Chapter 12
Just as the Ginger clones readied to attack, Queen Angelica shouted.
Queen A: STOP!
**Ginger Clones just stand still**
Queen A: I forgot. I suppose you ten dimwits will need some assistance in your fight against Nickelodeon. OPEN ROOF!
**The roof of the Arena room opens, revealing... MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY!**
Mermaidman: Up, up and... **CRACK** My back! I threw out my back!
Barnacleboy: Don't worry! I'll save you all!
**Barnacleboy hops down... only to be roasted by the Ginger clones**
Barnacleboy: IT BURNS...
Link: -_-
Bowser: Is this a personal joke against me?
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA! PIKA!
Auto translator: Look, it's GIR!
All: What?
**Everybody looks up, to see GIR**
GIR: Piggies to the rescue! YAY!!!!!!!
**GIR drops down, on the head of one of the Ginger clones**
Link: Now's our chance to attack!
**Link and the others begin to attack the clones**
Link: HI-YAAA! **Does Sword Slash to two of them**
GIR: Die die die **Starts to bite off the eyes off another clone**
Ed: **Splashes another Ginger clone** Oooh, buttered toast, how delicious!
Edd: **Still hidden in sock hat** Tell me when this carnage is over with.
Donkey Kong: **Gorilla presses another clone onto a pack of dozens, knocking them like pinballs** Bowser, get here!
Bowser: **Jumps high... and squashes the mountain of clones into pieces**
Mermaidman: **Lying and writhing in pain** We have to save these poor folk, Barnacleboy!
Barnacleboy: I don't see how much I can do with your back broken and me roasted into ashes.
Queen A: What-In-The-Fudge... WHO LET GIR IN!?????
Admiral Otto: Well, I figured another useless backup would embarass...
Queen A: DAMN YOU!
Otto: Sorry! So-
**Otto begins to lose his balance on the plank**
Otto: Ah, ah... MOMMY!
Zim: You should've listened.
Otto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! **Falls into cauldron and is dematerialized by the acid**
Mario: So much for living past the end of this fanfic...
Queen A: Fudge Otto, who needs him anyway?
Zim: Well, queen...
Queen A: WHAT, YOU IMBECILE!
Zim: Link and the rest have opened the door to the final room of the Laberynth!
**Queen Angelica turns around, to see the viewscreen. She begins to fume**
Queen A: AHHHHH! They might've escaped the spiders and ginger clones, but no chance in heck they'll get past this room. It'll be dark, mucky and full of natural traps!
Mario: But what about Samus? Her visor can see all sorts of things, thus making it easy.
Queen A: _
Back to the arena, where Link is standing above the remaining Ginger clone.
Ginger clone: Spare me-
Link: No. **Drives down the Master Sword through her head**
Bowser: I guess we're done here. Time to go...
Link: Wait! No rushing in. You saw what happened last time.
Samus: According to my visor, it's supposed to be a maze with all sorts of traps...
Link: Okay. No rushing in, again. **Both Link and Samus enter the room**
Bowser: **Follows them**
Edd: **Still hidden in sock hat** Is the carnage done with now?
Eddy: Yes, now let's go. **Grabs Edd by the wrist and pulls him in**
**Everybody else also follows, including GIR, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy(Both being carried by DK)**
Mermaidman: Please... do not do this charity for us, young ape, as we failed you in our mission...
Barnacleboy: Ah, shut up.
**Everybody walks deep inside for a few minutes before they find two different paths**
Samus: The left path has two mutant rats. The right side is filled with reruns of Rocket Powers and robotic clones of Richard Simm...
Everybody: LEFT! LEFT!
Samus: And I agree. **Goes through the left path, and everybody follows**
Gaz: Hey, Dib.
Dib: What, Ms. I lied about my GameSlave score?
Gaz: What if Samus's visor is broken in any way?
Dib: Well, I have a flashlight if the ocassion arrives...
Samus: I can assure you that the occasion will not happen.
**Suddenly, two giant rats appear**
Samus: SCREW ATTACK! **A ray of light appears, trapping one of the rats**
Link: Hookshot! **Metal cord appears, impaling the other rat in the chest**
Giant rat 2: **Is pulled in by the pullback force, and beheaded by the Master Sword**
Giant rat 1: **Is squeezed very hard by the ray... but comes back by grabbing the ray and swinging it, sending Samus crashing against the wall**
Samus: **The visor goes flying in the air, near the first rat** Link! The visor, the visor...
