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Last time you would've seen the last of Jimmy Neutron thanks
to the original boy genius, Dexter himself. And you would've seen
Samus and Bowser find the pit of captured cartoon characters,
where they were offered help by the Eds. What's gonna happen
to Link, Pikachu, Dib and Gaz as they're about to stumble onto
the laberynth? Read or else!
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Chapter 9
Queen Angelica awaited comfy in her throne chair, with the cage where Mario and Zim are captured still dipping to their doom. The evil queenie wants to know the latest war updates.
Queen A: Computer? War status reports.
Automated Voice: Reporting. 60 of our men are dead, including Admiral and your most loyal servant, Jimmy Neutron.
Queen A: WHAT????????????????? Computer! GET ME CARL FOUTLEY!
Mario: They destroyed the leader! Now Nick's men will be helpless in the war! **Raises hand** High-five!
Zim: **Scratching head** Huh?
Mario: **Putting hand down** Never mind. At least we now have a better chance.
Zim: You're right. Now filthy nick won't have a chance!
Queen A: One more word and YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Eeep...
Queen A: That's better.
**Carl Foutley appears on the viewscreen, waiting in the main hall**
Queen A: How are you doing?
Carl: I'm finished! Now these intruders won't know what hit them!
Queen A: Guess what? You're permanently promoted to Admiral now that the last one is dead. You may start by coming to my throne room and rubbing my feet.
Carl: Yes queenie! **A hand appears and drags Carl offscreen** AHH! AHH! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen A: WHAT THE FUDGE? Turn off viewscreen!
**Viewscreen turns off**
Queen A: The intruders... hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, Link and his group held Carl Foutley hostage.
Link: You have two options: Either I slit your neck with my master sword, or you start talking!
Carl: I've been recently promoted to Admiral. I'm ready to die with honor! I'm not talking!
Dib: Hey Carl... **Pulls out naked hamster or whatever it was that scared Carl in one of the ATBG episodes** Remember this?
Carl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz: Get it close to his face and see if he'll talk.
Link: And if he won't, I'll finish him off.
Carl: I prefer to have my neck slit rather than tattling, but if "that" thing is involved, then you leave me no choice... Queen Angelica's throne room is near the entrance.
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Automated Translator: Liar! Liar!
Link: You know we didn't see an entrance to the throne room near where we came in, liar!
Carl: That's because you barged in so fast that you missed the entrace to the left! Take a look yourself!
**Link and the others take a look to the left of where they came in. They see a two-way cave with a sign saying "Left: Re-onion center Right: Queen Angelica's Throne Room(DO NOT DISTURB)"**
Carl: Who's the liar now?
Link: He's right!
Dib: Anything else you have to say?
Carl: No!
Dib: **Pulls out naked hamster or whatever it was and closes it into Carl's face again** Speak!
Carl: OKAY! OKAY! The cave that leads to the throne room has a dangerous secret! You have to get through the laberynth!
Link: Laberynth?
Carl: The laberynth is full of dangers. The laberynth is controlled and monitored by Queen Angelica. She controls all the aspects of the laberynth! You have to be extra careful!
Dib: What do we do with the idiot now?
Link: He'll go with us. Gaz, keep an eye on him and watch out if he does anything funny.
Gaz: Okay. **Turns to Carl** Unless you want me to make your life miserable, you'll do exactly as I say!
Carl: **GULP** Okay...
Meanwhile, Samus and the Eds are done freeing the slaves.
The Powerpuff Girls: Thanks! We would use our powers, but Queen Angelica sucked them out of us!
Courage: These chains sure hurt! Thanks for freeing us!
Samus: No problem!
Johnny Bravo: Hey Space Woman. How would you like to go on a date with me?
**Samus grabs and throws Johnny Bravo onto the wall**
Johnny Bravo: Ouchies...
Samus: Sorry, I'm not available!
Ed: Bananas, Double-D!
Samus: ???????
Edd: Don't worry. Ed's like that. Always saying and doing random things!
Samus: Reminds me of GIR.
