtle with sharp spikes and a heavily armored space trooper? No way I'm believing you!
**Samus and Bowser get closer, each with a raygun**
Short one: I thought you said they executed us with a small metal stick! Not with rayguns!
Tall one: But they execute their prisioners with rayguns in the sequel!
**Both fire the rayguns at the chains, releasing them**
Bowser: Is that proof we're the good guys?
Short one: The tall, lumpy one is Ed. The one wearing the torn out sock is Edd. Two d's.
Edd: Call me Double-D
Short one: And I'm Eddy!
Ed: Pleased to meet you, space man!
Samus: I'm a woman. But it's nice to meet you.
Eddy: Whatever. I still think you're working for Queen Angelica!
Bowser: We released you. How can that still make us work for Queen Angelica?
Eddy: I know you're gonna double-cross us as you try to help us!
Edd: Eddy has a point...
Samus: We come from Nintendo land. We were sent by our creators to stop the evil Queen Angelica.
Eddy: Shut up, liar!
Edd: Eddy... I think they mean it...
Eddy: Double-D, can't you see? How can a menacing turtle and a space offlaw be of any help?
**Donkey Kong appears, and gags Eddy with his bandana**
Eddy: **Mumbles**
Bowser: That'll shut him up.
Samus: Donkey Kong! Are you all right?
Donkey Kong: Yeah. But we need to find a way out of here.
Bowser: Not to mention all the slaves we have to free.
Samus: **Turns to Eds** Do any of you three know where Queen Angelica's throne room is?
Ed: Nope. Can't think of a place.
Edd: Me neither.
Eddy: **Raises hand and mumbles, trying to talk**
Samus: Release him of his bandana. But place it back in if he gets too talkative.
**Donkey Kong removes bandana**
Eddy: What am I, a hostage?!!?????????????
Samus: Nope.
Bowser: Just annoying.
Samus: We're trying to rescue you and your friends. And the other slaves from Queen Angelica.
Eddy: Okay, I'll talk! I was the only one who saw Queen Angelica's throne room before they threw us into the pit. It's in a two-way cave near where you enter. You should reach a sign that says "Left: Re-onion center Right: Queen Angelica's Throne Room(DO NOT DISTURB!)"
Samus: Why didn't your friends see it too?
Eddy: Ed was too busy being his goofy self, and Double-D was trembling uncontrollably. They didn't notice the entrance.
Edd: You would tremble uncontrollably too if you were captured by Queen Angelica.
Samus: The feeling is understandable.
Bowser: What do we do?
Donkey Kong: Make that queenie beg for her mommy.
Eds: YEAH!
Donkey Kong: But first we have to free the slaves. They might help us in stopping that evil queen. And of course, rescue Mario and Zim!
Samus: Okay, me and the Eds will stay and free the slaves. You two go and get that queen.
**Samus raises his arm and releases a large laser blast onto the wall where the Eds were tied up, opening an entrance**
Bowser: We'll be back before you can say "Nickelodeon"!
Donkey Kong: See you!
**Bowser and Donkey Kong leave through the hole entrance as Samus and the Eds begin freeing the slaves**
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Are Link, Pikachu, Dib and Gaz all right? Did they reach the laberynth? And if so, will they make it out alive? Stay tuned for Chapter 9!
The war between Nick and the rebellion had begun. Spongebob spearheaded the rebellion onto Jimmy's evil army of soldiers and ships. But afar from all that, that stinkin' Queen Angelica is cozying herself into her stupid chair saying stupid things to dumb Chyntia!(Sorry, couldn't resist) The evil Queen is looking at the caged Mario and Zim, trapped in a cage dipping to their doom onto a cauldron of acid. And on her viewscreen, she's looking at her men destroy the rebellion.
Queen A: This is better than bossing my mom and dad all day! More popcorn!
**Ginger clone tosses Queen Angelica a bag of popcorn**
Queen A: Yummy yummy yummy! **Turns to the cage and talks with her mouth full** Hungry now?