Link: **Sprints towards the visor, but it is too late. The headless rat squashes the visor into pieces** Ah, shit.
Dib: Should I use my flash... **The other rat seizes Dib, grabs the flashlight and eats it**
Link: Retreat!
**Everybody runs away, only to see the shadows of the Richard Simmons robots, dancing to the theme of Rocket Power**
Link: Good lord.
Samus: We're trapped.
Link: And no visor...
Samus: Link... Link... I feel very weak... weak and sleepy...
Link: Why... **Yawns deeply**
Samus: The gas... to put us to sleep while the rats finish us off...
Link: We're doomed... wait! We're not doomed.
**Links raises his head, to see Edd deeply asleep**
Link: Everybody, hide in the sock hat now!
**Link and the others crawls towards the sockhat. Edd doesn't notice as he's fully asleep**
Link: Samus... SAMUS! **Takes a look outside, to see that she hasn't made an effort to pull herself into the sockhat**
Samus: Chozo suit... too heavy...
Link: Dammit! **Comes out of the sockhat, feeling drowsy again** Samus, let's go!
**Link drags Samus to the sockhat, where everybody seems to be alert and consious**
Edd: The gas...
Eddy: What is it?
Link: To put people to sleep while the rats attack the victims, I assume.
Samus: **Now waking up** What about the rats? They can tear through the sockhat and kill us all. And even if we escape, I have no visor.
Link: Ah, you're right...
Giant rats: **Loud growl**
Link: But I'm willing to fight to the death. **Grabs Master Swords and looks out the sockhat... only to see the rats in the distance, plowing through the Richard Simmons robots**
Bowser: Talk about turnaround...
Link: **Heads out the sockhat** The gas... it receeded.
Bowser: Everybody out now!
**Everybody gets off the hat**
Link: I suggest we continue before the giant rats or the gas come back.
**Link leads the path through, and come across another crosspath. This time, three directions**
Link: March on forward, take left or right?
Bowser: DON'T GO THROUGH THE FORWARD PATH!
Donkey Kong: He's right. That's where we got our ass kicked by robot warriors before we went to save you in the first room.
Link: What about the left...
Bowser: Spike pit. I almost fell through it.
Link: And the right...
DK: Underwater path. I wanted to go through it but Bowser stopped me.
Link: The underwater path it is...
Edd: I can't swim.
Eddy: Me neither.
GIR: Robots sensitive to water.
Samus: I'm a fairly good swimmer...
Link: Okay. Samus, take off your suit and let those who can't swim use it. Everybody else, I assume you know how to hold your breath.
**Samus takes off her suit(And for the perverts who only read this fanfic to see her naked, leave. She was wearing normal clothing under the suit the whole time :P)**
Bowser: **Whistles** You sure look...
Samus: **Turns around to see Bowser looking to his left, innocently** What did you say?
Bowser: ...nice. You look nice _
Link: Is everybody ready?
Mermaidman: Of course I'm ready, young whippersnapper! We heroes of the deep were born to swim around the depths of the ocean, even under broken backs!
Barnacleboy: Or roasted skin...
Link: Fine, Barnacleboy goes first.
Barnacleboy: Why me?
Link: Aren't you supposed to be an ocean creature?
Barnacleboy: Oh, right. **Begins to gag, but lands on the water**
Mermaidman: **Also gagging** Wait... **Jumps into water too**
Barnacleboy: **Bubbled voice** IT'S FINE! Nothing strange!
Mermaidman: Jump in! The water's great!
Link: Ok. **Also jumps in**
Samus: I just hope there are breathing holes. **Dives in**
Bowser: COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!
Dib: Bowser, NO! You'll splash water everywhere.
Bowser: Fine. **Lamely tiptoes in**
**Everybody manages to dive into the water(Not going into the tunnels yet, of course**, except for Edd, Eddy and GIR, who are all in the Chozo power suit**
Edd: Here goes nothing.
GIR: WHEEEE!
**The three jump in**
Link: Now that we're all accounted for, take a deep breath(With the exception of the three in the power suit). We will go through the tunnels and hopefully reach Queen Angelica's throne room.
Link swims through the first hole, and everybody follows him. What awaits our heroes? Tune in to Chapter 13!