Ed: HUG! **Grabs Edd, Eddy and Samus and gives them a big, goofy hug** I love you!
Eddy: Not now, monobrow!
Voice: Do you think he and GIR would get along just fine?
Ed: **Drops the three with a terrified face and notices Link through the hole made by Samus earlier** IT'S THE EVIL KNIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! **Hides in Edd's sock**
Samus: Link!
Link: Hi. I see you freed all the slaves.
Samus: Yeah. I got help from these three.
Edd: It's all right Ed. It's just another friend! Now please get off my sock.
**Ed gets off Edd's sock**
Samus: Meet Ed, the big, lumpy one. Edd, who wears a sock for a head.
Edd: Call me Double-D.
Samus: And Eddy, who acused us of being workers of Queen Angelica.
Eddy: Did not!
Samus, Ed and Edd: Did too!
Eddy: GRRRRRRR...
Link: Nice to meet ya.
Powerpuff Girls: **Gets close to Link with big smily faces** WE'RE YOUR BIGGEST FAN! WE'RE YOUR BIGGEST FANS! WE HAVE ALL YOUR GAMES AND WE WILL GET THE NEW CEL-SHADED GAME ZELDA FOR GAMECUBE CAUSE IT WILL BE GREAT TOO DESPITE THE PEOPLE COMPLAINING IT'S "KIDDY"!!!!!!!!!!
Link: That's nice. But no autographs, please.
Samus: So. What do we do now?
Link: We held the Admiral hostage and he told us about this "laberynth" that you have to get through if you want to get to Queen Angelica's throne room. He says that the Queen controls every aspect of it. Including the dangers. We must be extra careful. Where's Donkey Kong and Bowser?
Samus: They went through the cave to find... Queen Angelica's... throne room... OH MY GOD! They must be in the laberynth now!
Link: They knew about the cave that led to her throne room?
Samus: Yes! Eddy here knew where the cave that led to the throne room was. But he didn't mention any laberynth!
Link: We have to go. NOW!
Samus: Eds, follow us! Everybody else, ATTACK ALL NICK MEN AND WOMEN YOU CAN TO CAUSE MAJOR DAMAGE! Courage, you lead them!
Courage: Aye aye!
Johnny Bravo: Hey brave knight?
Link: Name's Link.
Johnny Bravo: Whatever. Do you think I could spend some time with the beautiful Zelda after we're done?
Link: Let me guess... NO!!!!!!!!!!
**Link grabs Johnny and throws him onto a wall**
Johnny Bravo: Ouchies...
Link: Let's go!
As Link led Samus, the Eds and his group onto the laberynth, the war was getting more heated. Dexter's bot regained the power to continue war.
BUM airship: Locking onto the leader of the rebellion. His name is Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob: Where's my Rocket Launcher?
Patrick: Here!
Spongebob: All right men, back away!
**Spongebob's men backs away as Spongebob fires 6 rockets onto swarms of Nick zombies**
Nick Zombies: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUM airship: Preparing to fire in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
**BUM airship fires missiles as Spongebob fires 6 more rockets onto the sky and confused, the missile thinks it came from Spongebob's Rocket Launcher and drops onto incoming swarms of Nick clones**
BUM airship: DAMN!
Patrick: **Sees the BUM airship in the air** Spongebob! Look! Enemy spaceship!
Spongebob: BUM airship... Dexter! Destroy it!
Dexter**Inside his bot**: Aye aye!
**Dexter's bot flies in the air and destroys the BUM airship**
Spongebob: WHOO-HOO!
Voice: **Aims laser blaster at Spongebob's head** Think again...
Spongebob: **Turns around and sees a battered Jimmy Neutron** AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jimmy: I'm down but not out.
Dexter: You again?
Jimmy: Yes. And this time I have Nick Zombies watching my back.
Dexter: I'll just destroy you AND your stupid Nick Zombies with one of my rockets!
Jimmy: Yes you would. But since I'm holding your leader hostage, you'll have to destroy him too!