**Both Mario and Zim turn away in disgust**
Mario: I just lost my appetite...
Zim: Filthy human! Didn't your filthier mum and dad teach you to not eat with your mouth full?
Queen A: No. They were too busy getting me all the toys I want.
Mario: Stupid spoiled girl!
**Queen Angelica freezes furiously, dropping her bag of popcorn**
Queen A: What about you? Didn't your "filthy mum" buy you a Bowflex unit?
Mario: NEVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY MOM! WAIT TILL I...
**Mario approaches the bars and gets zapped back into Zim**
Queen A: Didn't I just tell you two dummies that this cage is electricity protected? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE GREAT DOLLS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
**Carl Foutley(Who's taking Jimmy Neutron's position as Queen Angelica's informer) runs in, fatigued**
Carl: Queen... queen... They're here...
Queen A:**Throne chair rotates towards Carl** Who?
Carl: "Them"...**Faints**
Queen A: GRRRRR... Carl! Get up! Set up the laberynth!
**Carl gets up**
Carl: Aye aye!
**Carl leaves as Queen Angelica's throne chair rotates toward the cage and the cauldron**
Mario: Wha... what happened?
Queen A: Your idiot friends are here to rescue you, but they won't last long. COMPUTER!
Automated Voice: What?
Queen A: Pull up second viewscreen!
Automated Voice: Pulling...
**A second viewscreen appears near the first one, showing the laberynth, which will contain the others in it**
Queen A: They should be here in any minute! But I won't let them get through! Computer! Pull up control panel!
**A control panel appears in front of her throne chair**
Queen A: As you can see, I control every aspect and obstacle of the Laberynth. And your friends will try to time their passes through the obstacles, but since I'm controlling everything there, it's more about luck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! And soon after they're dead, you should be dying in that acid bath! Then, I send reinforcements to Mars to help destroy the rebellion once and for all. And then... only then...
**Queen Angelica got up from her throne chair and kneeled with teary eyes**
Queen A: I'll be able to resurrect Herb Scannel... AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS! ALL OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Queen Angelica got back to her throne chair and sat again**
Mario: You're forgetting about Nintendo land! If we're dead and the rebellion is no more, they'll be willing to fight avenging us!
Queen A: Boo hoo, I'm so scared! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
**Mario approaches bars again but thinks twice before being electrocuted again and calms down**
Mario**Thinking**: I know they'll get here... I just know it...
Meanwhile at Mars, Spongebob and the rebellion brave their way through, but the war is far from over. Spongebob, Rocko, Patrick, Moo-in-a-can and Hefner hide behind a big rock, where Jimmy and his men are neatby planning what to do next.
Spongebob: All right Pat, you and Moo-in-a-can enroach their unprotected weapon building. Me, Rocko and Hefner snipe as many Nick men we can. DISMISS!
Patrick: Ready!
**Patrick and Moo-in-a-can grab water guns and sneak into the weapon cave**
Spongebob: All right men, grab your snipe guns and try to take 'em out!
**Spongebob, Rocko and Hefner grab laser guns and points at Jimmy**
Spongebob: FIRE!
**The three of them fire as Jimmy's men fire back**
Jimmy**Laser passes through his hair, burning a hole through it**: AHHH!!!!!! Courtney! Help me!
Courtney: I'd like to but I'm applying more camouflage so I can look prettier!
Jimmy: I COMMAND YOU!
Courtney**Teary**: Why do you have to be so mean? WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
**Courtney runs around crying accidentaly pulling the pin on the grenade she was holding causing her to be blown to bits**
Jimmy: The things I do for respect... **To comlink** BRING ME MY SHIP!
**Jimmy's ship appears as Spongebob, Rocko and Heffer reveal themselves**
Spongebob: Surrender, or suffer!
Jimmy: The party's just beginning! ROCKET ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Jimmy's ship launches a barrage of rockets onto the three**
Jimmy: SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: No, YOU suffer!!!!!!!!!!