Just as the Ginger clones readied to attack, Queen Angelica shouted.
Queen A: STOP!
**Ginger Clones just stand still**
Queen A: I forgot. I suppose you ten dimwits will need some assistance in your fight against Nickelodeon. OPEN ROOF!
**The roof of the Arena room opens, revealing... MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY!**
Mermaidman: Up, up and... **CRACK** My back! I threw out my back!
Barnacleboy: Don't worry! I'll save you all!
**Barnacleboy hops down... only to be roasted by the Ginger clones**
Barnacleboy: IT BURNS...
Link: -_-
Bowser: Is this a personal joke against me?
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA! PIKA!
Auto translator: Look, it's GIR!
All: What?
**Everybody looks up, to see GIR**
GIR: Piggies to the rescue! YAY!!!!!!!
**GIR drops down, on the head of one of the Ginger clones**
Link: Now's our chance to attack!
**Link and the others begin to attack the clones**
Link: HI-YAAA! **Does Sword Slash to two of them**
GIR: Die die die **Starts to bite off the eyes off another clone**
Ed: **Splashes another Ginger clone** Oooh, buttered toast, how delicious!
Edd: **Still hidden in sock hat** Tell me when this carnage is over with.
Donkey Kong: **Gorilla presses another clone onto a pack of dozens, knocking them like pinballs** Bowser, get here!
Bowser: **Jumps high... and squashes the mountain of clones into pieces**
Mermaidman: **Lying and writhing in pain** We have to save these poor folk, Barnacleboy!
Barnacleboy: I don't see how much I can do with your back broken and me roasted into ashes.
Queen A: What-In-The-Fudge... WHO LET GIR IN!?????
Admiral Otto: Well, I figured another useless backup would embarass...
Queen A: DAMN YOU!
Otto: Sorry! So-
**Otto begins to lose his balance on the plank**
Otto: Ah, ah... MOMMY!
Zim: You should've listened.
Otto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! **Falls into cauldron and is dematerialized by the acid**
Mario: So much for living past the end of this fanfic...
Queen A: Fudge Otto, who needs him anyway?
Zim: Well, queen...
Queen A: WHAT, YOU IMBECILE!
Zim: Link and the rest have opened the door to the final room of the Laberynth!
**Queen Angelica turns around, to see the viewscreen. She begins to fume**
Queen A: AHHHHH! They might've escaped the spiders and ginger clones, but no chance in heck they'll get past this room. It'll be dark, mucky and full of natural traps!
Mario: But what about Samus? Her visor can see all sorts of things, thus making it easy.
Queen A: _
Back to the arena, where Link is standing above the remaining Ginger clone.
Ginger clone: Spare me-
Link: No. **Drives down the Master Sword through her head**
Bowser: I guess we're done here. Time to go...
Link: Wait! No rushing in. You saw what happened last time.
Samus: According to my visor, it's supposed to be a maze with all sorts of traps...
Link: Okay. No rushing in, again. **Both Link and Samus enter the room**
Bowser: **Follows them**
Edd: **Still hidden in sock hat** Is the carnage done with now?
Eddy: Yes, now let's go. **Grabs Edd by the wrist and pulls him in**
**Everybody else also follows, including GIR, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy(Both being carried by DK)**
Mermaidman: Please... do not do this charity for us, young ape, as we failed you in our mission...
Barnacleboy: Ah, shut up.
**Everybody walks deep inside for a few minutes before they find two different paths**
Samus: The left path has two mutant rats. The right side is filled with reruns of Rocket Powers and robotic clones of Richard Simm...
Everybody: LEFT! LEFT!
Samus: And I agree. **Goes through the left path, and everybody follows**
Gaz: Hey, Dib.
Dib: What, Ms. I lied about my GameSlave score?
Gaz: What if Samus's visor is broken in any way?
Dib: Well, I have a flashlight if the ocassion arrives...
Samus: I can assure you that the occasion will not happen.
**Suddenly, two giant rats appear**
Samus: SCREW ATTACK! **A ray of light appears, trapping one of the rats**
Link: Hookshot! **Metal cord appears, impaling the other rat in the chest**
Giant rat 2: **Is pulled in by the pullback force, and beheaded by the Master Sword**
Giant rat 1: **Is squeezed very hard by the ray... but comes back by grabbing the ray and swinging it, sending Samus crashing against the wall**
Samus: **The visor goes flying in the air, near the first rat** Link! The visor, the visor...
