Chapter 11
Queen Angelica watched from her throne room, as the heroes were cornered by the swarm of Ginger-bots(We'll get to them later).
Meanwhile, Admiral Otto Rocket was foolishy standing on the cauldron plank, poking fun at Mario and Zim.
Otto: Nanananana! I get to be admiral! **Sticks out tongue**
Zim: You know, kid, standing on the edge of that plank isn't smart.
Otto: I don't care, stupid alien. I escaped death so many times in this fanfic that I consider myself to be immune! While you and your fat buddy get to be dipped in acid, I am the new boss around here! I ROCK! BAYBEE!!! **Starts motioning his hands as if he were playing the guitar**
Queen A: Quit it, Otto!
Otto: Okay okay! **Climbs down cauldron ladder** What is your order of the day, O superior one?
Queen A: How about you stop fooling around and rub my feet again?
Otto: Okay, dude!
Queen A: It's Queen Angelica, stupid. Now rub my stinky toes!
Otto: You know, as both an admiral and somebody who beat death 31 times in this fanfic, I deserve better.
Queen A: RUB THEM OR I'LL LITERALLY KICK YOUR BUTT!!
Otto: GULP. Don't be such a hissy pissy... **Rubs toes**
Queen A: **Laughing** Pizz-owned...
**Suddenly, another viewscreen lowered in front of Queen Angelica. This time it had Janitor Reggie Rocket, who was COMPLETELY covered in mud and dirt**
Queen A: What is it, Janitor Reggie?
Reggie: **Whiny** Do something, Queen...
Otto: **Sticks tongue out at Reggie** Nananananananana!
Queen A: Do what?
Reggie: The whole hideout... it's outta control!
**The Powerpuff Girls appear from nowhere in the viewscreen and pour Reggie in paint**
Reggie: AHHHH!!! **** THIS, I'M LEAVING! **Runs away crying and sobbing**
Blossom: Hey Angelica, you want to see what we're doing to the whole place?
**The Powerpuff Girls grab the TV-Phone Reggie was using and turn it around, showing various other cartoon characters wrecking the place**
Johnny Bravo: **Talking to a painting of Herb Scannel** Jesus, are you ugly looking or what? I know just the thing to do! **Pulls out marker... and draws horns around his face. How cute**
Bubbles: **Approaching Bravo** You forgot one thing... **Bubbles grabs the marker and writes a comic bubble saying "I M STUPID"**
Bravo: Hey... he is stupid!
Queen A: **Teary eyed** ...
Buttercup: Don't cry, Angelica. This should help make you feel better... **Grabs another marker, and this time, writes "YOU STINK" on the TV-Phone screen**
Queen A: **Gets even more teary eyed... SMELL THE DRAMA!** You...
Blossom: Bye! **Throws TV-Phone away, causing it to break apart and stop the transmittion**
Queen A: **About to cry** Why...
Otto: Queenie? Queenie? Do you want me to rub your feet again? QUEENIE!????
Mario: **Snickers**
Zim: Boo-hoo, oh boo-hoo! Your filthy attempts at drama don't convince me, stupid human.
Queen A: **Sniffling** Shut up...
Zim: No, I won't shut up. You might have everything you ever wanted, but you still remain a whiny little filthy human brat!
Queen A: NO, I AM NOT!
Otto: Don't make me zap the chains holding the cage, little alien...
Queen A: Don't, Admiral... **Still sniffling** LET THEM SUFFER! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!
Otto: You heard her... now SUFFAH!
Mario: Angelica is scary sometimes...
During all this commotion, Spongebob Squarepants, still tied to the pole, landed on a weird planet. It was very colorful and vivid. So colorful and vivid, that Spongebob was scared.
Spongebob: Please don't tell me that I have landed... on PLANET EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION! AGH!!!!!!!!!
**A fluffy pink thingy appears, approaching Spongebob**
Spongebob: Get away from me! I ALREADY HAD TO PUT UP WITH 60 HOURS OF SESAME STREET!
Pink thing: ???
Spongebob: Whoever you are, I don't want to buy your Teletubbies videotapes!
Pink thing: Um... I'm Kirby, and this isn't planet educational whatever.
Spongebob: It isn't?
Kirby: No, silly. It's planet...
Spongebob: Let me guess. It's planet Bastion Boogers? If it is, then that's the second worst thing to educational television!
Kirby: _ It's planet...
Spongebob: LUE? Triple H? Shaquille O Neal? Cris Collinsworth? All of those things are bad...
Kirby: NINTENDO! IT'S PLANET NINTENDO! ARGH!!!
Spongebob: Oh, ok. Umm... can you untie me?
Kirby: Okay. **Unties Spongebob from the pole** Who are you anyway?
Spongebob: I'm general Spongebob Squarepants.
Kirby: General of what?
Spongebob: The rebellion. We fight Nickelodeon and their leader, Queen Angelica.
Kirby: O_O You also fight Queen Angelica?
Spongebob: Yes, we do...