Dexter: Damn! I hate those catch-22
Jimmy: And if you excuse me, I have to leave with Spongebob as a hostage.
Nick Zombie: Bye bye!
**A large poof of smoke appears as Jimmy, the Nick Zombies and Spongebob dissapear through it**
Dexter: They dissapeared! And who knows where they might be?
Patrick: SPONGEBOB!!!!! **Sobs**
Dexter: Don't worry, we'll find that carbon copy!
Patrick: **Sniffling** Promise?
Dexter: Promise...
What the others aren't aware of is that Jimmy and his men dissapeared to a Chyntia Destroyer, far away from Mars or the rocky planet where Queen Angelica's hideout is.
Jimmy: **Still pointing his laser blaster at Spongebob** Tie him to that pole. And maybe we can get some dirt off the leader.
Spongebob: **Being dragged away by Nick Zombies** YOU'LL NEVER WIN!
Jimmy: Is that so? **Turns to Nick Zombies** Make sure the rope is extra tight!
Nick Zombie: Yes admiral!
Meanwhile, back at Queen Angelica's hideout...
Queen A: It's only a matter of hours until you ACTUALLY touch the acid.
Mario: **Thinking** Where are they?
Automated Voice: Status report! Status report! Intruders have already reached the laberynth!
Queen A: Excellent! Now where are the controls?
**Controls appear in front of Queen Angelica's throne chair**
Queen A: Take a peek at the Viewscreen, dummies.
**Viewscreen shows Donkey Kong and Bowser as many robots close in on them. Both of them are crushing their way through but they show signs of exhaustion**
Bowser: Why didn't Eddy tell us about this?
Donkey Kong: Getting... exhausted...
Mario: Eddy?
Queen A: The others should be there soon, to suffer along with them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Will Link and the others reach Donkey Kong and Bowser give in to exhaustion? Will Dexter locate the Chyntia Destroyer with the captive Spongebob somewhere in space? And what plans does Courage have to give Nick a taste of their own medicine? Stay tuned for chapter 10!
Last time you would've seen the last of Jimmy Neutron thanks
to the original boy genius, Dexter himself. And you would've seen
Samus and Bowser find the pit of captured cartoon characters,
where they were offered help by the Eds. What's gonna happen
to Link, Pikachu, Dib and Gaz as they're about to stumble onto
the laberynth? Read or else!
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Chapter 9
Queen Angelica awaited comfy in her throne chair, with the cage where Mario and Zim are captured still dipping to their doom. The evil queenie wants to know the latest war updates.
Queen A: Computer? War status reports.
Automated Voice: Reporting. 60 of our men are dead, including Admiral and your most loyal servant, Jimmy Neutron.
Queen A: WHAT????????????????? Computer! GET ME CARL FOUTLEY!
Mario: They destroyed the leader! Now Nick's men will be helpless in the war! **Raises hand** High-five!
Zim: **Scratching head** Huh?
Mario: **Putting hand down** Never mind. At least we now have a better chance.
Zim: You're right. Now filthy nick won't have a chance!
Queen A: One more word and YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Eeep...
Queen A: That's better.
**Carl Foutley appears on the viewscreen, waiting in the main hall**
Queen A: How are you doing?
Carl: I'm finished! Now these intruders won't know what hit them!
Queen A: Guess what? You're permanently promoted to Admiral now that the last one is dead. You may start by coming to my throne room and rubbing my feet.
Carl: Yes queenie! **A hand appears and drags Carl offscreen** AHH! AHH! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen A: WHAT THE FUDGE? Turn off viewscreen!
**Viewscreen turns off**
Queen A: The intruders... hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, Link and his group held Carl Foutley hostage.
Link: You have two options: Either I slit your neck with my master sword, or you start talking!
Carl: I've been recently promoted to Admiral. I'm ready to die with honor! I'm not talking!
Dib: Hey Carl... **Pulls out naked hamster or whatever it was that scared Carl in one of the ATBG episodes** Remember this?
Carl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaz: Get it close to his face and see if he'll talk.