**Dexter appears with his bot from Dexter's Laboratory and uses a reflect shield reflecting Jimmy's rockets**
Jimmy: Get off my shade of triumph, you copycat!
Dexter: Copycat? I think you need a time lesson! I came first! YOU are the copycat! The ripoff! The carbon copy!
Jimmy: We'll see... POWER SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**A bolt of lighting hits Dexter's bot, sucking all of his power**
Jimmy: Now to destroy you! Ahnillato...
**Explosion are heard near Jimmy's ship**
Patrick**crashing out of a window in the weapons building**: WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moo-in-a-can: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy: GET OFF THE WEAPONS BED! THAT'S WHERE ALL OF MY GADGETS ARE!
**Jimmy jumps out of his ship and runs towards the weapons bed**
Dexter: Fool. **Throws one of Jimmy's rockets towards the weapons bed destroying it and Jimmy**
Spongebob: Sayonara...
Rocko: We still have a war to fight! Let's go!
As Spongebob bravely led the others to war, the others already reached Queen Angelica's hide-out in the rocky planet.
Link: So... what do we do now?
Samus: Get in somehow. But it won't be simple. Who knows what traps await us?
**Two nick guards appear**
Nick Guard: How may I help you?
Bowser: Nothing... nothing...
**With a sudden move, Bowser grabs the first guard and eats him**
Second Nick Guard: For your behavior, I'm forced to execute you... **Aims zap gun at Bowser and fires towards him, but the blasts bounce away, having no effect on Bowser himself**
Bowser: Game Over!
Second Nick Guard: Eeep...
**Bowser grabs and eats the other guard**
Link: Nice work, Bowser! Now we need a way to get in.
Donkey Kong: Stand back...
**Donkey Kong backs away and runs towards the door**
Dib: Donkey Kong, NO!!!!!!!!!!
**Donkey Kong breaks through the door, but disappears**
Link: **Looking down the entrance, uncovering the pit Donkey Kong fell through** Pit trap. And who knows what else that queen has in store for us.
Samus: I said it won't be simple.
Dib: **Looking down the pit with his goggles** Fear not. Donkey Kong will be fine. He just fell to a pit with other captured cartoon characters. They are all alive. But who knows what Queen Angelica will do with them.
Link: We need to split up. Me, Pikachu, Dib and Gaz will find that tricky queen and rescue both Mario and Zim. The others, go down the pit and help free the captured cartoon characters.
Bowser: Okey Dokey!
**Bowser and Samus fall down the pit hole as the others go in a search for Queen Angelica**
Bowser: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Bowser and Samus land**
Samus: **Sweeping dust from her shoulders** They could've made the landing smoother.
Bowser: Yeah...
Samus: **Looking around the captured cartoon characters, looking for any guards** For some reason, they don't have any guards. Odd.
**Cartoon characters start backing away from both**
Samus: They think we're the enemy...
Voice: Ow my liver! Ow my lasagna!
Second Voice: Ed, Lasagna isn't a mayor organ.
Third Voice: Who cares? We're all suffering here!
Bowser: **Snickers** Lasagna?
Samus: Come on...
**Bowser and Samus creep through where the voices came from**
Bowser: You know, even as the feared archvillain of Mario, I admit that this place gives me the creeps!
Samus: I admit it too...
Bowser: Look!
**Bowser points to three adolescent kids with their arms and legs tied to the wall with chains.**
Samus: Oh my...
The one to the left was very tall and bald, with freckes of hair on top of his head. The one in the middle wore a badly torn, worn out, wrinkled sock on his head. He was a bit shorter than the one to the left. The one to the right was way shorter than the other two, and was also bald. All three of them looked sadly to their feet.
Bowser: Hello?
**The three of them look up, and start screaming loudly**
All three: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tall one: DON'T KILL US! OH WORKERS OF EVIL QUEEN ANGELICA!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: What the...