Link: **Sprints towards the visor, but it is too late. The headless rat squashes the visor into pieces** Ah, shit.
Dib: Should I use my flash... **The other rat seizes Dib, grabs the flashlight and eats it**
Link: Retreat!
**Everybody runs away, only to see the shadows of the Richard Simmons robots, dancing to the theme of Rocket Power**
Link: Good lord.
Samus: We're trapped.
Link: And no visor...
Samus: Link... Link... I feel very weak... weak and sleepy...
Link: Why... **Yawns deeply**
Samus: The gas... to put us to sleep while the rats finish us off...
Link: We're doomed... wait! We're not doomed.
**Links raises his head, to see Edd deeply asleep**
Link: Everybody, hide in the sock hat now!
**Link and the others crawls towards the sockhat. Edd doesn't notice as he's fully asleep**
Link: Samus... SAMUS! **Takes a look outside, to see that she hasn't made an effort to pull herself into the sockhat**
Samus: Chozo suit... too heavy...
Link: Dammit! **Comes out of the sockhat, feeling drowsy again** Samus, let's go!
**Link drags Samus to the sockhat, where everybody seems to be alert and consious**
Edd: The gas...
Eddy: What is it?
Link: To put people to sleep while the rats attack the victims, I assume.
Samus: **Now waking up** What about the rats? They can tear through the sockhat and kill us all. And even if we escape, I have no visor.
Link: Ah, you're right...
Giant rats: **Loud growl**
Link: But I'm willing to fight to the death. **Grabs Master Swords and looks out the sockhat... only to see the rats in the distance, plowing through the Richard Simmons robots**
Bowser: Talk about turnaround...
Link: **Heads out the sockhat** The gas... it receeded.
Bowser: Everybody out now!
**Everybody gets off the hat**
Link: I suggest we continue before the giant rats or the gas come back.
**Link leads the path through, and come across another crosspath. This time, three directions**
Link: March on forward, take left or right?
Bowser: DON'T GO THROUGH THE FORWARD PATH!
Donkey Kong: He's right. That's where we got our ass kicked by robot warriors before we went to save you in the first room.
Link: What about the left...
Bowser: Spike pit. I almost fell through it.
Link: And the right...
DK: Underwater path. I wanted to go through it but Bowser stopped me.
Link: The underwater path it is...
Edd: I can't swim.
Eddy: Me neither.
GIR: Robots sensitive to water.
Samus: I'm a fairly good swimmer...
Link: Okay. Samus, take off your suit and let those who can't swim use it. Everybody else, I assume you know how to hold your breath.
**Samus takes off her suit(And for the perverts who only read this fanfic to see her naked, leave. She was wearing normal clothing under the suit the whole time :P)**
Bowser: **Whistles** You sure look...
Samus: **Turns around to see Bowser looking to his left, innocently** What did you say?
Bowser: ...nice. You look nice _
Link: Is everybody ready?
Mermaidman: Of course I'm ready, young whippersnapper! We heroes of the deep were born to swim around the depths of the ocean, even under broken backs!
Barnacleboy: Or roasted skin...
Link: Fine, Barnacleboy goes first.
Barnacleboy: Why me?
Link: Aren't you supposed to be an ocean creature?
Barnacleboy: Oh, right. **Begins to gag, but lands on the water**
Mermaidman: **Also gagging** Wait... **Jumps into water too**
Barnacleboy: **Bubbled voice** IT'S FINE! Nothing strange!
Mermaidman: Jump in! The water's great!
Link: Ok. **Also jumps in**
Samus: I just hope there are breathing holes. **Dives in**
Bowser: COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!
Dib: Bowser, NO! You'll splash water everywhere.
Bowser: Fine. **Lamely tiptoes in**
**Everybody manages to dive into the water(Not going into the tunnels yet, of course**, except for Edd, Eddy and GIR, who are all in the Chozo power suit**
Edd: Here goes nothing.
GIR: WHEEEE!
**The three jump in**
Link: Now that we're all accounted for, take a deep breath(With the exception of the three in the power suit). We will go through the tunnels and hopefully reach Queen Angelica's throne room.
Link swims through the first hole, and everybody follows him. What awaits our heroes? Tune in to Chapter 13!