Link: And if he won't, I'll finish him off.
Carl: I prefer to have my neck slit rather than tattling, but if "that" thing is involved, then you leave me no choice... Queen Angelica's throne room is near the entrance.
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Automated Translator: Liar! Liar!
Link: You know we didn't see an entrance to the throne room near where we came in, liar!
Carl: That's because you barged in so fast that you missed the entrace to the left! Take a look yourself!
**Link and the others take a look to the left of where they came in. They see a two-way cave with a sign saying "Left: Re-onion center Right: Queen Angelica's Throne Room(DO NOT DISTURB)"**
Carl: Who's the liar now?
Link: He's right!
Dib: Anything else you have to say?
Carl: No!
Dib: **Pulls out naked hamster or whatever it was and closes it into Carl's face again** Speak!
Carl: OKAY! OKAY! The cave that leads to the throne room has a dangerous secret! You have to get through the laberynth!
Link: Laberynth?
Carl: The laberynth is full of dangers. The laberynth is controlled and monitored by Queen Angelica. She controls all the aspects of the laberynth! You have to be extra careful!
Dib: What do we do with the idiot now?
Link: He'll go with us. Gaz, keep an eye on him and watch out if he does anything funny.
Gaz: Okay. **Turns to Carl** Unless you want me to make your life miserable, you'll do exactly as I say!
Carl: **GULP** Okay...
Meanwhile, Samus and the Eds are done freeing the slaves.
The Powerpuff Girls: Thanks! We would use our powers, but Queen Angelica sucked them out of us!
Courage: These chains sure hurt! Thanks for freeing us!
Samus: No problem!
Johnny Bravo: Hey Space Woman. How would you like to go on a date with me?
**Samus grabs and throws Johnny Bravo onto the wall**
Johnny Bravo: Ouchies...
Samus: Sorry, I'm not available!
Ed: Bananas, Double-D!
Samus: ???????
Edd: Don't worry. Ed's like that. Always saying and doing random things!
Samus: Reminds me of GIR.
Ed: HUG! **Grabs Edd, Eddy and Samus and gives them a big, goofy hug** I love you!
Eddy: Not now, monobrow!
Voice: Do you think he and GIR would get along just fine?
Ed: **Drops the three with a terrified face and notices Link through the hole made by Samus earlier** IT'S THE EVIL KNIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! **Hides in Edd's sock**
Samus: Link!
Link: Hi. I see you freed all the slaves.
Samus: Yeah. I got help from these three.
Edd: It's all right Ed. It's just another friend! Now please get off my sock.
**Ed gets off Edd's sock**
Samus: Meet Ed, the big, lumpy one. Edd, who wears a sock for a head.
Edd: Call me Double-D.
Samus: And Eddy, who acused us of being workers of Queen Angelica.
Eddy: Did not!
Samus, Ed and Edd: Did too!
Eddy: GRRRRRRR...
Link: Nice to meet ya.
Powerpuff Girls: **Gets close to Link with big smily faces** WE'RE YOUR BIGGEST FAN! WE'RE YOUR BIGGEST FANS! WE HAVE ALL YOUR GAMES AND WE WILL GET THE NEW CEL-SHADED GAME ZELDA FOR GAMECUBE CAUSE IT WILL BE GREAT TOO DESPITE THE PEOPLE COMPLAINING IT'S "KIDDY"!!!!!!!!!!
Link: That's nice. But no autographs, please.
Samus: So. What do we do now?
Link: We held the Admiral hostage and he told us about this "laberynth" that you have to get through if you want to get to Queen Angelica's throne room. He says that the Queen controls every aspect of it. Including the dangers. We must be extra careful. Where's Donkey Kong and Bowser?
Samus: They went through the cave to find... Queen Angelica's... throne room... OH MY GOD! They must be in the laberynth now!
Link: They knew about the cave that led to her throne room?
Samus: Yes! Eddy here knew where the cave that led to the throne room was. But he didn't mention any laberynth!
Link: We have to go. NOW!