One in middle: HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Short one: DON'T EXECUTE US!
Tall one: This is the part where the robot pulls out a small metal stick with two pointy parts, shoves it up your nose and painfully squeeze the brain out piece by shredded piece! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Samus: They think we're the executioners...
Tall one: And after that, they grab your body and toss it into the pit of hell!
**All three scream again, waking up other cartoon characters sleeping**
Bowser: Shut up... shut up... shut up... SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Bowser bangs his feet onto the ground, causing it to shake and stop the three from screaming**
One in middle: He's angry...
Bowser: We're here to help you!
Short one: Oh yeah? A menacing turtle with sharp spikes and a heavily armored space trooper? No way I'm believing you!
**Samus and Bowser get closer, each with a raygun**
Short one: I thought you said they executed us with a small metal stick! Not with rayguns!
Tall one: But they execute their prisioners with rayguns in the sequel!
**Both fire the rayguns at the chains, releasing them**
Bowser: Is that proof we're the good guys?
Short one: The tall, lumpy one is Ed. The one wearing the torn out sock is Edd. Two d's.
Edd: Call me Double-D
Short one: And I'm Eddy!
Ed: Pleased to meet you, space man!
Samus: I'm a woman. But it's nice to meet you.
Eddy: Whatever. I still think you're working for Queen Angelica!
Bowser: We released you. How can that still make us work for Queen Angelica?
Eddy: I know you're gonna double-cross us as you try to help us!
Edd: Eddy has a point...
Samus: We come from Nintendo land. We were sent by our creators to stop the evil Queen Angelica.
Eddy: Shut up, liar!
Edd: Eddy... I think they mean it...
Eddy: Double-D, can't you see? How can a menacing turtle and a space offlaw be of any help?
**Donkey Kong appears, and gags Eddy with his bandana**
Eddy: **Mumbles**
Bowser: That'll shut him up.
Samus: Donkey Kong! Are you all right?
Donkey Kong: Yeah. But we need to find a way out of here.
Bowser: Not to mention all the slaves we have to free.
Samus: **Turns to Eds** Do any of you three know where Queen Angelica's throne room is?
Ed: Nope. Can't think of a place.
Edd: Me neither.
Eddy: **Raises hand and mumbles, trying to talk**
Samus: Release him of his bandana. But place it back in if he gets too talkative.
**Donkey Kong removes bandana**
Eddy: What am I, a hostage?!!?????????????
Samus: Nope.
Bowser: Just annoying.
Samus: We're trying to rescue you and your friends. And the other slaves from Queen Angelica.
Eddy: Okay, I'll talk! I was the only one who saw Queen Angelica's throne room before they threw us into the pit. It's in a two-way cave near where you enter. You should reach a sign that says "Left: Re-onion center Right: Queen Angelica's Throne Room(DO NOT DISTURB!)"
Samus: Why didn't your friends see it too?
Eddy: Ed was too busy being his goofy self, and Double-D was trembling uncontrollably. They didn't notice the entrance.
Edd: You would tremble uncontrollably too if you were captured by Queen Angelica.
Samus: The feeling is understandable.
Bowser: What do we do?
Donkey Kong: Make that queenie beg for her mommy.
Eds: YEAH!
Donkey Kong: But first we have to free the slaves. They might help us in stopping that evil queen. And of course, rescue Mario and Zim!
Samus: Okay, me and the Eds will stay and free the slaves. You two go and get that queen.
**Samus raises his arm and releases a large laser blast onto the wall where the Eds were tied up, opening an entrance**
Bowser: We'll be back before you can say "Nickelodeon"!
Donkey Kong: See you!
**Bowser and Donkey Kong leave through the hole entrance as Samus and the Eds begin freeing the slaves**
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Are Link, Pikachu, Dib and Gaz all right? Did they reach the laberynth? And if so, will they make it out alive? Stay tuned for Chapter 9!