Kirby: ^_^
Spongebob: Stop looking at me like that. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?!?? THIS ISN'T A SLASH...
**Kirby runs, holding Spongebob by the wrist. Spongebob follows, confused**
Spongebob: Where are you taking me?
Kirby: To Master Miyamoto's dojo!
Spongebob: Master Miyamoto?
Kirby: I'll explain everything later!
And so they continued running off.
And during all of this, our heroes(Link, Samus, DK, Bowser, Pikachu, Dib, Gaz, Ed, Edd and Eddy) were cornered by Queen Angelica's army of Ginger-clones. The Ginger clones just waited for Queen A's orders.
Queen A**Through viewscreen**: **Still sniffling** I might have been embarrased, but I'm still winning this war. Commence countdown to begin the attack!
Auto Voice: Countdown activated. 10.. 9...
Ed: Is the universe ending, Double-D?
Edd: No, Ed... just our lives... **Hides in his sockhat again, and places a DO NOT DISTURB sign for good measure**
Ed: **Hops in Eddy's arms** Hold me, Eddy. Me scared!
Eddy: Hold yourself! **Drops Ed**
8.. 7... 6...
Gaz: Um... Dib...
Dib: What?
Gaz: I... um...
Dib: Ah, I know it! Admit it, Gaz. Your score at Pig Hunter 3 is inferior to mine. ADMIT IT!
Gaz: SIGH... okay, I admit it. Your score is better than mine.
Dib: WHOO HOO! Oh yeah! Oh yeah... **Dances**
**Gaz turns Dib around... and slaps him HARD**
Pikachu: PIKA!
Auto Translator: OOOH!
Dib: **Rubs cheek** Ow... why are you being such a sore loser?
Gaz: Don't worry, Dib. After we're done stopping Queen Angelica, I PROMISE to raise my score miles above yours. Just you see.
5... 4...
Samus: While we're at it, I'd like to complain that my whole character and persona in this fanfic so far has been nothing short of stale, bland, and may I say, boring.
Link: I guess you're right, Samus...
Samus: Ah screw this **Takes off visor helmet, and throws it hard against the ground** I'm tired of being a female Boba Fett! I just want to be myself. Oh, and Link...
**Samus approaches Link... and KISSES him. Romance?**
Link: Uh, Samus...
Samus: If we live, please don't tell Zelda.
Link: Don't worry, I won't...
3... 2...
Bowser: So, um... this is it, I guess...
DK: Don't you have anything more interesting to say?
Bowser: No.
DK: Okay.
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Nice cliffhanger, eh? Chapter 12 will be up shortly.
Queen Angelica watched from her throne room, as the heroes were cornered by the swarm of Ginger-bots(We'll get to them later).
Meanwhile, Admiral Otto Rocket was foolishy standing on the cauldron plank, poking fun at Mario and Zim.
Otto: Nanananana! I get to be admiral! **Sticks out tongue**
Zim: You know, kid, standing on the edge of that plank isn't smart.
Otto: I don't care, stupid alien. I escaped death so many times in this fanfic that I consider myself to be immune! While you and your fat buddy get to be dipped in acid, I am the new boss around here! I ROCK! BAYBEE!!! **Starts motioning his hands as if he were playing the guitar**
Queen A: Quit it, Otto!
Otto: Okay okay! **Climbs down cauldron ladder** What is your order of the day, O superior one?
Queen A: How about you stop fooling around and rub my feet again?
Otto: Okay, dude!
Queen A: It's Queen Angelica, stupid. Now rub my stinky toes!
Otto: You know, as both an admiral and somebody who beat death 31 times in this fanfic, I deserve better.
Queen A: RUB THEM OR I'LL LITERALLY KICK YOUR BUTT!!
Otto: GULP. Don't be such a hissy pissy... **Rubs toes**
Queen A: **Laughing** Pizz-owned...
**Suddenly, another viewscreen lowered in front of Queen Angelica. This time it had Janitor Reggie Rocket, who was COMPLETELY covered in mud and dirt**
Queen A: What is it, Janitor Reggie?
Reggie: **Whiny** Do something, Queen...
Otto: **Sticks tongue out at Reggie** Nananananananana!
Queen A: Do what?
Reggie: The whole hideout... it's outta control!
**The Powerpuff Girls appear from nowhere in the viewscreen and pour Reggie in paint**
Reggie: AHHHH!!! **** THIS, I'M LEAVING! **Runs away crying and sobbing**
Blossom: Hey Angelica, you want to see what we're doing to the whole place?
**The Powerpuff Girls grab the TV-Phone Reggie was using and turn it around, showing various other cartoon characters wrecking the place**
Johnny Bravo: **Talking to a painting of Herb Scannel** Jesus, are you ugly looking or what? I know just the thing to do! **Pulls out marker... and draws horns around his face. How cute**
Bubbles: **Approaching Bravo** You forgot one thing... **Bubbles grabs the marker and writes a comic bubble saying "I M STUPID"**
Bravo: Hey... he is stupid!
Queen A: **Teary eyed** ...