Samus: Eds, follow us! Everybody else, ATTACK ALL NICK MEN AND WOMEN YOU CAN TO CAUSE MAJOR DAMAGE! Courage, you lead them!
Courage: Aye aye!
Johnny Bravo: Hey brave knight?
Link: Name's Link.
Johnny Bravo: Whatever. Do you think I could spend some time with the beautiful Zelda after we're done?
Link: Let me guess... NO!!!!!!!!!!
**Link grabs Johnny and throws him onto a wall**
Johnny Bravo: Ouchies...
Link: Let's go!
As Link led Samus, the Eds and his group onto the laberynth, the war was getting more heated. Dexter's bot regained the power to continue war.
BUM airship: Locking onto the leader of the rebellion. His name is Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob: Where's my Rocket Launcher?
Patrick: Here!
Spongebob: All right men, back away!
**Spongebob's men backs away as Spongebob fires 6 rockets onto swarms of Nick zombies**
Nick Zombies: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUM airship: Preparing to fire in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
**BUM airship fires missiles as Spongebob fires 6 more rockets onto the sky and confused, the missile thinks it came from Spongebob's Rocket Launcher and drops onto incoming swarms of Nick clones**
BUM airship: DAMN!
Patrick: **Sees the BUM airship in the air** Spongebob! Look! Enemy spaceship!
Spongebob: BUM airship... Dexter! Destroy it!
Dexter**Inside his bot**: Aye aye!
**Dexter's bot flies in the air and destroys the BUM airship**
Spongebob: WHOO-HOO!
Voice: **Aims laser blaster at Spongebob's head** Think again...
Spongebob: **Turns around and sees a battered Jimmy Neutron** AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jimmy: I'm down but not out.
Dexter: You again?
Jimmy: Yes. And this time I have Nick Zombies watching my back.
Dexter: I'll just destroy you AND your stupid Nick Zombies with one of my rockets!
Jimmy: Yes you would. But since I'm holding your leader hostage, you'll have to destroy him too!
Dexter: Damn! I hate those catch-22
Jimmy: And if you excuse me, I have to leave with Spongebob as a hostage.
Nick Zombie: Bye bye!
**A large poof of smoke appears as Jimmy, the Nick Zombies and Spongebob dissapear through it**
Dexter: They dissapeared! And who knows where they might be?
Patrick: SPONGEBOB!!!!! **Sobs**
Dexter: Don't worry, we'll find that carbon copy!
Patrick: **Sniffling** Promise?
Dexter: Promise...
What the others aren't aware of is that Jimmy and his men dissapeared to a Chyntia Destroyer, far away from Mars or the rocky planet where Queen Angelica's hideout is.
Jimmy: **Still pointing his laser blaster at Spongebob** Tie him to that pole. And maybe we can get some dirt off the leader.
Spongebob: **Being dragged away by Nick Zombies** YOU'LL NEVER WIN!
Jimmy: Is that so? **Turns to Nick Zombies** Make sure the rope is extra tight!
Nick Zombie: Yes admiral!
Meanwhile, back at Queen Angelica's hideout...
Queen A: It's only a matter of hours until you ACTUALLY touch the acid.
Mario: **Thinking** Where are they?
Automated Voice: Status report! Status report! Intruders have already reached the laberynth!
Queen A: Excellent! Now where are the controls?
**Controls appear in front of Queen Angelica's throne chair**
Queen A: Take a peek at the Viewscreen, dummies.
**Viewscreen shows Donkey Kong and Bowser as many robots close in on them. Both of them are crushing their way through but they show signs of exhaustion**
Bowser: Why didn't Eddy tell us about this?
Donkey Kong: Getting... exhausted...
Mario: Eddy?
Queen A: The others should be there soon, to suffer along with them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Will Link and the others reach Donkey Kong and Bowser give in to exhaustion? Will Dexter locate the Chyntia Destroyer with the captive Spongebob somewhere in space? And what plans does Courage have to give Nick a taste of their own medicine? Stay tuned for chapter 10!