Buttercup: Don't cry, Angelica. This should help make you feel better... **Grabs another marker, and this time, writes "YOU STINK" on the TV-Phone screen**
Queen A: **Gets even more teary eyed... SMELL THE DRAMA!** You...
Blossom: Bye! **Throws TV-Phone away, causing it to break apart and stop the transmittion**
Queen A: **About to cry** Why...
Otto: Queenie? Queenie? Do you want me to rub your feet again? QUEENIE!????
Mario: **Snickers**
Zim: Boo-hoo, oh boo-hoo! Your filthy attempts at drama don't convince me, stupid human.
Queen A: **Sniffling** Shut up...
Zim: No, I won't shut up. You might have everything you ever wanted, but you still remain a whiny little filthy human brat!
Queen A: NO, I AM NOT!
Otto: Don't make me zap the chains holding the cage, little alien...
Queen A: Don't, Admiral... **Still sniffling** LET THEM SUFFER! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!
Otto: You heard her... now SUFFAH!
Mario: Angelica is scary sometimes...
During all this commotion, Spongebob Squarepants, still tied to the pole, landed on a weird planet. It was very colorful and vivid. So colorful and vivid, that Spongebob was scared.
Spongebob: Please don't tell me that I have landed... on PLANET EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION! AGH!!!!!!!!!
**A fluffy pink thingy appears, approaching Spongebob**
Spongebob: Get away from me! I ALREADY HAD TO PUT UP WITH 60 HOURS OF SESAME STREET!
Pink thing: ???
Spongebob: Whoever you are, I don't want to buy your Teletubbies videotapes!
Pink thing: Um... I'm Kirby, and this isn't planet educational whatever.
Spongebob: It isn't?
Kirby: No, silly. It's planet...
Spongebob: Let me guess. It's planet Bastion Boogers? If it is, then that's the second worst thing to educational television!
Kirby: _ It's planet...
Spongebob: LUE? Triple H? Shaquille O Neal? Cris Collinsworth? All of those things are bad...
Kirby: NINTENDO! IT'S PLANET NINTENDO! ARGH!!!
Spongebob: Oh, ok. Umm... can you untie me?
Kirby: Okay. **Unties Spongebob from the pole** Who are you anyway?
Spongebob: I'm general Spongebob Squarepants.
Kirby: General of what?
Spongebob: The rebellion. We fight Nickelodeon and their leader, Queen Angelica.
Kirby: O_O You also fight Queen Angelica?
Spongebob: Yes, we do...
Kirby: ^_^
Spongebob: Stop looking at me like that. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?!?? THIS ISN'T A SLASH...
**Kirby runs, holding Spongebob by the wrist. Spongebob follows, confused**
Spongebob: Where are you taking me?
Kirby: To Master Miyamoto's dojo!
Spongebob: Master Miyamoto?
Kirby: I'll explain everything later!
And so they continued running off.
And during all of this, our heroes(Link, Samus, DK, Bowser, Pikachu, Dib, Gaz, Ed, Edd and Eddy) were cornered by Queen Angelica's army of Ginger-clones. The Ginger clones just waited for Queen A's orders.
Queen A**Through viewscreen**: **Still sniffling** I might have been embarrased, but I'm still winning this war. Commence countdown to begin the attack!
Auto Voice: Countdown activated. 10.. 9...
Ed: Is the universe ending, Double-D?
Edd: No, Ed... just our lives... **Hides in his sockhat again, and places a DO NOT DISTURB sign for good measure**
Ed: **Hops in Eddy's arms** Hold me, Eddy. Me scared!
Eddy: Hold yourself! **Drops Ed**
8.. 7... 6...
Gaz: Um... Dib...
Dib: What?
Gaz: I... um...
Dib: Ah, I know it! Admit it, Gaz. Your score at Pig Hunter 3 is inferior to mine. ADMIT IT!
Gaz: SIGH... okay, I admit it. Your score is better than mine.
Dib: WHOO HOO! Oh yeah! Oh yeah... **Dances**
**Gaz turns Dib around... and slaps him HARD**
Pikachu: PIKA!
Auto Translator: OOOH!
Dib: **Rubs cheek** Ow... why are you being such a sore loser?
Gaz: Don't worry, Dib. After we're done stopping Queen Angelica, I PROMISE to raise my score miles above yours. Just you see.
5... 4...
Samus: While we're at it, I'd like to complain that my whole character and persona in this fanfic so far has been nothing short of stale, bland, and may I say, boring.
Link: I guess you're right, Samus...
Samus: Ah screw this **Takes off visor helmet, and throws it hard against the ground** I'm tired of being a female Boba Fett! I just want to be myself. Oh, and Link...
**Samus approaches Link... and KISSES him. Romance?**
Link: Uh, Samus...
Samus: If we live, please don't tell Zelda.
Link: Don't worry, I won't...
3... 2...
Bowser: So, um... this is it, I guess...
DK: Don't you have anything more interesting to say?
Bowser: No.
DK: Okay.
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Nice cliffhanger, eh? Chapter 12 will be up shortly.